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Omicronpersei8's stupid tripe
"I'm a bear on a leash, but even I know follow-the-leader comedy isn't funny.

Seriously. Come on."

- Satanic bear

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Thanks again for being a great asset to Wikipedia and an extraordinarily clever person! -- Omicronpersei8 (talk) 05:21, 28 October 2006 (UTC)



I LOVE THIS ONE! This is simple, yet brilliant. Thanks for making me laugh! Avraham 02:08, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Jam Jar Binks says: Please-a stop posting non-free images! Meesa like free licenses that meesa oh screw it. I'd like a better picture too, but it's called copyright. Look it up.

This is so embarrassing. My life is half-empty. ~

Semi-serious
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