User:Midasminus

Hello. I'm from Portugal, a beautiful country with no mythology (damn it!) If you want to spend a ruined quarter of hour reading this user page, go ahead, cause this is Midasminus user page, a name I did not invent. If you like any of this stuff, you here can see a small experiments list with functions made up by me. I'm the responsable for almost every mention of Gato Fedorento in the English Wikipedia (and Portuguese too).

Arkan Sonneys rule, I'm sad this article was deleted, Zeus should do to this human creeps what he did to the Titans, you can bite my shiny metal ass, and HURRAY the GATO FEDORENTO!

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Why of my User Name
I chose Midasminus for my nickname for some reasons:


 * It's the name of Lilo & Stitch's experiment 559, with unknown function.
 * It's the name of two greek kings, Midas and Minos (Midas had the touch of gold and the curse of the donkey ears, Minos builted the labirynth with the Minotaurus).
 * And it's also the name of a character of mine, from my comics Datjes (his name is Midas and his surname his Minus, but it comes together).

In Portuguese Wikipedia, my nickname is Gajodalfama (short for Gajo de Alfama, English Dude from Alfama), inspired in a sketch from Gato Fedorento's season Fonseca.

Datjes

 * Datjes is the name of my comics. As I'm only 12, I don't publish it, but I will some day.

Datjes are two small creatures, I don't know what kind of animal are they, and that's not important. In almost every strip, I'd make fun of the bad habits of people or daily routines happenings by putting the 2 Datjes doing them.

One is called Midasminus (or just Midas), my user name, :P, the older and the one of the two that has the biggest common sense, although it's low. His weight his posted as a joke many times, as his taste for food. He wears a blue cap, that is used as a symbol of fear, surprise or pain (making it jump off his head). The other is Gastonkock, (or just Gaston). He's younger then Midas, and usually bad things happen to him. He is also a chick magnet, and has a problem controling his hormones.


 * Midas represents the exagerated over-protection, the bossie attitud, the distraction, the animal love and the fanatism.
 * Gaston represents the exagerated love and sex, sex with no love, the self-love and comical violence.
 * The two characters are foragers, they move homes frequently and often steal food and stuff they need. The two together as a team resemble friendship and compaxion, but also misanthropism, ignorance, selfishness and stupidity. They would help humans and creatures if they have good reasons (or if they are threaten).
 * The two also resemble the unseen facility that there are in stuff, as they are small creatures, but as they are clever, they can practicly do anything with a plan (even if sometimes they do stupid stuff in the process). For example, if they want to steal a waggon full of cookies from girl scouts; Midas would steal one box of cookies and run away, attracting the girl scouts away from the waggon and leaving Gaston free to steal it.

I also write stories with no image about them:


 * And Now, for Something Completely Different (its name being parody for Monty Python's movie. This was for a project for school).
 * Datjes's Twelve Labours (parody for the Twelve Labours of Hercules. A lot of mythology in this one).

Magical Creatures

 * Arkan Sonney, the «lucky piggies», anthromorfic winged pig faeries. They bring good luck for those who catch them, and treat very well the humans or wizards that like to stop by their island. A female arkan sonney's procriation with a human will garantee the birth of a flying pig.
 * Blemmyes, humans with no head, from Africa. They have their eyes on the shoulders, their mouth on the belly and their brain in their reproductive organs.
 * Cameleopard, the off-spring of a camel and a leopard. A tall, long-necked brown-spotted camel (what humans call a giraffe).
 * Drimeroc, the off-spring of a dragon, a chimaera and a roc. A dragon-headed, chicken-footed, snake-tailed fire-breathing winged, feathered creature with a goat head on the head of the tail.
 * Elves, tiny humans who live in the woods with the faeries, have pointed ears and can turn invisible. They speak Elfish.
 * Fauns, part-goat or part-deer humans, who live in the woods. Their music is magic, and they are friendly with nymphs and other forest beings, unlike the satyrs. They hate hunters as much as the satyrs, and often steal guns.
 * Goblins, rude and prankster big elves, with no or few hair, a taste for darkness, but they are kind to children. They dislike non-drinkers and priests.
 * Hydra, a seven-headed snake-like monster, with toxic breath. When you cut one of its heads, three more heads grow from the hole.
 * Ice dragons, white ice-breathing dragons. They live in the Arctic, and eat polar bears.
 * Kitsunes, Chinese foxes, they are shapeshifters, can live a thousand years and their tails can start fires. They do everything to win a bit more of gold.
 * Leprechauns, Irish shoemakers who guard a treasure, normally they hide it where the rainbow ends. They are very fast, and dislike humans.
 * Mantycores, human-faced, dragon-tailed tigers with sharped teeth and voices like a trumphet.
 * Nagas, snake-humans, they are very wise and rich, and they know how to go to the Paradise, but are prohibited to say what there is in there.
 * Roc, the african giant elephant-eating bird.
 * Wirry-cows, cow or cat-like faeries that like to steal cows and procriate with them (which baby would be a flying cow). They can turn invisible.
 * Yppotrill, a hog-headed, ox-tailed and footed camel. they are fast runners and can see the future, so they always know when a human will hunt them and run.
 * Zmeu, anthromorphic dragons.

