User:Oddmartian2/Things of the World

Here are some things about the world.

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After skibidi toilet gets rizzed up by baby gronk in ohio, livvy dunne drinks the grimace shake while edging to kai cenats gyat. Meanwhile at Miller grove, ishowspeed, Duke dennis, and adin ross are mewing while gooning. When john pork did the griddy after beating ice spice in a fortnite match, the sigma rizzler andrew tate forced him to play garten of banban and poppy playtime at the same time. Huggy wuggy does the zaza while pomni gets fanum taxed.

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Llamas and Things
[[Image:llama, peru, machu picchu.jpg|thumb|The llama! This one is seen about to commit suicide, because these beautiful, furry, tender, juicy creatures are best served well done. Two words: llama burgers!
 * NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA EAT LLAMA BURGERS!!! I LOVE LLAMAS!!!
 * But they're so good, man! YEAH...]]

Look at these internal links! Aren't they awesome?

The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, yell out, "Look out, there are llamas!"

Llamas are larger than frogs! Frogs are the llama's only natural predator AND prey, coexisting in a strange, strange relationship. (Just kidding, llamas don't really eat frogs.)

Bob the Llama, who is currently running for president of Llamaland, is married to Lucy the Llama, the only pink llama known to exist! Oh, and October 12 is world love that good old llama day (I'm gonna go bazinga mode)!

The Five Friends
The Five Friends is a collective name for five friends in Alabama. They are Howie Yall, Wa Zupp, Ima Dorie, U.L. Lozink, and Tex Is. At one point, there might have been a sixth friend named Howie Douin, but he didn't last long as there was already a Howie. According to an urban legend, Howie Yall was jealous of Howie Douin, and as a result, ate him, but this is unconfirmed.

I and You
What am I? I am you. What are you? You are you and you are me. What is me? I am the person which are you which am I and you are me. Ok now I'm confused. Who is me and you if you are me and you? I need to rest.You and me both.

Tredas Fruj Lamie
Tredas Fruj Lamie es tren gree welo brasten. Quet fronnal awell bret vos es meo krastidual, Tredas Fruj Lamie, Bres og Yuss. Weg olloson tristy, frek anan plub. Ope sree es reghy, og murt; quet vos demmo petrea asregista olon. Grea 12,300 Tredas krell asew omo awell quev, es eam, lo, pretene og 12 gwepelo ameniz. Crelo, m aserque evell opert es zekke.

A Poem
When you search world wide web for validation

there's a funny kind of pleasing recreation that

reading wiki articles has-- for your information

Things you didn't even know had formation.

The finding gives you a sense of belonging that was longing,

stumbling, fumbling and tumbling over lists of words that needed logging,

I'm growing my taste in and out, as I argue from experience and not doubt

or how about the articles on the round about? The thing that has no clearing cut down.

leaves you feeling excited to make your own path... one to be found.

Clockatoes
Clockatoes (Clockatonius clockatus) are vicious, viscous creatures. Worse than grues, they are. They appear to be a floating dot with claws the size of 5 bananas. They move at 1800 light-years per picosecond. The only thing that can kill them is liquid plastic. For self defence Fern Cotton keeps a match box of trained clockatoes in her tights.

CAPS LOCK
THE CAPS LOCK IS A KEY LOCATED TO THE LEFT OF THE LETTER "A" ON STANDARD WESTERN KEYBOARDS. WHEN PRESSED, THE WORDS THAT ARE BEING TYPED EMIT A LOUD NOISE. IT IS FREQUENTLY HIT BY ACCIDENT, BUT IT MUST BE REGARDED WITH CAUTION.
 * WARNING: THE CAPS LOCK KEY CAN PRODUCE HEARING LOSS, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH, AND DIARRHEA IF EXPOSED TO FOR OVER A SENTENCE. THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR CAPSLOCKEMENTIA IS PEPTO BISMOL. YAY!

THE CAPS LOCK KEY WAS INVENTED BY JOHN LOCKE, THE FAMED PHILOSOPHER. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH JOHNLOCK.

