White Trash Christmas

White Trash Christmas is the fifth and final Christmas album by Bob Rivers, released in 2002.

Track listing

 * 1) Aquaclaus - 2:47
 * Straight parody of "Aqualung" as performed by Jethro Tull, describing the less savory aspects of being a department-store Santa Claus.
 * 1) What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - 3:08
 * A hardcore hip-hop interpretation of James Lord Pierpont's classic winter carol.
 * 1) Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer - 1:44
 * Straight parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" as performed by Elmo Shropshire; the song describes reindeer attacking terror leader Osama bin Laden.
 * 1) White Trash Christmas - 2:46
 * Parody of "White Christmas," performed by hillbillies (in the official music video, the Willie Nelson band, with Mickey Raphael as one of the three wise men ) as a down-tempo country music piece.
 * 1) Little Hooters Girl - 1:52
 * Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy," performed by an all-male, a cappella chorus: M-pact. Song describes, in crude terms, the assets of a waitress at a Hooters restaurant.
 * 1) Be Claus I Got High - 3:27
 * Straight parody of "Because I Got High" as performed by Afroman.
 * 1) Not So Silent Night - 1:55
 * Fast-tempo Hard Rock rendition
 * 1) Me and Mrs. Claus - 2:20
 * Straight parody of "Me and Mrs. Jones" as performed by Billy Paul.
 * 1) Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas - 1:49
 * Parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," sung by Bob Rivers. The song makes references to Ozzy Osbourne's antics and his then-popular reality show The Osbournes.
 * 1) Merry Christmas Allah - 2:41
 * Straight parody of "Merry Christmas Darling" as performed by The Carpenters, with an Islamic twist.
 * 1) Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree - 1:51
 * Straight parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" as performed by Brenda Lee.
 * 1) I'll Be Stoned for Christmas - 2:27
 * Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" as performed by Dean Martin, in an exaggerated homage to Martin's act as a drunk.