User talk:Bishzilla/Self-requested pocketings

Large reptile considering request
But user know original 'Zilla have pockets large enough for him. What you think? Me need pocket for a bit? —  Ched  ZILLA  04:47, 1 November 2013 (UTC)
 * Cosy pocket surely nice for little zilla. No need to stop editing Wikipedia, pocket has wifi. [Bishzilla stuffs user in pocket without waiting for actual request. Autocratic like that.]   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    15:13, 1 November 2013 (UTC).

Hairy beast from the woods needs break from silly humans
Everyday I dodge humans chasing after me with cameras and video equipment...some have bags of plaster to pour in spots where I leave footprints...very tiring. Request pocketing and I have prepared myself in case I forgets what Craps Table is suppose to be used for....me easily confused...often!--MONGO 15:52, 10 December 2013 (UTC)
 * That's a mental image I didn't need, quite honestly. Newyorkbrad (talk) 16:59, 10 December 2013 (UTC)
 * Whadaya mean...see...MONGO get no mercy from human encroachment...need Bishzilla pockets to hide in for rest.--MONGO 17:10, 10 December 2013 (UTC)
 * Just remember that the pocket gives you room to rest, but that doesn't make it a rest room. Newyorkbrad (talk) 17:48, 10 December 2013 (UTC)
 * Grrr...well, word is yer an important human around these parts so MONGO promise to behave and avoid mishaps.... but still gonna wear protective outerwear to be safe cause I'm just a hairy woodland beast afterall. --MONGO 18:51, 10 December 2013 (UTC)
 * [Bishzilla stuffs the little Bigfoot straight into Poets' Corner, as far as possible from the craps table.] Sit down and decompress, little Mongo! Sing along with Bishzilla! (Noble soprano solo just added. Season special!) [Bishzilla secretly a little worried some user bring bags of plaster to pour into depression made in sofa by Bigfoot. Perhaps better never get up!]   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    22:43, 10 December 2013 (UTC).
 * Ah......MONGO feel much better now due to rest provided in sanctuary of Bishzilla pocket. Stayed away from leafy greens before pocketing I promise ye. Soothing poetic melodies abound...MONGO can hum but trouble carrying tune, able to enjoy nonetheless. But MONGO noticed that picture of accommodation show humans in mirror with cameras!!!! Should I be worried they might return, upset stomach...cause consternations? Little users welcome to join...MONGO always lonely.--MONGO 00:32, 11 December 2013 (UTC)

If MONGO (me) get thrown outta fancy lodging I'll settle fer icecave...just so you know...MONGO not picky...used to sleeping on ground, in mud, in cave with bat guano or running from humans with cameras and not getting any sleep...--MONGO 18:50, 25 December 2013 (UTC)

Just dropping by
Thanks for the invitation. [Eyes "Jimbo was here" graffiti on the wall.] Nice place you've got here.

I have heard that the secret admin lounge (TINC) has brandy snifters and cigars, so I have brought a small libation. A cognac snifter for me, and a small distillery for you. Cheers. —Neotarf (talk) 11:51, 13 December 2013 (UTC)




 * No worries, long long time since little Jimbo jump cutely into pocket. (Happened on IRC.) Already de-pocketed way back. A few runes scratched by him may remain in more Pompeii-like parts of pocket. Little Neotarf better off in recently re-decorated Poets' Corner. Cosiness factor and Christmas ambiance now almost overwhelming! Distillery go well in there. (There is no secret admin lounge. Bishzilla great egalitarian.) Ignore little Bigfoot in sofa, is a little shy of humans.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    18:52, 13 December 2013 (UTC).
 * Looking at a 2007 ANI archive is like walking across a cemetery. Bish, you have either a fantastic memory or an archive of your own with a fantastic retrieval system. Drmies (talk) 15:32, 14 December 2013 (UTC)
 * And do the kids still do the guestbook thing? Drmies (talk) 15:34, 14 December 2013 (UTC)
 * Bishonen memory like sieve! But 'Zilla retain bookmarks of own important actions such as de-pocketing Jimbo, blocking FT2, running for ArbCom, etc. Like to peruse in self-centred nostalgic mood. As cheeky Darwinbish put it, Bishzilla is ancient of days and practically Larry Sanger on wiki! Occasionally see kids on Jimbo page asking him to sign their guestbook… is surely sign of extreme newbiedom.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    15:17, 15 December 2013 (UTC).


