User:Onopearls

About Me
About me? The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloë with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. All pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. When I was 18, I went to evil medical school. At age 25 I took up tap dancing. I wanted to be a triple threat: an actor, dancer, and an evil doctor. I suggest you try it.

If you hadn't figured it out by this point, that is, of course, not my life story. No, that is one of my very favorite move quotes, from Dr. Evil of the Austin Powers series.

I am fascinated with Wikipedia. I love knowledge, learning, and history. This is the perfect place for a person like me, as I want to help further the knowledge of the people of the world. Where else can someone do this with such an impact as Wikipedia?

Places that I have traveled to or plan to travel to
Countries
 * Gateway Arch, St. Louis, Missouri
 * The Empire State Building, New York City, New York
 * Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada
 * The White House, Washington, District of Columbia
 * The Grand Canyon
 * Big Ben, London, England
 * Hollywood Sign
 * The Statue of Liberty
 * Sears Tower, Chicago, Illinois
 * RMS Queen Mary
 * Disney World
 * Disney Land
 * Silver Dollar City
 * CN Tower
 * Las Vegas
 * The Eiffel Tower, Paris, France
 * Amsterdam
 * United States
 * Mexico
 * Canada
 * Jamaica
 * Bahamas
 * United Kingdom
 * Ireland
 * Belize
 * Brazil
 * France
 * Netherlands
 * Barbados

Funny edits
It is amazing that someone took the time to do all of this