User:Lorem Ipsum Generator

Hi there, this is my userpage. Feel free to explore, just...err...please wipe your shoes off on the mat on your way in. I don't want too much dirt in here, my edits might get dirty. So, anyway, don't trash the place and enjoy the tiny sausages and cheese complimentary :)         OH YEAH UNCYCLOPEDIA RAWKS!

Meaning of My Name
A lorem ipsum generator is a text generator of nonsense blocks of random latin text, commonly used as dummy testing text for typesetters. It has been in standard use since the 1500s, of course then people didn't have computers to actually generate the text, they had to test their printing machines manually. The sets of text usually begin with the phrase "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet". What does that mean? No idea, but it sounds fancy. Here is a sample from the actual lorem ipsum generator here: I chose this name because:
 * I thought it sounded cool.
 * I'm a pretty good nonsense generator myself, just look at my userpage!

Basic Info
Let me start off by saying that although I am awesome, I am no deity and in no way related to one. Therefore, although my twisted mind may think differently, am not really Jesus. He was some guy from Israel who may be god's son, i am just a mere representation who likes axes.(in other words, nothing like him at all, it was just what first came to my head). I was born in vault 101 as a genetically enhanced super baby, my professions include killing mutants, blowing things up and collecting bottle caps.

Wikimania
This is a middling Eurodance song in it's original form, but I think this version is awesomer :): (Must Note: I in no way condone Mr. ON WHEELS! or vandalism of any kind. This is just a parody, a complete joke. (of Pyromania by Cascada)) Wikipedia by Cascada: Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia

Call me a vandal Call me POV Something is creeping through my veins My mouse cannot click What's vandalizing I cannot stop and you can't stop me

I'm gonna get this article started Impossible for you to revert The edit count's rising up (up, so hot) Cause I'm ranking up

Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Wikipedia Ah ah ah oh Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Oh oh ohhh

Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Wikipedia Ah ah ah oh Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Oh oh ohhh

Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia

I must confess A thousand Willys Bring out the beast inside of me Don't be a vandal Go into the ON WHEELS! It's gonna melt your semi-protect away

I'm gonna get this article started Impossible for you to revert The edit count's rising up (up, so high) And I'm ranking up

Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Wikipedia Ah ah ah oh Wikipedia Wikipedia Oh oh ohhh

(Don't you see me editing)

Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Wikipedia Ah ah ah oh Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Oh oh ohhh

(edit it, bring it up up)

Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi kipedia Wiki Wikipedia Wi Wi Wi kipedia

Soon as the vandals are running wild I will surrender to Jimbo And I don't want to assume good faith It's getting high, high (so high) and I'm ranking up

Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Wikipedia Ah ah ah oh Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Oh oh ohhh

(Edit it, bring it up up)

Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Wikipedia Ah ah ah oh Wikipedia Wikipedia oh Oh oh ohhh The actual video: Cascada-Pyromania

Yes, I AM A CAT WITH HTML ABILITIES! BOW BEFORE ME!
This is the best picture on the wiki: DON'T TAG THIS AS HUMOR CUZ IT WILL MAEK ME VERY NOT HAPPY!!