 * Of course there is no secret admin lounge. They even say so on Cabal Network.  But of course such fictions do serve to indicate the level of ritual that might be expected in such a salon. In the meantime I am still pondering this. I don't even know where to start.  The poetry corner does seem in order, thank you for the recommendation, and I look forward to perusing the offerings. I had thought to cite the Bard, but at present, the contemplation of "the proud man's Contumely, the Law’s delay, and The insolence of Office" are just too oppressive; instead I will cite Ringo: It's been a hard day's night. I won't stay long, but perhaps we could tune in to the election returns? I believe some official word is expected momentarily. Regards, —Neotarf (talk) 10:49, 15 December 2013 (UTC)Havana - Cuba - 3519.jpg
 * Sadly apt Bard quote for little Neo's situation. Sigh.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    15:17, 15 December 2013 (UTC).




 * The election returns are in. Cigar?  The virtual ones are perfectly safe. —Neotarf (talk) 06:14, 16 December 2013 (UTC)
 * [Bishzilla lights up. Darwinbish follows suit.]



Aaaaaannd...the coronation. —Neotarf (talk) 14:55, 18 December 2013 (UTC)

I've been running amok
Perhaps you could just pocket me for a few days. Jehochman Talk 17:02, 30 December 2013 (UTC)
 * [Stuffs the amok little user into Poet's Corner.] Sit in the sofa next to Bigfoot, little user! Oh… the smell? OK, sit anywhere, feel free! Listen to some Alfred Lord Tennisball recitations, very soothing! Note that is somewhat obligary to enjoy open-air rendering of Ring Out, Wild Bells at three minutes to midnight on New Year's Eve.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    00:23, 31 December 2013 (UTC).


 * Oh look! I've collected one of these. Jehochman Talk 02:28, 31 December 2013 (UTC)
 * [Bishzilla is a little envious. But always pleased to have her décor enhanced with new baubles.] Pretty! Will go well on the bric-à-brac table in the curiosity cabinet!    bishzilla     ROA R R! !    11:32, 31 December 2013 (UTC).

Little Boing
Little User:Boing! said Zebedee now resident in pocket on private request. Welcome, feel free to enjoy all facilities! For your delectation, and further enhancement of Poet's Corner section, recitations by actual Victorian poets Alfred Lord Tennisball and Percy Bish Shelley (no relation) just added!  bishzilla    ROA R R! !    15:19, 3 January 2014 (UTC).

Is pocket empty?
MONGO claims it's fumigated but I don't trust his sense of smell. --DHeyward (talk) 20:37, 30 January 2014 (UTC)
 * [Hurriedly turns off cyanide fumigation nozzle.] Oops. Just a second, I open window pocket catflap for a few minutes, per rigorous safety regulations!    bishzilla     ROA R R! !    00:15, 1 February 2014 (UTC).
 * Cyanide fumigation, while only mildy effective against Mongo who seems to get stronger with such efforts, is acceptable. I humbly accept protection in the fumigated pouch of toxic predecessors.  --DHeyward (talk) 07:47, 2 February 2014 (UTC)

Smok
Smok the dragon from Giano's page is visiting in Poets' Corner for rest and relaxation. Please excuse if furniture somewhat affected by sootiness and smouldering.  bishzilla    ROA R R! !    20:42, 5 February 2014 (UTC).

