User:Littleb2009

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Subpages of my userpage
My to-do list (Feel free to help!):
 * User:Littleb2009/To-Do list

Templates:
 * User:Littleb2009/Templates

Userboxes:
 * User:Littleb2009/Userboxes


 * You can request a userbox. Instructions are found on the userbox page.

RfA questions cheat sheet:
 * User:Littleb2009/RfA Questions Cheat Sheet

Essays:
 * User:Littleb2009/Essays

Page for vandalism:
 * User:Littleb2009/Page for vandalism and vandalism only

Be aware that some of the content in the above mentioned pages may be completely useless to some people. (But you should look at them first, to see if you find them useful.)

Accounts that are actually me
User:LittleSock2009 is me, used for humor (like this) and security ("editing from public Wi-fi"). User:LittleZilla is me, because everyone needs a 'zilla account.

Doppelganger accounts
To prevent impersonation by vandals. User:Littleb2009. (Not registered; only redirects to my userspace.) User:Littled2009

Poetry
Feel free to add your own (Wikipedia-related) poetry if you can edit this page. Otherwise, you can request me to add a poem of yours on my talk page.

Some of these poems are WIP, work in progress.

Stanza 1
This poem disturbs this page, Just as youth disturbs the aged, This text only does deface, Here to break the narrative pace.

Stanza 2
Undo link aganst the RC patroller, Personal attacks against the reverter, Block evasion against the blocker, Only to be caught by a checkuser.

Stanza 3
Seeing their account to be blocked, Vandal goes to Wiktionary. Vandalizes the dictionary, Finally gets globally locked. --littleb2009 (she/her) (talk • contribs)

My fan club
This entire section is sarcasm. Anyway, because the absolute worst way to punish someone is public humiliation, I have listed all of the members of my "fan club" here.

198.133.125.135 for the "Sex worker accusation" award
198.133.125.135 called me, after I slapped a Uw-vandalism1 on their page, a whore (prostitute).

95.232.118.126 for the "SHUT UP, IDIOT!!" award
Afer I cleared the sandbox, with their edits on it, 95.232.118.126 said I was an idiot. Then, they told me (in Italian), "I do as I want and you shut up!", obviously ignoring the notice on my talk page to mind WP:NPA.

85.186.112.190 for the "You are fat" award
After I reverted their vandalism, 85.186.112.190 mistakenly called me (And on an article!) a "fat obese where". I'm pretty sure they meant "whore". The link is now broken due to revision deletion.

2001:D08:1205:193E:CD31:D289:414C:2C60 for the "Edit filter triggerer" award
Even though I didn't do anything to them, 2001:D08:1205:193E:CD31:D289:414C:2C60 attempted to blank my user page, only to be caught by Filter 803.

IP editors, if you did not make these "compliments", then you may opt out of the "fan club" by posting on my talk page. But I have to confirm that it's no longer the "complimenter".

Information about you
This is scary. Read on if you dare.