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Bio

 * Name: HeyZeus Ezekiel Jesus esquire III pt. 4 Redux
 * Age: -4,000 x 2 + Y(X - 12)
 * Birthplace: the Black Forest of the Village of a Thousand Young
 * Location: The Dirty South
 * Ethnicity: Demigod
 * Weapon(s):
 * Ancient bone saber of Zumakalis!
 * The sword I made form the horn of a Narwhal (It died of natural causes....... a bullet in its face)
 * The Gustav Gun
 * M16A3 with a M203 under-barrel grenade launcher and a tactical scope for precision medium distance headshot assassinations of old people.
 * Remington 870 tactical with incinerary shells.
 * BFG9000.
 * Street Sweeper.
 * Stagg X400-GBK "X Metal" solid body electric guitar, Ibanez bass guitar, and Second hand Epiphone G-40 guitar all played through a Peavey Bandit 65 amplifier.

Awards and Recognition colon

 * Nobel Peace prize in the field of Kick-Ass.

Bibliography colon

 * Whiskey Tango Foxtrot series of kick-ass Thrash metal goodness. (1776)
 * The Bible Part 2 - Crucify This (3)
 * How The Nazi Kittens Started World War VIII Part 4.5 (1952)

Discography (Albums you idiots) colon

 * Snuff Film at Eleven - Pig Destroyer Tribute Album with Dark Space Loard Charles' Disciples (1807)
 * 1) Dark Satellites
 * 2) Flag Burner
 * 3) Junkyard God
 * 4) Patters of Failure
 * 5) Intimate Slavery
 * 6) Trojan Whore
 * 7) Strangled With a Halo
 * 8) Gravedancer
 * 9) Carrion Fairy
 * 10) Crippled Horses

Vocals, Guitar, and Drums: Me


 * Anti-Emo Death Squad by Guillotine Ecstacy (1808.25)
 * 1) Emo Holocaust
 * 2) Atom Bomb Attack on a AFI concert
 * 3) Firebomb Attack on a MCR concert
 * 4) Screamo Bands SUCK!!!
 * 5) Grinding My Core of Kick-Ass Upon Your Sad Black Text on Black Stone Tombstone, BITCH!

Vocals and Guitar: Me Bass: Fat Guy #1/Me Drums: Fat Guy #2/My Clone

Video Games

 * Baby Nightmare Massacre III [The game so bad-ass it was able to by pass the original and the first sequel, which was controversial in its own right] (1971) Better than that stupid Final Fantasy crap! God, how could anyone like that stupid thing? It's always the same damn thing every fucking release! - Killer #4, Jeff
 * Douchebag Manhunt - Miami Beach (1964) - Officer Tompkins

Other Inventions colon

 * Shotgun Mouthwash now in Cinnamon, SO BUY IT!! (Other flavors include: Banana pudding, Strawberry, Sour Apple, Chicken/Generic Flavor #3, Watermelon, Kurt Cobain, Fruit Punch, Blueberry, Per Yngve Ohlin, Snuff film, Master Blaster, Pipe Cleaner, Menthol, Cheeseburger, Fast Food, Peppermint, Mentha spicata and others)
 * The Universe.
 * Heaven.
 * Hell.
 * Hel.
 * Your mom.

Misc
SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS!!! (I didn't to steal that from a source I cannot name right now)
 * I like Banana pudding.
 * Grindcore is the most awesome genre of music to ever be created.
 * Aqua Teen Hunger Force is the comedy of the gods. Because only a poor man has one god.
 * I am the Omega.
 * Everyone in The Dwarves will go to "Heaven"
 * I am the Highlander.
 * I fought in the first Milky Way-Andromeda War from 2123 - 2134.
 * I believe in euthanasia of the elderly (see Assisted Living Dracula)
 * I created the Universe with my creativeness.