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Copyright Infringement: The Movie is an upcoming 2049 movie with every actor known to man in it. It's the kind of movie they only make once in a millennium. The movie that will save Hollywood from its own worst enemy... itself!

It is expected to be rated NC-17 for "Fuck You, That's Why!" which is code for "Strong, Explicit, Pervasive, Teenage Mutant Coarse Language, Super-Violent Violence, Sex So Realistic It's Probably Banned in 6 States, Drug Use, and Nudity". If that rating reason sounds ridiculous as all hell, it beats the living crap out of intense depiction of very bad weather any day of the week! What do you expect out of a movie called "Twister"? No shit it's gonna have an intense depiction of very bad weather. It's not like the movie's called "The Care Bears Movie III: We're Making Another 90-Minute Glorified Toy Commercial Without Any Conflict or Substance"!

It was made possible by a grant from Barack Obama.

Symptoms
Fecal impaction (where your poop gets stuck in your intestine), fever, inflammation, post-nasal drip, delirium, and feelings of disadvantage are common symptoms of NUE. As the disease progresses, patients may experience peritonitis as the parts of the intestine that contain poop and bacteria die off, trapping them in your peritoneal area. Of course, this is all speculative, since only one man has ever had this condition, but it was written by the American Necrotizing Ulcerative Enterocolitis Association of America, so you know it must be reliable and accurate.

Treatment
There is no cure. Treatment is purely supportive. Patients who survive will require intravenous nutrition for the rest of their lives.

THE CAT IN THE HAT IS GENIUS FILMMAKING - SCORSESE SAYS TWO AND A HALF THUMBS UP!


"The Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers is the best movie of all time, leagues ahead of any superhero movie. Those aren't cinema. But you know what is? The cinematic masterpiece that is The Cat in the Hat. I watch it thirty times a week and never get bored of any of the jokes. If it were my movie and not Bo Welch's, I'd have it on Criterion 4K Blu-ray." ~ Martin Scorsese