User:White Arabian Filly/Glitter ponies

This is a humor page, for showcasing the craziest vandalism, page revisions and edits I have come across in the page histories.

Battle of the Breeds
Everybody thinks their favorite breed of horse or pony is the best. Unfortunately, some people don't get that Wikipedia is not the place to tell the world about it. It is also not the place to tell the world about the breed you hate. That's why they made Facebook and blogs.

The perfect pony to take you to the Olympics!

Feather is importent in Gypsy Vanner Horses!

They're the victims of a stereotype!

They do show jumping, or do they due it?

You can just as easily get unpublished, too.

Pretty eyes.

Ponies and potatoes are very different.

Not rated to pull more than 10,000 pounds.

Being the peacock of horses means they have to fill big expectations.

They won at Badminton?

Yeah, we know Friesians are cool.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rocky_Mountain_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=554214847 $12,000? What a steal!]

i luv them...

I actually read some of these.

You don't have to yell.

No, it's not possible to eat a chocolate horse.

I'm confused.

No it ain't.

All horses do.

I love Arabians too, but...

Everything about them is small, not just their butts.

This is not policitally correct.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Racking_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=193308663 This is just plain stupid. It's not creative or funny.]

It's Icelandic horses that tolt.

I love it too.

People with other breeds better watch out...they're next!

They're horses, and yes they are beautiful.

Sorry, Joty baca, Wikipedia has a no advertising policy.

No, I don't believe everything I read on the internet.

My half-mustang would probably agree with you.

No cheese please.

I doubt tacos are good for them.

Fortunately there were a male and female left, or we'd be in real trouble!

Yeah, if you use face paint and colored hoof polish on them.

So it's frouned upon...

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missouri_Fox_Trotter&diff=prev&oldid=132263552 Light pink? And no, they don't give away horses for free in Alabama!]

Europeans are fearless when mounted on Fox Trotters.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spotted_Saddle_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=273666782 My half-Spanish Mustang won't gait! I got cheated!]

What happens when 10-year olds edit Wikipedia.

Paint and Spotted Saddle Horse are two entirely different things.

We know they're smart.

Battle of the Disciplines
If you can't make your favorite horse sport look good, make somebody else's look bad--in front of the whole world, via Wikipedia.

This isn't what happens in a dressage test.

Um, this is not exactly a global issue.

Everybody gets to gallop, then you have to try to pull your boots off!

Yeah, dressage is important.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Western_pleasure&diff=prev&oldid=549707015 Cowboy boots. They're called cowboy boots.]

Overstride is more common in the rack and running walk.

I doubt it, after all draw reins are very popular.

He probably likes donuts, but...

Saddle seat: attitude is all that matters.

An exsample.

Of course you need a bridle.

Pony crap?

Living is a high-risk sport.

Pony Clubbers can expect fine quality barns.

Please call your congressman...

I never tried it.

It's an English discipline.

This is not what happens when a horse is abused.

Animal rights and new age horsemanship
Unfortunately, both of these pursuits are full of people who just don't understand that Wikipedia has a strict no-POV policy.

So this is how PETA got started.

Because Pat Parelli is the greatest horseman who's ever lived!

He's a human, not an android.

Dam, son, apparently this person thinks it's all the same...

And more love for Mr. Parelli...

I think this was one of those people who prefer to call fish 'sea kittens'.

Small animals
Little critters like guinea pigs are adorable, but advertising their adorability is not the purpose of this website.

They're punky pigs!

Skittish pigs!

Abyssinian piggies don't like to run.

I doubt I'd eat a rat either.

So this is where the term bird dog come from!

Some other weird stuff
These fall into the "I drank 10 beers before I logged on to Wikipedia" category.

Who knew they wrote arias about meat?

They hunt foxes at Burger King?

Frickin' teenagers...

I've seen some men who would probably try this.

This guy is deluding himself.

Pony Club is not a dating organization.

The information IS accurate.

I can't write cursive with my hands!

Oh, my leg!

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Turkeybutt_JC&diff=prev&oldid=738104929 Some people just do not take advice. Sigh]

Vandalism on articles I created--how dare they?!
He was from Tennessee.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Racking_Horse_Breeders%27_Association_of_America&diff=prev&oldid=700664714 Blaze it! (No, blaze vandals!)]

I've never heard of this guy.