User:PigeonOfTheNight

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Hello there! I am a colorful mad scientist pigeon who plans to take over the world edits Wikipedia. Which is difficult, due to my lack of fingers. Ah, well.

My Off-Wiki Life
All you need to know is that I'm an eccentric pigeon of indeterminate age who claims to be named Maybelle and who goes on frequent Wiki-breaks for no apparent reason. Really, that's all you need to know. (goes back to mixing my chemicals while laughing sinisterly)

What I Do On This Site
Forming cabals and taking over the world Reverting vandalism, though I do some brainwashing copy-editing here and there as well.

I HAVE been personally attacked a few times [Oh, the Joys of being a Vandal-Fighter <---(sarcasm)], but I'm made of some pretty strong stuff, so I'll be alright ;). Perhaps one day, the stress will become too much for me, and I will be forced to retire. Or perhaps not. We'll see. (evil laughter)

To-do List:

 * explode things Wikify the Georgi Kornazov article.
 * form a cabal Copy-edit the Kehta Hai Dil Jee Le Zara article
 * recruit an army of brainless minions Reorganize the List of environmental health hazards article.
 * take over Wikipedia Reduce the number of headings in the List of Google Doodles in 2015 article.
 * imprison Jimbo Fix grammatical errors in the Human rights in cyberspace article.
 * censor Wikipedia until it accords entirely with my point of view Copy-edit the Hanswar article.
 * use Wikipedia's power to take over the world and form a dictatorship Copy-edit the Ederlezi (song) article

Well then
Well, that's all for now, folks! Now to begin my rampage