"God looked at Earth and saw how glorious and supreme humans were. So, He created the magical creatures to finnish it."

"The magical creatures are the way that the gods use to say «cheese it!»"

Thoughts:

 * Stories mustn't be written for the readers. Stories must be written by the writter.


 * The proof that dragons, faeries and elves are smarter than humans is that humans beings don't believe in them.


 * There's no point in looking for the peace there outside before we find the peace inside of us. (-- Buddha)


 * There is only one way to keep peace: shoot everyone who wants to fight.


 * There's a fine explanation why aliens don't take people to their planets. They saw how we left ours.


 * Thousands of phylosophers had asked what is the meaning of life. In the great words of Hubert Farnsworth, "oh, let's all ask each other; that will solve the problem!"

Midas' paradox
Man, am I sick of so many time paradoxes that say the same. In the words of Paul Horwich, "timetravelers can affect past, not change it". Forget other dimensions or rules; it's simply time. You CANNOT go back in time and stop yourself from going back in time, because then you wouldn't had go back in time in the first place.

If you go back in time and kill your own grandpa, that means: ...Because if you were there to kill your grandpa, that means you were born. If you were trying to do that to do a weird suicide, nice try.
 * The guy you killed is not your grandpa
 * You didn't actually killed him
 * He already knocked up your grandma when you killed him
 * You shot him there in the second you went back to your time and you didn't see him dying; then you saw or heard something that made you wanting him to stay alive (probably seeing you were still alive), and so you went back in time again and saved him.

And what if some great ideas were made because of time travels?
 * Imagine if Albert Einstein went back in time in a time machine he builted. In that trip, he gave his past self the plans for the built of the time machine. With that plans, his past self builted the time machine and went back in time to give those plans to his past self.

4-Series

 * 400- Precious- experiments ruler.
 * 408- Berg I- too small for a dangerous iceberg.
 * 409- Gumshoe- spits gum to the place your shoe is gonna land, so you get your foot stuck. A small pink thin Phoon-like cousin.
 * 412- Char- bagel burner. A purple koala.
 * 413- Botulator- food spoiler. A red lizard.
 * 414- Crusty- moldy bread spreader. A blueish meerkat/ koala.
 * 415- Patter- single sock eater. A red and yellow turtle.
 * 418- Rosemary- flower stealer. A female cousin that looks like a rose.
 * 423- Filibuster- makes fireworks so you can't see the spaceships in the sky. A big worm that makes fireworks grow from its tail.
 * 428- Gameover- games reseter.
 * 434- Monochrome- color steeler.
 * 437- Honk- honker. A purple honk-tailed squirrel.
 * 441- Choppers- meat chopper.
 * 442- Moldavia- milk spender. A small brown cow.
 * 448- Diesel- diesel spitter.
 * 449- Bellyup- puts poor insects with their belly up so they cannot move.
 * 450- Sapsucker- sap sucker.
 * 452- Bob- computer virus.
 * 455- Mary- Jumba's lab bouncer.
 * 457- Hangnail- hangnail giver.
 * 470- Octopalmer- cards giver.
 * 475- Therman- Antitherm (012) fixer.
 * 489- Huggo- lifes squeezer.
 * 490- Stones- throws stones at everybody.
 * 491- Spikyhands- balls and baloons exploder.
 * 493- Enguard- sword fighter.
 * 497- Copywronger- makes Xerox machines go wrong.
 * 499- Brad- female experiments controler.