User:Lady Serena

''I am a web developer. I will never die, I will only become obsolete.'' For every time someone loads one of my projects,

Every time a page is loaded,

Every time a link is clicked,

Every time data is transferred from the webserver,

My blood, sweat, knowledge, and my soul are reborn.

I am a web developer. If you use my poem, please give me credit for writing it.

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I'm the Owner of Varus Online, and its a small business. My business. I've had a couple legal threats come from out-of-state (outside Maryland) which I find hilarious, because they were threatening to sue simply because of the fact that I don't have a business license for Varus Online. Seriously, I'm not selling any tangible products directly, what I do directly sell is the Varus Online Service. Yep. The Varus Online Service is the website. I'm a transsexual, in transition from male to female. You won't get my legal name unless you run a whois query on any of my company's seven domain names. Ask me for my name, and I'll say "Jessica Laurie H." because that's my chosen name -- who I really am inside this nasty male body. I don't wish to be an admin at any site other than my business ... that's stressful enough already. I'm an avid fan of the BeOS, its a little OS that's simply amazing. I love kitties, my family has 13 of them. I'm getting through my PHP books, reading every page, so I can get myself PHP Certified.

Hand over the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

Screw with my user page and I will hunt your ass down and report you for vandalism. Fixing my language, userboxes, and linkifying my user page is alright. No vandalism, please. That's not nice.

I live in: Earth -> Western Hemisphere -> Americas -> North America -> United States -> Texas -> Bexar County -> Converse.

Wikipedia Awards
I gots a cookie! I linkified Slowking Man's user page and he gave me a COOKIE!

Current Projects
Way too many. @.o

Recent Thoughts
OH THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA! FUCKING THANK YOU! I just discovered an entire listing of open proxy IP addresses ON WIKI-FUCKING-PEDIA! Now to ask an admin if I can use it. (Done! Over 15,000 IPs banned from Varus Online)

My Wikipedia
Various thingies I've done on Wikipedia.

Pages I Made

 * Varus Online
 * Image:VarusOnlineMiniLogo.gif

Pages I Have Edited

 * List of films ordered by uses of the word "fuck"
 * Varus Online
 * Smithsburg, Maryland
 * Comparison of web servers
 * Wikipedia:Userboxes/Ideas
 * Haiku (operating system)
 * SeaMonkey
 * Hypertext Transfer Protocol
 * Gaia Online

Pages I Commented On

 * Talk:Smithsburg, Maryland
 * Wikipedia talk:Undeletion policy
 * Wikipedia talk:Google test
 * Wikipedia talk:WikiProject Help
 * Talk:Varus Online
 * Talk:Ageing
 * Administrators' noticeboard
 * User talk:Perfecto
 * Help desk
 * Wikipedia talk:Search engine test
 * Help talk:Contents
 * User talk:Cleared as filed
 * User talk: Furry
 * Talk:List of operating systems
 * User talk:Luna Santin

NPOV Disputes I Have Started

 * Davatar (Deleted!)