User:Sln3412

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I'm a bothersome and opinionated bore, but with a heart of gold and a foot made of lead. Or at least as far as you know. I've contributed to a lot of different subjects, from minor changes and changes to update out of date facts, to rewriting a large portions of articles.

At least a bit wikignomic, I do sometimes clamor for attention.

Trying to take a logical and distanced stance on everything I write, I am at the same time strongly opinionated in a great many areas -- and that makes it more difficult. I try to not let my opinions conflict with facts, although I usually fail miserably at such things. However, with enough time to edit or more help editing, I can be quite sublime. Or should I say, others can help me to be so.

I firmly believe that most issues involving contentions between viewpoints are those issues involving opinions, where too many things are often stated in the absolute when they are, in fact, not absolute, but they are, in fact, not facts.

I also tend to write sentences that are not only very difficult to understand, they also use too many commas. It's not an excuse, but Please Forgive Me.

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Sln3412 (born 1988) is a sub-Executor Forward-Looking Free-sample, a worldwide hi-tempo hip-hop sensation, according to the editorials on at least seven national and international polling places, names of which shall not be mentioned (according to various NDAs). She is an often quoted author in various low-level and mostly ignored publications of a partizan bent. She has been not working to deliver robust Incident Scene support systems in many advanced areas of technology, nor to help in the enhancing of Emergency Scene management recovery processes. In fact, she normally lays about in plant and atmosphere induced states contemplating the nuances of molecules and how each contains a universe.

Sln3412 has been voted "the most annoying person in the world" for seven years running, graded by an organization that is so secret, the very mention of this has caused her to lose her left arm as well as three fingers on her right hand, and her big left toe. We shall not speak of her being drenched in orange paint and left on a New Jersey turnpike.

She is author of twenty-seven regional magazine articles that have been almost self-published and then thrown away as not being good enough.

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