[Bishzilla is delighted.] What a cute little timid fellow! [The cute little Klipspringer looks delicious as well as cute, but Bishzilla tries to repress this feeling.] Never fear, Smok the Wawel Dragon is no danger to klipspringers! Only eats maidens!  bishzilla    ROA R R! !    23:01, 8 February 2014 (UTC).

Educational materials in Poets' Corner: Open University plans
Planning large-scale Open University-type activities in Poets' Corner! Kicking off with Bishonen's Saturday class in cake eating appreciation. Study materials as assembled by Hafspajen on 'shonen's page now available in dedicated fridge. Please feel free suggest lectures, seminars, etc. Offers to teach such activities especially appreciated! (Bishonen only know cake-eating, Darwinbish only know evil template-making. Soon come to end of that!) Anybody? Mushroom appreciation, Casliber? Lawyering, Newyorkbrad? How about outdoorsy hands-on class in snow shovelling in winter branch pocket, Floquenbeam?  bishzilla    ROA R R! !    18:04, 22 February 2014 (UTC).

Educational Party


Dr Mies, there is a party at in Alice in Wonderland Bishzilla special club. Hafspajen (talk) 14:11, 15 March 2014 (UTC)

Everybody take your favourite drink or food and sitt down.

Be polite

donate more wisdom


 * There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very much out of the ordinary to hear the Rabbit say to itself 'Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late!' ...but when the Rabbit actually took a watch out its waistcoat pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice startled to her feet.


 * So many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that very few things indeed were really impossible. There seemed to be no use in waiting by the little door, so she went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on it, or at any rate a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes: this time she found a little bottle on it, ('which certainly was not here before,' said Alice,) and round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words 'DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letters.


 * 'Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here ? ' 'That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,' said bishzilla . 'I don't much care where —' said Alice. 'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said bishzilla


 * 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the bishzilla : 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,' said bishzilla, 'or you wouldn't have come here.' Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on 'And how do you know that you're mad?' 'To begin with,' said bishzilla , 'a dog's not mad. You grant that?' 'I suppose so,' said Alice. 'Well, then,' bishzilla went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'

Alfred Lord Tennisball (talk) 14:11, 15 March 2014 (UTC)

tennisball?


 * Hey Bishy, I am here at the moment but some emergencies occured, so might not last for long. And a double expresso and a Caffe Latte for me please. No, by the way, I take an Irish coffee, thank you. Later I might take some tea. Hafspajen (talk) 14:00, 15 March 2014 (UTC)

From fairest creatures we desire increase, That thereby beauty's rose might never die

Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament, And only herald to the gaudy spring, Hafspajen (talk) 14:46, 15 March 2014 (UTC)


 * After the countless songs, or long or short, all tongues, all lands, still something not yet told in poesy's voice or print — something lacking, (Who knows? the best yet unexpress'd and lacking.) I and this mystery here we stand...Hafspajen (talk) 14:03, 15 March 2014 (UTC)


 * Song of Myself (1855; 1881), Walt Whitman

You shall not look through my eyes either, nor take things from me, You shall listen to all sides and filter them from your self...


 * I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. I loafe and invite my soul, I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass. (1)


 * To elaborate is no avail, learn'd and unlearn'd feel that it is so. … I and this mystery here we stand. (3)


 * Clear and sweet is my soul, and clear and sweet is all that is not my soul. Lack one lacks both, and the unseen is proved by the seen, Till that becomes unseen and receives proof in its turn. (3)


 * Knowing the perfect fitness and equanimity of things, while they discuss I am silent, and go bathe and admire myself. Welcome is every organ and attribute of me, and of any man hearty and clean, Not an inch nor a particle of an inch is vile, and none shall be less familiar than the rest. (3)


 * Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it. Backward I see in my own days where I sweated through fog with linguists and contenders,  I have no mockings or arguments, I witness and wait. (4)end Walt Whitman.

