User:Metamorph985

Greetings, fellow humans! I will try to be active as often as possible, but there are time frames where I'm off Wikipedia for awhile. If there is an edit of mine that you have an issue about or want to discuss, please feel free to message me! If I fail to respond, be assured that I read your comment and will be lowering my self-esteem accordingly.

Fun Facts

 * Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories and hour
 * In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald
 * If two pieces of metal touch in space, they will bond and be permanently stuck together