User:Pollenberg

Pollenberg is a Canadian Wikipedian born in 1984. Pollenberg holds a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree in Theatre and is currently studying at the University of Regina as a Master of Arts student in Interdisciplinary Studies. In addition to his research and academic work, Pollenberg does little else besides drink beer and sleep.

Early Years
Pollenberg does not recall much about his early years, except for going to Walt Disney World while in first grade, and pushing the Emergency Stop button for the escalator at Sears as a child.

As a Pork Chop
For a few nanoseconds following the Y2K scare of the 17th century, Pollenberg was abruptly and inadvertently turned into a pork chop, during which time he cured the common cold and made love to more women than Casanova. Unfortunately, at the end of those few, brief nanoseconds, Pollenberg returned to his natural form as a frail elderly man named Karen, and was admonised for being so abrupt with the women with whom he'd made merry.

Research Interests
Pollenberg is interested in whatever research the administrators of his graduate studies program tell him he is interested in.