Thank you kind little user for poetry, especially flattering reference to Zilla as "world's fresh ornament" (blush, but feels it is deserved, for all that). Why conversing only on talkpage, you may ask? Well, is impossible for Bishzilla to join in conversation inside 'own pocket — think about it, makes dizzy. Whereas talkpage is… uh…. this getting metaphysical. But is… elsewhere.  bishzilla    ROA R R! !    16:42, 15 March 2014 (UTC).


 * Some dem om mo mo mo padme hum some dematerilization might be involved of course. Hafspajen (talk) 16:48, 15 March 2014 (UTC)

Do you really growl when you are pleased, and wag  your tail when you are angry? sounds you are happy whatewer you do. Hafspajen (talk) 16:54, 15 March 2014 (UTC)

I missed the grubbings!!!???


Ah...looks like I missed grub again!!!!!????...whoa is me as usual.--MONGO 22:50, 15 March 2014 (UTC)
 * Very disappointing not to see the little Bigfoot wreak havoc in cake fridge! Would have been epic! Try to be on time next Saturday (which won't necessarily happen next Saturday, Bishonen a bit casual about her duties, but we can hope).   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    23:02, 15 March 2014 (UTC).
 * P.S. Feel free remind Bishonen Friday evening. Tip to ingratiate self: address as "Bishonen sensei", she flattered.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    23:13, 15 March 2014 (UTC).
 * Where is the food?????? Hafspajen (talk) 16:51, 29 March 2014 (UTC)
 * [Bishonen enters, out of breath, full of excuses.] Sorry, sorry, class! The train was late! Cursed unreliability! I'm thinking of writing a letter to The Times! Go ahead and help yourselves, dears! Bishonen &#124; talk 16:58, 29 March 2014 (UTC).
 * Well, it was just about time! Was starving!! Hafspajen (talk) 17:06, 29 March 2014 (UTC)

Ashes denote that Fire was — Revere the Grayest Pile For the Departed Creature's sake That hovered there awhile —

Fire exists the first in light And then consolidates Only the Chemist can disclose Into what Carbonates.

A sepal, petal, and a thorn Upon a common summer's morn — A flask of Dew — A Bee or two — A Breeze — a caper in the trees — And I'm a Rose!

by Emily Dickinson Hafspajen (talk) 22:47, 29 March 2014 (UTC)


 * Mmmmmm. Love the shrimp rose. (Looks Danish, doesn't it? The Danes got it going on.) Class is over — Slut för idag! (Hafspajen, you know the correct answer to that.) Don't forget Daylight Saving Time, now, children! Better have an early night! Bishonen &#124; talk 22:59, 29 March 2014 (UTC).
 * Now we're talking...them grubbins look mighty fine.--MONGO 20:59, 30 March 2014 (UTC)

Me!


Was going to file charges on ANI against someone, but sad and hungery is better than ANI. Can I please? Even if I like metaphysics better than Victorian poetry? Have pillow, will travel. Have lawyer too. Natti natti, Mieszilla (talk) 02:33, 1 April 2014 (UTC)

Wanna see some Library porn?
Hi Bishzilla! I've seen some truly impressive & (if I may say so) desirable images of libraries. (I meant "library porn" as in gratuitious images of libraries, not as in libraries full of porn. If you prefer the latter, well, I'm not sure where I'd find monster porn. It may not be safe for even the over 18-crowd to view.) Would you be interested in updating your pocket images with a few? Would you prefer an email submission, or send you the URLs where these could be found? -- llywrch (talk)
 * [Much relieved.] Oops, was alarmed by header..! No tentacle porn on these chaste premises! Feel free add some interior decoration pics, not too many — décor already getting a little crowded! [Muses.] Hmm, maybe emsmallen all the pics..? Feel free post any excess here on talk. Anyway, Bishonen's Saturday class in cake appreciation in full swing, see main page. Welcome join, little llywrch! Raid cake fridge, chill out in parlour, converse here!    bishzilla     ROA R R! !    19:31, 5 April 2014 (UTC).
 * [Sensei Bishonen deploys her conversational skills, to show how it's done. Polite tone + pinch of malice!] I see Bishzilla is working on her "innocent" persona today. You wouldn't think it was the same monster that cybered so happily with Floquenstein's monster, would you? Bishonen &#124; talk 19:35, 5 April 2014 (UTC).


