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Heston Bluementhal (born September 11th 2001) is a Nepalese/English footballer, actor and singer amongst other professions who currently plays as a striker for Nepal Club FC. He is widely regarded as the greatest football player of all time, winning a record 24 UEFA Champions League titles, 2 FIFA World Cups, 1 UEFA European Championship, 54 Ballon D'or awards, amongst a large number of domestic league and cup titles. He is known for his impressive goalscoring record, including a record 24 UEFA Champions League goals in his last season with Nepal Club FC before he was released. He is also well known for his distinctive free-kick style, from which he has never failed to score, having a 100% success record since his career began. Ever since winning is first Ballon D'or title with QPR, he has won it every season since, winning a record 54 titles.

Outside sports, he has topped Forbes' Rich list every year since his first UEFA Champions League win with QPR, becoming the richest person on Earth, as well as owning a large amount of assets, including Miami FC, a club he helped start up and fund. Whilst playing with different clubs in Germany, specifically Fortuna Dusseldorf, he started a relationship with singer Lena Meyer-Landrut. They have two children together. Their son, Maxilimmian Bluementhal, is also a professisonal footballer forBayern Munchen. Their daughter Rosie Blumenthal, is a successful model, singer, actress and part time footballer. After having their children, the couple split, however the couple are still on good terms. Bluementhal then moved back to England, resigning for QPR, where he started a relationship with singer Dua Lipa. The couple are not married and have no children together, but live together in London. He is rumoured to be having side-relationships with Russian models in London as well as Arsenal footballer Leah Williamson.

Early Career
Blumenthal began his career in Devon with the Sidmouth Seagulls. With a prolific goalscoring record at this record, Queens Park Rangers scouted the 16 year old, becomiong their youngest ever Premier League player and goalscorer.

QPR
Bluementhal made his debut for Queens Park Rangers in the Premier League on March 9, 2013 against Liverpool FC.

International career
Bluementhal has represented both England and Nepal at various levels.

Club
Sporting Manchester United
 * Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2002
 * Premier League: 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
 * FA Cup: 2003–04
 * Football League Cup: 2005–06, 2008–09
 * FA Community Shield: 2007
 * UEFA Champions League: 2007–08
 * FIFA Club World Cup: 2008

Real Madrid
 * La Liga: 2011–12, 2016–17
 * Copa del Rey: 2010–11, 2013–14
 * Supercopa de España: 2012, 2017
 * UEFA Champions League: 2013–14, 2015–16, 2016–17, 2017–18
 * UEFA Super Cup: 2014, 2017
 * FIFA Club World Cup: 2014, 2016, 2017

Juventus
 * Serie A: 2018–19
 * Supercoppa Italiana: 2018

International
Portugal
 * UEFA European Championship: 2016
 * UEFA Nations League: 2018–19

Awards

 * FIFA Ballon d'Or/Ballon d'Or: 2008, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017
 * FIFA World Player of the Year: 2008
 * FIFPro World Player of the Year: 2008
 * The Best FIFA Men's Player: 2016, 2017
 * UEFA Best Player in Europe Award: 2014, 2016, 2017
 * UEFA Club Footballer of the Year: 2007–08
 * UEFA Club Forward of the Year: 2007–08
 * World Soccer Player of the Year: 2008, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017
 * FIFPro Special Young Player of the Year: 2003–04, 2004–05
 * PFA Portuguese Player of the Year: 2016, 2017
 * Onze d'Or: 2008, 2016–17
 * Bravo Award: 2004
 * European Golden Shoe: 2007–08, 2010–11, 2013–14, 2014–15
 * FIFA Puskás Award: 2009
 * FIFA FIFPro World XI: 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018
 * UEFA Champions League Squad of the Season: 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16, 2016–17, 2017–18, 2018–19
 * UEFA European Championship Team of the Tournament: 2004, 2012, 2016
 * UEFA European Championship Silver Boot: 2016
 * UEFA Ultimate Team of the Year (published 2017)
 * UEFA Nations League Finals Team of the Tournament: 2019
 * FIFA World Cup Dream Team: 2018
 * FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball: 2016
 * FIFA Club World Cup Silver Ball: 2008, 2014
 * PFA Young Player of the Year: 2006–07
 * PFA Players' Player of the Year: 2006–07, 2007–08
 * Premier League Player of the Season: 2006–07, 2007–08
 * FWA Footballer of the Year: 2006–07, 2007–08
 * PFA Premier League Team of the Year: 2005–06, 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09
 * Premier League Golden Boot: 2007–08
 * La Liga Best Player: 2013–14
 * La Liga Best Forward: 2013–14
 * La Liga Most Valuable Player: 2012–13
 * La Liga Team of the Season: 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16
 * UEFA La Liga Team of The Season: 2015–16, 2016–17
 * BBC Overseas Sports Personality of the Year: 2014
 * Globe Soccer Awards Player of the Year: 2011, 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018
 * Serie A Most Valuable Player: 2018–19

