User:Matty.007/sandbox/Funny stuff

Funny quotes from Wikipedians
Me: probably geoff in disguise


 * Matty007: If they are, their persona's got three times the brains they have. :-/


 * A doctor for the overweight tries to convince them to do more than walk for exercise; is it "his patience is running out", or "his patients are out running"?

Dru of Id: Feel free to mug anything from me.

Howard
Tim Howard is a national hero after keeping them in the match against Belgium at the 2014 World Cup, and this edit reflected that

Michael Phelps' Ranking
Michael Phelps should be ranked, seeing as how if he were a country he would be in a tie for second with South Korea, behind only China. USA loses 5 golds due to Michael Phelps declaring independence, leaving them in fourth with only 4 gold medals. Phelps does indeed retain a tie for second, since the table sorts by gold medals, not total medals, and Michael comes before South in the alphabet. Bjquinn (talk) 04:06, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Not sure if you are kidding or not, but in the Olympics medals are only counted by country by the IOC. Mr.crabby   (Talk)   04:29, 13 August 2008 (UTC)


 * In addition, you break ties by looking at silvers, so Phelpsyvania is third. Dragons flight (talk) 04:31, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, of course, that depends on whether you would rank the Dallas Cowboys who are 5-3 in the Super Bowl or the San Francisco 49ers, who are a perfect 5-0, higher. Phelpsyvania has a perfect record, so he remains second.  The per capita medal count is staggering. Bjquinn (talk) 04:37, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * With the way that the IOC sorts (by gold, then silver to tie-break, then bronze), Phelps would be third. bluemonq (talk) 05:21, 13 August 2008 (UTC)


 * I'm sorry but Phelpsyvania can't be considered perfect. They didn't even qualify for most of the events.  They can't get credit for failing to compete in gymnastics, judo, and weight lifting, etc.  Dragons flight (talk) 05:32, 13 August 2008 (UTC)


 * Sorry. Although still very impressive, Phelps would only be ranked 5th in the medal tally not 3rd. Plus, the relay medals he won could not be considered to be solely his. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 70.24.139.57 (talk) 16:14, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
 * Sure... just get him to start his own country and he can have his own chart. (124.197.36.236 (talk) 14:12, 17 August 2008 (UTC))

I have to ask - how does the Phelps nation win a relay medal with only one swimmer?86.13.148.178 (talk) 12:10, 18 August 2008 (UTC)


 * If anything it could be noted under the graph, but obviously not on the graph because Phelpsyvania isnt independent (not to mention the confusion it would make).  Royal  Mate1  02:30, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Phelpsyvania isn't an independent country???!!! What a shocker! Does this mean we have to restore his gold medals back to the count of the USA-centric entity?JGC1010 (talk) 03:27, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Pic


In lieu of contemporary photographs or paintings, here is an artist's rendition of Washington, with coffee. --Jeffrey O. Gustafson - Shazaam! - &lt;*&gt; 15:46, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * You know, if you've read the article recently, he should really have a monkey sitting on his shoulder :)--Pharos 15:56, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
 * ♥♥♥ ShadowHalo 20:13, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Can I take it that there are no pics of the man himself, portraits or anything? It would really help the confussion between this and Pres. Washington... Ferdia O'Brien The Archiver And The Vandal Watchman (Talk)

Picture
This article needs many! JimRaynor 15:12, 21 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Settle down there James. --Lord Voldemort 13:17, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Don't get out of character. JimRaynor 16:50, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Keeping you under control is all part of my evil plan. --Lord Voldemort 19:06, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * You should have apparated a nuclear bomb into the ministry of magic and then set it off. JimRaynor 19:11, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * Well the reason I didn't was because... well, I never... well, I should have gotten... well, well, shut up. That simply would not have been evil enough. --Lord Voldemort 19:43, 22 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 * I'll help you out here LV. There are two reasons he couldn't have done this. First, wizards don't use Muggle technology. Therefore, a nuke is out from the start. Second, Hogwarts was described (in one of the books) as a non-apparation zone. If these can be set up, surely the Ministry of Magic has one (or at least now that they're openly at war with He Who Has a Silly Name.
 * *giggle!* --^pirate 16:19, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
 * yeah, but that's the thing, with a nuke you don't need to be inside. Hell, you don't even need to be close.  —Preceding unsigned comment added by 70.108.149.251 (talk) 22:54, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Contested deletion of 'Minecraft admin'
This article should not be speedily deleted for lack of asserted importance because... (it is not finished yet i will finish it after my bath...) --Theamazingbutterman (talk) 19:21, 31 July 2013 (UTC)

Links
''Funny links with completely wrong descriptions! Enjoy!''

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Euro&diff=194605896&oldid=194573574 Chocolate money? Yum]

Chicken mcnuggets creation story

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

And I thought he played basketball

Spoilers!

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=A_Midsummer_Night%27s_Dream&diff=prev&oldid=177326076 This editor wasn't really on drugs... right?]

Impressive thing to get blocked for

Squirrels?

My dog...

Some relation

Scam alert!

What to vandalise next?

The plate, Plato, and me

The Vietnam War

Ouch!

Wikipedia!

Mexican Mafia joining

Lawyer's saleries

Seven Days Battles

Reversions

Unibrow competition

Look at the edit summary...

Is this official?