 * Um, thanks for the invitation, but I really don't need "pocketing"; Wikipedia-wise, I need more time to sift over my research & improve articles. (I'm one of those rare Wikipedians who enjoy the research far more than the on-line quarreling. At the moment I'm working my way thru a monograph from the Smithsonian Institute, Retowski's Die Muenzen der Komnenen von Trapezunt. Between work, commuting & family, I just can't find the time to rewrite articles with the information I've found.) And I'm not sure I want to deal with Wikipedia's gang of humorless copyright-enforcers, so I'm reluctant to upload images from collections like this or that one. (These sources may not be fair use friendly.) Meanwhile, we average Joes & Joesephines can all imagine that these are the homes of the most respected & productive Wikipedians. Or Bishzilla's pocket, after the latest remodeling. -- llywrch (talk) 21:35, 5 April 2014 (UTC)
 * [/me stares entranced.] Incredible. I want to hibernate in those libraries and never come out. Join me, Bishzilla! Bishonen &#124; talk 20:13, 6 April 2014 (UTC).
 * Always glad to make the day of another Wikipedian. [/me closes dirty overcoat, goes off to find another dark alley on Wikipedia & solicit another customer.] -- llywrch (talk) 05:35, 7 April 2014 (UTC)

Ah, nice
Hafspajen (talk) 14:14, 12 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Where is my drink? Hafspajen (talk) 14:16, 12 April 2014 (UTC)

POEM: If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks. I didn't come here of my own accord, and I can't leave that way. Whoever brought me here, will have to take me home. Hafspajen (talk) 16:19, 12 April 2014 (UTC) , Hafspajen (talk) 02:50, 13 April 2014 (UTC)
 * All day I think about it, then at night I say it. Where did I come from, and what am I supposed to be doing? I have no idea. My soul is from elsewhere, I'm sure of that, and I intend to end up there.
 * "Who says words with my mouth?"
 * Who looks out with my eyes? What is the soul? I cannot stop asking.
 * "Who says words with my mouth?"
 * This poetry. I never know what I'm going to say. I don't plan it. When I'm outside the saying of it, I get very quiet and rarely speak at all.
 * "Who says words with my mouth?" by Rumi.

Potential additional invitees
See here or here for some more pocket friends that 'zilla might come to enjoy. Newyorkbrad (talk) 21:01, 16 April 2014 (UTC)
 * Or perhaps they were just happy to see 'zilla. --DHeyward (talk) 21:32, 16 April 2014 (UTC)
 * [Darwinbish is faintly cheesed off that DHeyward stole her line.] Anyway, Bishonen went there and invited some strangers to an edit war!  darwin bish  BITE   ☠  14:12, 17 April 2014 (UTC).

Yes it is Saturday. Ugh.
And that wonderfull drink, tea and coffee section will never come back again? Hafspajen (talk) 22:56, 19 April 2014 (UTC)

“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there.

When the soul lies down in that grass the world is too full to talk about.”


 * Oops. Sorry, I forgot the caffeinated drinks. Drink some of the good stuff you posted above, Hafspaj, because I'm about to close the fridge. Tell me, why do I ever bother to post to deaf ears on ANI? Goodnight. Bishonen &#124; talk 23:03, 19 April 2014 (UTC).


