User:Mustafa 69




 * History Channel narrator: America, 1948. Americans pick their president. Victory seemed certain for Governor Thomas E. Dewey.
 * Homer: Dewey! Dewey! Dewey! Dewey!
 * Lisa: Dad, I'm telling you. Truman wins.
 * Narrator: The headlines proclaim, "Dewey defeats Truman".
 * Homer: Yes, I win the bet! Who’s your daddy?!
 * Narrator: But the headlines are dead wrong. Harry Truman triumphs by two million votes.
 * Homer: Not if I can stop that inauguration!

‎ MY CAT SPEAKS IN EBONICS

Anyways, Im just some oppressed Teenager from da NY. They always be holdin' a white brotha down just cuz he be gettin' in trouble wiff dem popos. The Man sho is racist.