User:PhatJew

I gave up on wikipedia. Good luck.

I am a Jew and I am Phat. Of course, there are many old fogies who don't realize that Phat is actually a good thing as opposed to fat. They also tend to forget that there is no shame whatsoever in being a Jew. Then, their politically correct white guilt kicks in, and they feel offended. Tough noogies on them.

It also works well with my real name, which I am not going to tell you. So, neiner!

My Wikipediholic score is 74, but I am working on getting it up:)

Just to clear up any misconceptions people may have, I specifically do not affiliate with political Zionism.