User:The Cake is a Lie

Hi, I'm The Cake is a Lie, formerly Gamer Junkie, and I reside in Melbourne, Australia. I've been a registered editor since March 2006, although I started editing about three or four months earlier as an anonymous user. I rarely visit Wikipedia these days, but I drop in from time to time.

Featured Articles I have contributed to significantly: Battle of Red Cliffs

Articles I have created/rewritten entirely: Shinobido: Way of the Ninja Pan Feng Ji Ping

Articles I have overhauled: Destiny of an Emperor Nobunaga's Ambition series Sangokushi Koumeiden Sangokushi Sousouden


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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.