Wikipedia:Songs about Wikipedia/No Deadline



Sung in the tune of the Beatles' classic "Revolution 9" (music)

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

Then comes this drunken editor who stumbles on a cat

Who proceeds to break the spacetime continuum

They assumed the assumption of the assumption of the assumption of the assumption of bad faith

The Five Pillars of Untruth, manufactured by someone who always

Has umpteen time to spare on the Pedia

Gadget installed but not currently in use

[laugh]

&#91;Troll crying]

No deadline, no deadline

Don't create hoaxes

Do not create hoaxes

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

There's nothing worse than the lamest

And another example

Vandalism on Wiki

Dramaboard the Wiki

ArbCom's binding decision

On Shakespeare's authorship

Bribe! Bribe!

Bribe!

Bribe! Briiibe! Briiibe! Briiiibe!

Briiiii!

No deadline, no deadline

[giberish]

Shhh!

Shhh!

[car noises]

We are standing still

Join us on Discord

No deadline, no deadline

The vandal inserts false

As patroller reported to me

Little fella really tries to convince

He is in WikiEdu, IP-banned

And college hates him

Alright!

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

So the Arbs messaged me, and I plan to change my identity

Buy new Wi-fi routers

[scream]

So anyways, back vandalizing I go

Those moppers can't catch me when I change statistics

Increment by a few

Down with him! Down with him!

I'm not in the mood for editing

&#91;LTA gets zapped by a laser]

Editcountitis counting, featured articles featured

Inclusionists including, deletionists deleting

Stalkers stalking, hounds hounding

&#91;Edit-warring in 3001 involving lasers]

Only to find the jaguar

Unaware of its presence on the talk page

"Glass Onion"

No deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline, no deadline

Fundraising banners

Nonprofit organization

The Batusi

The Floss

Bona fide

[admin] Take this eye, brother, may it serve you well

[goes to Special:PendingChanges]

[reviewer] Maybe it's nothing

[admin] huh?

[reviewer] Maybe it's sloughing?

[admin] What? What? Oh

Exposure to drugs

If you become wasted

Vector 10, Vector 10, Vector 10, Vector 10!

Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22, Vector 22!