 * How can I ever eat enoug when you keep it open like half an hour? Bishy!!! Hafspajen (talk) 23:14, 19 April 2014 (UTC)

Breakfast
From childhood's hour I have not been As others were — I have not seen As others saw — I could not bring My passions from a common spring — From the same source I have not taken My sorrow — I could not awaken My heart to joy at the same tone — And all I lov'd — I lov'd alone — Then — in my childhood — in the dawn Of a most stormy life — was drawn From ev'ry depth of good and ill The mystery which binds me still — From the torrent, or the fountain — From the red cliff of the mountain — From the sun that 'round me roll'd In its autumn tint of gold — From the lightning in the sky As it pass'd me flying by — From the thunder, and the storm — And the cloud that took the form (When the rest of Heaven was blue) Of a daemon in my view — Poe Hafspajen (talk) 06:53, 26 April 2014 (UTC)

"La fatal pietra", little longer


 * Bishzilla doesn't use Opera, but has the wonton soup for all that.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    10:22, 27 April 2014 (UTC).

Camping out
Finally made it to Cake class, only to find it closed! Never mind: I don’t mind roughing it, and just happened to bring some traditional fare, so I'll hang about outside for a bit to see if anyone cares for a snack. (To commemorate a wonderful lunch by the Findhorn many years ago—except that the oatcakes were store-bought, so we didn’t need the Swedish technology.)—Odysseus 1 4 7  9  00:45, 27 April 2014 (UTC)


 * Camping outside? Poor you. Hope it wasn't to cold.Hafspajen (talk) 09:46, 27 April 2014 (UTC)


 * [Sympathetically] Poor little Odysseus, miss Cake class! Look on bright side: won't have to be incarcerated in Bishonen's Fat Camp and work up sweat and eat sallads with chubby little Hafspajen and portly little MONGO!   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    10:16, 27 April 2014 (UTC).

What chubby? I do my exercises after your cake-days!!! Hafspajen (talk) 10:20, 27 April 2014 (UTC)

MONGO all about being portly...get plenty of exercise trying to evade overly curious humans.....--MONGO 15:30, 27 April 2014 (UTC)

Please pocket my oh-so-good twin
Yo B'zilla baby,

How bout putting my high-minded other half in your pocket. He's driving me bonkers, and I want to be free to be of his virtuousness so I can practice my evil in peace. Not for too long—neither of us can survive long in a separated state—but for as long as you can stand his scrupulous, noble presence. I don't think you'll regret it: he's kind and considerate, housebroken, plays nicely with others, and even smells good (in a hypoallergenic way, of course). If you won't let him in, I'll just have to try harder to bring him over to the dark side. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 13:57, 18 May 2014 (UTC)
 * Housebroken much appreciated! There have been some problems with the little Bigfoot, and some soot and smoldering from the little Smok. Hope good little River not too fastidious for ambience, or smell! [Bishzilla stuffs the little River straight into the Victorian parlour.] And stay there! No breakouts!   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    23:07, 18 May 2014 (UTC).
 * Breakouts? You must be kidding.The ambience here is lovely, and I'd never complain about secondhand smoke from a dragon. I'm even looking forward to the Fat Camp. Endorphins are sooo therapeutic! Rivertorch (talk) 04:58, 19 May 2014 (UTC)
 * [Crickets chirping. Three generations of them.]
 * zzzzzzzzzz-zzz-zz-z Uh...ah...wha— OMIGOD! I had the most terrible nightmare! I dreamed the world went crazy, and nothing made sense anymore. Too much cake before bedtime? Rivertorch (talk) 15:05, 13 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Yes, probably, good little River! Would that cause scary automatic updating to extended confirmed user? Could be very serious! bishzilla    ROA R R! ! 15:12, 13 November 2016 (UTC).
 * Don't know, but I just checked my news feed—you might want to consider confiscating personal electronic devices in here, btw—and it wasn't just a nightmare, it really happened. Apparently a great menace arrived on the scene while I was safely pocketed. Too bad you can't pocket the whole planet, or at least roar some sense into certain elements. Anyway, I think it's probably time I sent my evil twin packing for a while. For one thing, he seems to be trying to take over my job, and I won't have that, and also, his evil is no match for real evil; only good can combat the real thing. Rivertorch (talk) 15:31, 13 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Oh, a new user right. Never heard of it, but thank you. Will it let me breathe fire? Rivertorch (talk) 15:45, 13 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Eating that much cake likely cause firebreathing, yes, little River. Bishzilla condole sadly with little Americans. Also with self, as distressingly surrounded by alarmed little NATO countries. Struck by rare attack of speechlessness at story of two tweets – laugh or roar? May be time for brumation. bishzilla   ROA R R! ! 16:45, 13 November 2016 (UTC).
 * Yeah, my first inclination is to brumate—and if that's not a verb, it damn well should be. Unfortunately, vigilance is no longer a luxury but a requirement for survival, and vigilance requires wakefulness. Maybe I can pack a small bundle of treats from the cake fridge to take with me when I go? Rivertorch (talk) 23:53, 13 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Hey, I think there's been an intruder in here; a lovely torte has gone missing from the fridge. With your kind permission to leave your pocket, I'll track down the culprit and deliver him up to you. In the meantime, better check the burglar alarm on the catflap! Rivertorch (talk) 14:42, 15 November 2016 (UTC)


