User:Sweet & Sour Grapes

About Grapes
In China, it is a New Year's Day tradition to wish on twelve grapes prior to eating them. What?

Prudence "Prudie" is Wikipedia editor that was born without a sense of smell, a genetic condition in her case, though she was the only one of her siblings to inherit it. She has excellent poise when awake, for the most part, but is put to sleep almost instantly by Loreena McKennitt's soft songs. The majority of her life has been spent moving from location to location.

Born to a mentally and emotionally abusive mother who herself hailed from an abusive family, Prudence developed a childlike personality neurosis. She graduated from college at a young age, in the year 1985, only to find herself unfulfilled. In 1999, she became anorexic-bulimic and primarily anorexic. This put a crashing stop to the second main time frame of her life. Following her recovery in early 2002, she began working for her elder brother with whom she has a close relationship. During this period, she finally decided to fulfill her once denied childhood dream of becoming a teacher. In the autumn of 2008, she worked as a 5th grade teaching assistant, in addition to working what could technically then be considered part-time odd jobs. For the time being, she has been thrown a setback and is seeking employment while being provided for by her loving husband.

Despite knowing cold reality all too well, Prudie believes that laughter is the best medicine and loves to parody herself. A stage actress specializing in the musical theater, her signature role is Miss Agatha Hannigan of Annie. She classifies herself as the type of lady that is up at five in the morning to carpool groups of children whether or not she is the only one overly energized, but she also considers herself the kind who needs ample rest to remain healthy. As an advocate for mental health awareness, Prudence enjoys participating in various forms of kinesiotherapy and music therapy to her great benefit; in addition, she loves to share her knowledge of activities from tai chi to dance to piano with anyone who is willing to learn.

This user made a mess with userboxes. She wanted to include nearly all of the ones she could. That most of said boxes resemble broken stairs is intentional. Prudence has a strange sense of humor. This user, a self-proclaimed dork, is able to put everything in perspective. 

Fun Pages Regularly Contributed To

 * American Girl
 * America's Next Top Model, Cycle 11
 * Horseland (TV series)
 * Madeline Kahn
 * Peerage of France
 * Reba McEntire
 * Reba (TV series)
 * Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat
 * Strawberry Shortcake

Serious Pages Contributed To

 * Almost any pages discussing behavioral disorders and/or chromosomal abnormalities
 * Bipolar disorder
 * Sadistic personality disorder
 * Triple X syndrome

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