User:Pinguinus/The Wonderful World of Wiki

 Wikiland is a magical land that exists on a user subpage on the website Wikipedia. This article is about this wonderful world, and the amazing creatures that inhabit it.

Founding
Wikiland was founded a hundred years ago by Wallace Bobbo. This brave and dashing explorer hailed from the land of Bah'Humbug originally, but left because of the local king's mentally challenged state.

Ship
In the year 20 B.K.(Before Ketchup), Bobbo set out for the Fake World. The mission would undoubtedly have failed, had he not perhaps the greatest boat ever to grace the 77.827 seas, the Jimbo. This ship was 10 feet long, and weighed 24 pounds. No other ship of this magnitude since has ever been built (although people have tried; see Briggenburg Incident).

Crew
He also had the most noble, kind-hearted, compassionate crew known since the Hugging Age. Here is a gallery of the most chivalrous. One could fill volumes with the daring deeds of these brave heros, but sadly, that is not the point of this page.

Native Resistance
When The Founder arrived in Wikiland, he was greeted by a hostile tribe of creatures called Lovekin. These terrifying creatures were so horrifying, half of his crew dived headfirst into the nearest volcano to escape. After the battle of Smudge Plains, however, the reign of these monsters came to an end.