User:Lloydmayer

Hello, and thank you for visiting.

As is customary with visitors, I have a menu of greetings; in order of most- to least-used: The last one really only applies to stray dogs, I already have my Emma Peel. But, if you have a waggy tail, really bad breath, and a penchant for sniffing other dog's bottoms, please let me know - I love to go on walks and adventures, and I carry sticks, balls, and dog biscuits. And pooh bags, so I can dispose of your droppings responsibly, and not as some dog owners do - by leaving the tied up little treat bags hanging on branches or by the side of a path. I mean, honestly, what is the point of that???
 * Can I get you something to drink?
 * Will you be staying for something to eat?
 * Are you travelling far, and do you need a bed for the night?
 * Are you 'the one', and now we've found each other, we can never be parted?

My interests are wide and varied - art, theatre, music, film, literature, education, travel, adventure...

Pleaase say hello and introduce yourself. I know you've looked here, I've seen you, so just go ahead and say 'hi'. I don't bite.