Wikipedia! the Musical
Wikipedia! the Musical is a little game created by Oddmartian2. Edit it now, and we will give you a Big Happy Fun Hug (see below).

Big Happy Fun Hug
We don't know what a Big Happy Fun Hug is yet. A research team from Fermilab is currently investigating Big Happy Fun Hugs, but the subject largely remains a mystery. Update: The DNA sample from a Big Happy Fun Hug is seen to be closely related to a Large Enthusiastic Amusing Cuddle

Small Sad Bored Kiss
The opposite of a Big Happy Fun Hug.

Bells
There are many types of bells, most of which can ring. Wikipedia is the best place to find information on bells. What is the most commonly known bell? The church bell, of course. The second most commonly known bell is the cow bell. The best known example of a cow bell is the SNL one. Web sites like | Youtube can lead you to that sketch. That site is cool. I like nachos, I think they rock. Best ever. Actually, cow bells don't really ring.

Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

The Ultimate Question of the Universe??
The answer: "42" The question is "What is six times nine?"

I thought the question was "What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of the Universe??"

The Insane Vantroll Who Lives in His Bedroom
HAI GAIZ I IZ A VANDAL/TROLL VANTROLL WHO LIKES TO MESS WITH ARTICLES! LOLROFL I AM CRAZY IF U LOOK AT MA UNCLOPEDIA USERPGE U C I AM WL SPEAKEN LOLROFL OH LOOK THE NICE MEN IN WHITE JACKETS ARE BACK WITH MY MEDICINE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-Logged out.

You bet Djibouti you are. Signed, an anonymous vandal fighter.

Up Southill
There once was a place called Southill and some people there liked to kill then some guards came along acting all mean and strong without even writing a will.

Wikipedia: The Movie
Written by many, this portrays the story of Jimbo Wales and the Wikipedians fight against the vandals, deletionists, trolls, sockpuppets, and all others who challenge Wikipedia. Sequel is currently in development.

Bidoofs
Little is known about these strange Pokémon except that they are somewhat related to Mudkip.

Amazing story
Once upon a time there was a rock named pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. He liked to eat vampire waffles. However, his magnifying glass was broken so he bought a microwave and used that. The end.

Wikipedia:The Game
Game invented by Darius Daaaar, he is so awesome and will invent the Wikipedia game so everyone can use Wikipedia in a way that is good for them.

Plot
The game starts with Darius Brown (based on Darius Daaar, the creator) who begins his life as an energetic kid who cannot tell the difference between right and wrong, he goes on to make phony Facebook accounts and do other stuff like set fire to newspaper recycling bins and loads of other stuff that is completely wrong. On one day in his life he searches for his school (Queen Elizabeth II High School) on Wikipedia, he finds there is an article and sees the little edit button in the top corner, he clicks it. The first thing he writes on the page is "I Like Egg", he got a thrill out of this, a thrill that he would be addicted to for the next three months. In the next three months he would do horrific things to Wikipedia, these included stuff like posting dirty images on articles such as Irn Bru and all the articles about schools of the Isle of Man. He got his good friend Dealer O'Niel (Who's Name We Cannot Reveal) to help him with his grotesque vandalism. Dealer O'Niel goes onto become a full time vandal who mysteriously gets pictures of Sausage Rolls posted on his own talk page.

All this vandalism would end in July though when Darius posted a message on the talk page of Benzband asking him if he liked Ice Cream, Benzband replied and Darius thought he was pretty cool from that point on, he would never ever vandalize Benzband's Talk Page, (although he hated User:Favonian and Dawnseeker2000). Darius asked Benzband why IP's couldn't create Wikipedia articles, Ryan Vesey replied and Darius thought he was pretty cool too. Eventually Benzband would help Darius to create a draft for his idol Congorock. Benzband and Darius became good friends and Darius finally learnt that vandalism is stupid and good faith contributions are epic. Now Darius is waiting for someone to accept his Congorock draft, but Dealer O'Niel is still out there and Darius cannot stop him because he doesn't have his phone number and it's the summer holidays here on the Isle of Man.

