User:RiseAbove

Some Crap About Me
I am mysterious. I strike like a Cobra with l33t my grammatical skillz. And yes, I capitalized Cobra for no reason. You win the prize.

Important Questions (now WITH answers!)
1. Who is the greatest living writer of fiction?
 * Alan Moore

2. Who is the greatest living film director?
 * Directors are worthless, it's all about the writers, therefore the answer is William Goldman.

3. What would Jesus do?
 * He would take you down -- take you down to Chinatown. He knows all the good massage parlors.

4. What the hell is the deal with women?
 * When you're young, you need to be handsome and popular. When you're old, you need to be rich and powerful.

5. Is it all right to use the words "gay" and "fag" as general derogations, when the speaker intends no ill toward homosexuals?
 * According to an international panel of successful white rappers: Eminem says "yes," the Beastie Boys say "no."

Articles I have created

 * Suo Gan
 * Kundun
 * John Pizzarelli
 * Dear Boys
 * Sullivan Ballou
 * Pagondas
 * Leiningen Versus the Ants
 * The Juggernaut Bitch
 * Sail Away (Randy Newman song)
 * Rednecks (song)

Articles I have written all or most of the content for

 * Amadeus
 * The Wealth of Nations
 * Charlie Murphy
 * Lew Wallace
 * Frédéric Bastiat

Articles I have contributed to significantly

 * Demophilus
 * Battle of Thermopylae
 * Computer Gaming World
 * Johann Christian Bach
 * Battle of Okinawa
 * Battle of Shiloh
 * Battle of Leuctra
 * Welfare trap
 * Joseph Addison