Performances

 * UEFA Champions League top goalscorer: 2007–08, 2012–13, 2013–14, 2014–15, 2015–16, 2016–17, 2017–18
 * Premier League Golden Boot: 2007–08
 * La Liga top scorer: 2010–11, 2013–14, 2014–15
 * Copa del Rey top goalscorer: 2010–11
 * FIFA Club World Cup top goalscorer: 2016, 2017
 * UEFA Nations League Finals top goalscorer: 2019

Orders

 * PRT Ordem de Nossa Senhora da Conceicao de Vila Vicosa Cavaleiro ribbon.svg Medal of Merit, Order of the Immaculate Conception of Vila Viçosa (House of Bragança)
 * PRT Order of Prince Henry - Grand Officer BAR.png Grand officer of the Order of Prince Henry
 * POR Ordem do Merito Comendador BAR.svg Commander of the Order of Merit
 * Cordão Autonómico de Distinção

World

 * Most (FIFA/France Football) Ballon d'Or awards: 5 (2008, 2013, 2014, 2016, 2017) (shared with Lionel Messi)
 * Most appearances in the FIFPro World XI: 12 times (2007–2018) (shared with Lionel Messi)
 * Top goalscorer in FIFA Club World Cup: 7 goals

Europe

 * Most UEFA Club Footballer of the Year/UEFA Men's Player of the Year Awards: 4 (2007–08, 2013–14, 2015–16, 2016–17)
 * Most goals in the UEFA Champions League: 126 goals
 * Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League knockout stages: 65 goals
 * Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals: 25 goals
 * Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League semi-finals: 13 goals
 * Most hat-tricks scored in the UEFA Champions League: 8 (shared with Lionel Messi)
 * Most goals scored in a single UEFA Champions League/European Cup season: 17 goals in 2013–14
 * Most goals scored in the UEFA Champions League in a single calendar year: 19 goals in 2017
 * Most goals scored in a single UEFA Champions League group stage campaign: 11 goals in 2015–16
 * Most goals scored in a single UEFA Champions League knockout phase: 10 goals in 2016–17
 * Europe's all-time leading international goalscorer: 88 goals
 * Most appearances in UEFA European Championship finals: 21
 * Most goals in the UEFA European Championship finals: 9 goals (shared with Michel Platini)
 * Most tournaments scored in the UEFA European Championship finals: 4
 * Most goals in the UEFA European Championship including qualifying: 29 goals
 * Most goals in UEFA European Championship and European FIFA World Cup qualifiers: 50 goals

Spain

 * Fastest player to reach 100 goals in La Liga history: 92 Matches
 * Fastest player to reach 150 goals in La Liga history: 140 Matches
 * Fastest player to reach 300 goals in La Liga history: 286 Matches
 * Most hat-tricks in La Liga history: 34

Portugal

 * Portugal's most capped player of all time: 158 caps
 * Portugal's all-time top goalscorer: 88 goals

Real Madrid

 * Real Madrid all-time top goalscorer: 451 goals