User:Patrickometry

Once Upon a Time

 * I volunteer edited in the DMOZ directory
 * I waited in line behind Tony Bennett who was ordering a sandwich
 * I left my only pair of shoes on a fairy from Naxos
 * I roller bladed from Washington Heights to Hell's Kitchen
 * I drove to Montreal from Detroit during the winter
 * I found KKK propaganda hidden in the stacks of my small town library
 * I moved to Portland for a month to volunteer
 * I raised money for the San Francisco Symphony
 * I practiced zazen at the Rochester Zen Center
 * I overslept and missed my tour bus in Prague
 * I spent a night in Belluno after mishearing Bologna
 * I ate my first gyro in Strasbourg
 * I witnessed the World Trade Center attack from a skyscraper in Brooklyn
 * I took a taxi from Cairo to Alexandria
 * I poured beer at a Jimmy Buffet concert
 * I adopted a Saint Bernard to befriend my Labrador
 * I didn't know how to make biscuits and gravy from scratch
 * I had old-fashioned Wikipedian values