User:Piratedan

Call me Dan. I came to Wikipedia to edit articles about piracy, but I also am interested in Spanish and some eclectic subjects.

Vital statistics
Sex: Male

Birthdate: 1973

Nationality: U.S.

Height: Too short

Weight: Too heavy

Flag: Jolly Roger

Academic qualifications
Bachelor of arts, 1991, Missouri Southern State University. Summa cum laude. Major: History.

Master of arts, 1997, George Mason University. Summa cum laude. Major: European history.

I can speak nonsense in both English and Spanish.

Encyclopedic knowledge of bad horror films.

Accomplishments
Married to the most beautiful woman in the world.

Lovable daughter inherited, collaborated on producing lovable son.

I have written the world's 8,497,261st unpublished novel (about pirates, of course). Various pirate short stories are similarly unpublished. Published aritcle on Stede Bonnet and his cohorts appeared inPyrates Way magazine, autumn 2007.