User:Space-Age Meat

Hi.

How's it goin'?

I'm Space-Age Meat. But really, aren't we all?

I'm a professional button-pushing monkey.

I live in beautiful Cadillac, Michigan. I wrote some haiku about Cadillac (originally for my Wikivoyage account):

Cadillac is north. Where snow falls nine months a year. I am so chilly.

Here it's very white. Bright snow coats the frozen ground. Sunglasses needed.

Summer brings us golf. Chasing dimpled spheres on grass. Better than snowballs.

Warmth departs quickly. Leaves soon turn quite colorful. Then snow flies once more.

Because nothing says "exciting" quite like Japanese poetry.

I spend most of my time here trying to make things better by repairing things done by people trying to make things worse. I always try to do the right thing, but sometimes I mess up. Sorry about that.

If you'd like to thank me for my work, I'm always happy to receive barnstars or just plain ol' thanks on edits. If you're a vandal and you'd like to thank me for fixing vandalism, then a) you're probably not very good at vandalism, and 2) you can thank me by stopping your vandalism. If you want to complain at me, that's fine too. Feel free to talk to me on my talk page. Just try to at least be civil about it, and I'll do the same.