True Story

Characters

 * Darius Brown (based on Darius Daaar). Wikipedia address=87.254.87.148 - Main character of the story
 * Dealer O'Niel (name unknown) - friend of Brown's who Brown misled to a life of pointless vandalism (IP Unknown)
 * Benzband (real name Ben). Wikipedia address=Benzband - Person who turned Brown's life around
 * Ryan Vesey (real name Ryan, well probably). Wikipedia address=Ryan Vesey - Another cool person
 * User:Favonian & Dawnseeker2000 - Two people Brown never used to like, until now when he thinks everyone is cool
 * Congorock - Person who Brown thinks is a legend and Brown is trying to create an article about him

Moral
The moral of the story is: "well vandalism can be fun at the time, but it damages Wikipedia and this is pointless as others worked hard on those articles and it isn't fair to damage them. Don't vandalize, meet someone cool (like Benzband) and team up to make some mind-busting articles with explosive Wikipedia skills."

Brown
I have to reveal that the character in the story is in-fact me, I repent my vandalizing sins, I see how much I have been a Plank. Sorry guys, and I see User:Favonian and Dawnseeker2000 were only trying to do the right thing. 87.254.87.148 (talk) 19:25, 22 July 2012 (UTC)

SECRET WEAPON OF HUMAN PUPPET ALIEN MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
snape snape severus snape snape snape severus snape dumbledore snape snape severus snape *ok, let's fast forward* IT'S A PIPE BOMB! Yay!!!!! *BOOM!* mwahahaha Voldemort Voldemort Ooh Voldy Voldy Voldemort!

Awesomeness
A little.

Fun fact of the day: Baked beans are scum.

Books I like
Harry Potter Artemis Fowl Many others

Links
I like making links! They are fun to make! That's why I create so many!

What happened to the zombie?
Did a creeper explode? Or did this page get zombiefied?

The Invisible Man
Hector Herring (otherwise known as The Invisible Man) is a biologist, singer, and circus-director. He is best-known for being the writer of the novella I Hate Herrings, So Stop Calling Me "The Herring", for writing and performing the album Herrings Suck, and for being the first man to find fifty-two different ways to burn herrings. He is also famous for single-handedly murdering forty-four thousand innocent, law-abiding herrings, and for his invention of the Herringmobile, a car powered almost entirely on salmon.



Herring is currently on the run from the National Police Force of the Herrings. It is recommended that you stay away from him. Well away.

Here lies nothing
Here lies nothing.

NOT ANYMORE

↓↓ what is this? ↓↓
a bunch of bloody nonsense is what this is. Bllllleeeeggggghhhhhh

FACT: Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. So yeah. That’s weird

XOXO Gossip Girl

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trooth is,
mods are gay

Somebody once told me,
The world was gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb. With her finger and her thumb.

Joke

What is james biggest kink... Bond-age

Please help.
I'm lost, and my map is useless. Is this Canada?

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Citation
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CLARRISA!!
Why,Clarrisa why? You of all people decided to go with a strong social orientation that you are not the only one who didn't want to take a look at your resume and I am not quite sure what to do and where to go from here and there are a few lakes including the city and the United Kingdom and the United Kingdom and the United States are not the only ones that have been on Wikipedia for 15 years and they are not supposed to be on hot or offended you can help then please do not hesitate to ask them to give you a call at the 2005 Eleanor Roosevelt High School Graduation and they will be more edits and maybe articles on the talk page of the Red Mountain basin of which there are a few lakes including the largest and most popular destinations in the world of the United States and the world of South America and the world of South America and the world of South America and the world of South America and the world of South America and the world of South America and the world of South America. By, Whoever wrote it

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the wisest words of all the wise words
Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper Summoning Ronald McDonald at 3 A.M.

more wise words of all the wise words
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Junior Double Triple Whopper Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day lettuce mayo pickle ketchup it's OK if I don't want that impossible or bacon Whopper any Whopper my way you rule you're seizing the day at BK have it your way at BK have it your way you rule!

Collection of Haikus nobody cares about
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Groaning and bomb farts.

Why we write Poems,

Most will never know. I just

Wrote this 'cuz I'm bored

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