User:The Arbiter

Welcome to the userpage of The Arbiter!

I am one of the Project Coordinators for WikiProject Zoo and WikiProject Mammals. Please feel free to ask me questions about the projects. Feel free to join the projects as well!

I am also part of the Adopt-a-User program. I am literally a Wikipedia addict, and feel free to have me adopt you...I would be too happy to help. Just add your name to the adoptees list, tell me on my talk page, and then add to your user page!

I like to spend my time playing Whack-a-vandal with Huggle and other methods. I also like to welcome new users.

I also like to create userboxes. If you want one created, you can ask me to make it for you. I would be too happy to do that.

Or, I spend some of my time creating accounts for people who request accounts. If I created your account, welcome, and feel free to ask me anything, that is, about Wikipedia, of course. :)

 T he A rbiter Talk 03:13, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Articles I created/expanded
Note: * means DYK. Bold means I wrote the article, otherwise I just expanded it.
 * Windows Police Pro- no, I did not create a virus.
 * Bird Kingdom*- Very cool place to go, at least according to the article.

Links I find useful

 * Help welcome the newcomers!
 * Gallery of Userboxes
 * My Sandbox
 * My 2nd Sandbox
 * My 3rd Sandbox
 * The Department of Fun!!!
 * New Page Log
 * Codes for colors
 * How to make a Userbox
 * Reference desk
 * How to Deal with Vandalism
 * User creation log

My adoptees
Feel Free to add yourself here, and then leave me a message notifying me.

Parable of the old man, the boy, and the donkey
An old man and a boy with a donkey were going to town. They decided that the boy should ride.

As they went along, they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The man and boy decided that maybe the critics were right so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some more people who thought that it was a real shame for that man to make such a small boy walk. The two decided that maybe they both should walk.

Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. So they decided that they both should ride.

As soon as they were settled and underway again they passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided that maybe the critics were right so they decided to carry the donkey.

As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the confused animal and he fell to his death in the river.

And the moral, of course, is that if you try to please everyone you will never know what to do, it will be hard to get anywhere, and you will probably lose your ass.

Funny vandalisms

 * This guy might be slightly insane.
 * Will they kill us all?
 * These edit summaries just keep getting better and better.
 * Holy cow! this guy has nerves of STEEL! Didn't get him anywhere, though...

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