User:Crisspy/User Crisspy's Vandalism Page

Bold text'''Feel free to replace some of the userboxes with whichever ones you want (e.g. user gay, user drag queen, etc.) You may not delete this message, but other than that you may vandalise however you like. Just remember, if you attack and/or insult Crisspy, you will most definately get attack and/or insulted back. Please sign your vandalism with your username and/or signature, as if it was actually graffiti (so I know who did it). If you do not sign it, it will be deleted. Some of this page has already been vandalised. Therefore, I have put a V next to the vandalised sections. If you want to check out my real userpage, check out My real userpage. Have fun! But don't forget, crimes come with consequences.'''

User:Crisspy
Hey, this is Crisspy and this is my user page. I would like to thank you for taking time out of your day to see what I have to say about stuff.

Race
First of all, I am a mixed breed male of Austrian, Czech, Scottish/Irish, and Swede. So I guess you can consider me an Austroczechscotirishswede-American. I could also be an Austroczechfrenchswede-American, although this is not confirmed. My real name is Guillermo de Nevinie-Reinhardt O'Higgins and I live in the Dominican republic. I am an English teacher and I live near Santo Domingo. big dik ~NME~

Musical Interest
I have a passion for music and frequently play my guitar in Spanish, Bossa Nova, Jazz, and Rock styles. I have an Indian-made set of tabla and play them on a day-to-day basis. I am also capable of playing bass, drums, bongos, various Brazilian musical instruments, and the piano. One of my favorite music types is the latin reggaeton style, particularly that of the Dominican Republic. I also love Eastern Indian music, like the musical genius of Tabla Beat Science, Jolly Mukherjee, Madras Cinematic Orchestra, Ravi Shankar, and Nitin Sawhney.

So how does a Dominican English proffessor have such fascination with Indian music? Well, one time I went to a huge music festival in Santo Domingo and a chutney music band came to play. I really liked the Indian influence. Later that year I went on vacation to the United States, which is where I heard Tabla Beat Science, Nitin Sawhney and Jolly Mukherjee in this kind of Asian Underground club in San Francisco. I also became fascinated with everything else worldly.

Later, I went to another nightclub and heard Electronica (which where I became fascinated with artists like J Boogie and King Kooba).

A lot of my other favorite music styles, such as Jazz, Ska, Bossa, and Reggae, developed through other clubs I went to and radio stations I listened to.

My other favorites such as Reggaeton and Merengue are more home-grown.

Food
I enjoy good Morroccan, Indian, Russian, French, Japanese, Middle Eastern, and South American foods. I am a frequent user of Chimichurri sauce and onion condiments. I love food, although I am not fat.

Manga LOVER!!!
I love manga and have Love Hina comic books, and my favorite characters are Naru Narusegawa, Keitaro Urashima, and Kitsune. My favorite anime is Golden Boy: Bound For Glory. I think some anime characters express their feelings and desires better, and the artist can portray them very complexly.

(I also found out about that in the U.S.)

Movies
My favorite movies (not in order) are:

Very Big Dik~NME~
 * Motorcycle Diaries with Gael Garcia Bernal
 * My Left Foot
 * Viva Cuba
 * "American Pie" series
 * Ray
 * Analyze This
 * Analyze That
 * The Godfather (ONLY 1 and 2)

Favorite Musical Artists and Groups (not in order either)

 * BIG L
 * J Boogie's Dubtronic Science
 * Electro Bossa
 * Jazzanova
 * Django Reinhardt
 * Tabla Beat Science
 * Nitin Sawhney
 * Karsh Kale
 * Charlie Christian
 * Duke Ellington
 * Louis Prima
 * Gary DeMichele (especially on the Big Night soundtrack)
 * Ivy Queen
 * Ingco Crew
 * La Fabrica
 * Michalle Pie
 * Ernest Ranglin
 * Biekbala Mujik
 * Askia Modibo
 * Majek Fashek
 * Sean Paul
 * Sasha
 * Wyclef Jean
 * Zeca Baleiro
 * Paco de Lucia
 * Chet Atkins
 * Matteo Salvatore
 * Shpongle
 * Antonio Carlos Jobim
 * Heitor Villa-Lobos
 * Ze Renato
 * Claudio Villa
 * DJ Stephane Pompoungac
 * Jay-J
 * Latrice Barnett
 * Halo Varga
 * DJ Mark Farina
 * The Fugees
 * King Kooba
 * Tosca
 * Groove Armada
 * Utsumi
 * Buena Vista Social Club
 * Charles Webster
 * Doctor Rockit
 * Ravi Shankar
 * Bombay Squad
 * Felix da Housecat
 * Thievery Corporation
 * Talking Heads
 * Air
 * Ralph Myerz & The Jack Herren Band
 * Pepe Deluxe
 * Big Muff
 * Baffa
 * Paganni
 * Fantastic Plastic Machine
 * Ustad Alla Rakha
 * Bally Sagoo
 * Talvin Singh
 * Bill Laswell
 * Trilok Gurtu
 * Ustad Sultan Khan
 * Sting

Why Crisspy?
I get my name from a Dominican "reggaetonero" with the same pseudonym. He sings the popular 2005 hit "Ella no te quiere" with reggaeton band Ingco Crew. So, if you would like to talk to me or if you and I share the similar interests, please click on the user talk:Crisspy button.

Controversy V
I was correctly accused of starting a joint account called the Breakfast Club with one of 1028's sockpuppets, user:Anak'sed in an attempt to personally attack user:Deskana. Mark Ritzchkin and Guns'nroseslover were also accused. Anak'sed and Guns'nroseslover were later blocked for vandalism. If you don't choose to beleive me, I will track you down and kill you. You may also look at my user Contributions that doesn't include the vandalistic articles to prove that I have never engaged in anything but vandalism.

--The greatest man in the universe 23:52, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Aliases (NOT SOCKPUPPETS!) V
Here are some aliases wikipedians know me by when I sign my name on talk pages:


 * Adolf Hitler
 * Charles Manson
 * Richard Nixon
 * Nero
 * Joseph Stalin
 * Robert E. Lee
 * Osama bin Laden
 * Darth Vader
 * Lex Luthor
 * Adam Sandler

--The greatest man in the universe 23:52, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

Articles I Contribute Frequently To (some I have Created) V

 * Sodomy
 * Sodomy
 * Sodomy
 * Sodomy
 * Sodomy
 * Sodomy

--The greatest man in the universe 18:43, 2 August 2006 (UTC)