User:Mister Alcohol

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Because of commitments in real life and my YouTube interests, I cannot edit Wikipedia anymore. So alas, goodbye Wikipedia, you have been good to me for the time I have been here. I can indeed state that this is a sad day for me. Do not post anymore comments here. Anyone who wants to talk to me can still e-mail me, but I will probably not be coming back online to edit again here. You may find me on my favourite subjects' Wikias. I will definitely be still on YouTube. Regards to all who helped me from October 2008 to January 2009...Alberto García, aka MISTER ALCOHOL

About Me
I was born on January 3,  1968  in Virginia Beach and I am of  Mexican  ancestry. I drink beer  and I am proud of it. I also like fast food, and I eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken,  McDonald's  and  Burger King. I also occassionally eat at Pizza Hut  and  Taco Bell  as well.

 I am a native  speaker of  English. I am also fluent in Spanish.

I first stumbled across this site in February 2001, and I have read and made the odd anonymous edit from my Verizon  IP for a long while before finally coming here... It's no big deal. But what is interesting is that I made my 1000th edit at 02:00, 12 October 2008 ( Eastern Time ).

I originally joined YouTube to praise Montague Pictures for their trailer for The Double Angry Whopper, but since then I have gone my own ways. ;)

I often drink Pepsi  and  Coke  and I also sometimes drink beer, which I am proud of.

How I Got My Nickname: "Mister Alcohol"
My "Mister Alcohol" nickname first circulated in the early 1980s, when every Virginian in the city described me as the "Master of Viriginian Alcohol". In early 1983, I started drinking beer at the local tavern. The beer, of course, was Budweiser. The bartender would pour me a glass of Budweiser each night and I would drink it, afterwards talking to my friends, the usual customers.And the weirdest thing? I didn't feel any after-effects. Was it anything to do with my resistance with the beer? No.After a few weeks, I decided to start taking beer bottles home and stacking them up one by one in my basement. Then one day, they all exclaimed "Hey there! It's Mister Alcohol!" I felt satisfied with the name, and it has stuck since. I even used it for my currently offline website, MisterAlcohol.com.

Interests and Hobbies
I like playing the  Oddworld  games. Other interests and hobbies include:
 * Writing
 * Football
 * Drinking
 * Watching television
 * Beer pong
 * Homebrewing
 * Cooking "Devil's Brewed Beer Can Chicken"
 * Swimming

Favorite Films and Shows
Some of my favourite films and shows include the Indiana Jones films,  E.T. ,  The Pink Panther films  and shorts, Tommy Vercetti And Lance Vance Are Dead,  Never Mind The Buzzcocks ,  Quite Interesting  (QI), shows by  Ray Mears ,  Red Dwarf  and  South Park. I've also an interest in The Simpsons  and  Family Guy. NOTE: Many more favorites will appear here soon.

Favorite Music
My favorite music includes:
 * Rock
 * Rap
 * Hip Hop
 * 50 Cent
 * Jazz
 * Classical music, and
 * " Soul Bossa Nova " by Quincy Jones  himself.
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