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Otto Von Guericke is...
...a man of superior intellect and quick wit, and no matter how high his jealous peers turn up the pressure, he is always two skips and a jump ahead of them, outsmarting them at every turn, and crushing their dreams of triumph like dixie-brand paper cups. He is a man of idealic passions and muddled perspectives. He is a man of the present time, but he looks towards the future with anticipation, and does not forget the past. He enjoys life, is not above finding silly shapes in the clouds above, and is one of the few persons on this green earth to realize that Dolphins are not really happy, they just happen to look like they're smiling. When he sits, you will sit. When he kneels, you will kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

He is very NPOV.

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