Help talk:Buying Wikipedia

I was actually wondering if I can buy Wikipedia
Me: Can I buy Wikipedia with my whole family of kittens? Passerby-A: You shouldn't and you can't. Me: Okay, can I exchange Wikipedia for the price of Santa Claus and his reindeers. Passerby-A: If he ever exists. TheeChEese (Talk) 19:52, 9 May 2021 (UTC)
 * Wikipe-tan is currently Santa. Dronebogus (talk) 19:20, 8 January 2022 (UTC)

Im buying it :)
I offer you three purple lego studs. Cheers! Kilaseell - Message me! - 16:05, 4 May 2022 (UTC)


 * That's enough to buy you a Gonk Droid. Panini!  • 🥪 17:03, 4 May 2022 (UTC)


 * Just don't step on them. You'll learn a new meaning of suffering as you hop on one foot for a thousand years. Perfect4th (May the Fourth be with you!) 18:00, 4 May 2022 (UTC)

Now hold on.
I am unsure about this purchase. This value seems very inflated, especially without the contributor's value. I would like to buy Wikipedia (or a part of it) for 2000 Dimma Dollars. The Shamming Man has appeared. Sham me / Where I've shammed 17:30, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Danny
Very funny but what actually happened to the Danny the article speaks of? Is he real?  OverUnder  (talk) 18:00, 30 March 2023 (UTC)
 * i think its just a joke 116.213.80.8 (talk) 18:03, 30 March 2023 (UTC)
 * @OverUnder I tried seeing if there was anything, but any information on this "Danny" guy is nonsense. It's like the Chuck Norris meme except it's about how he supposedly died. TeaZilla Fancy a cup? 18:27, 30 March 2023 (UTC)
 * But where did it originate? I think it started off as something serious but became something like an inside joke at some point. I'll look into it more.  OverUnder  (talk) 18:28, 30 March 2023 (UTC)
 * @OverUnder Me too. I'll let you know here if I find anything. TeaZilla Fancy a cup? 19:34, 30 March 2023 (UTC)


 * Whatever. @OverUnder let's keep talking about this on my talk page. TeaZilla Fancy a cup? 19:05, 30 March 2023 (UTC)
 * Okay.  OverUnder  (talk) 19:07, 30 March 2023 (UTC)

Request
I'll take Wikipedia for about 1997 Kromer. - Master of Hedgehogs (converse) (hate that hedgehog!) 19:03, 4 March 2024 (UTC)