User:Rummyisawesome

Rummyisawesome is a wikipedia user who loves Donald Rumsfeld.

Viewpoint
Although this man has been slandered by the MSM, he is an American hero who has saved our country many times over. Donald Rumsfeld is a god of war on earth. None can stand before his awesome wrath. Just you wait, crazy liberals - his choices will prove far wiser than you can ever dream.

Quotes
"We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead."

"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." –on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know."

"If I know the answer I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't, I'll just respond, cleverly."

Poetry
Not only is Rumsfeld a Republican superhero, he is also a master of the literary arts. Rumsfeld is an amazing poet. Following is one of his works:

A Confession Once in a while, I'm standing here, doing something. And I think, "What in the world am I doing here?" It's a big surprise.

—May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times

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