 * [Getting antsy] Cough. Rivertorch (talk) 05:40, 22 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Hey bro, I'd spring you from this joint if I didn't think you were going to deactivate me. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 05:41, 22 November 2016 (UTC)
 * Ha, noticed little Evil just got Extended Confirmed as well! Gone to his head, huh? [Severely.] Stay! Bishzilla like company! [Goes comfortably back to watching her favorite movie, Misery.] bishzilla   ROA R R! ! 16:55, 23 November 2016 (UTC).
 * Annie Wilkes can always keep you company, fire-breather. (Hmmm...Misery...fire-breather...cauterization sans blowtorch...) Enjoy my good sib while you can. My brotherly intuition tells me that he has discovered a way out. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 08:40, 25 November 2016 (UTC)


 * Umm . . . I'm flattered, 'zilla. Really. And you have the best pocket in the universe. But it has been over two and a half years and I think I'd like to go back now . . . and it turns out I always had the power.
 * What have I learned? If I ever go looking for my . . . uh . . . whatever it was I was looking for, I won't look any further than my own user space, because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with.
 * Goodbye, Darwinfish. Oh, don't cry. No one will notice (because even though you're an evolved fish, you're still a fish and people expect you to look wet).
 * Goodbye, Bishzilla. I know it isn't right, but I still miss the way you used to roar at vandals when blocking them.
 * And Darwinbish, I think I'll miss you most of all. Maybe I could come back and raid Bishzilla's fridg—I mean come back and visit sometime. There is ample precedent, after all.
 * [Closes eyes, taps heels together three times, intones, “There's no place like Wikipedia. There's no place like Wikipedia. . . .”] Much love, Rivertorch (talk) 08:24, 3 December 2016 (UTC)

Help!!!!
MONGO (me) needs icecave opened a few weeks early....pahweez! Need hiding place from dreaded admin-types...(no not you silly!) Mean admin-types like this meanie are picking on poor old MONGO (me). I didn't do nutin wrong never ever neither. Nobody understands hairy woodland critters nomore!--MONGO 19:58, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
 * In all fairness, the gun I was waving around at him was unloaded, so he had nothing to fear. Dennis - 2&cent; 22:43, 3 November 2014 (UTC)
 * [Bishzilla relieves little Dennis of shooter.] No scaring MONGO, mean little admin! Winter sport branch now open, little MONGO most welcome insert self in suitable snowdrift! Try not frighten the little Hans Adlers, haha! Dennis is in luck, new educational effort will surely appeal to him. Replace Bishonen's defunct fat camp (no success, little users like remain butterballs). Thinking of starting a class in the art of constructing and deploying radioactive deathray. (Hint: mainly by means of unusual diet. Indigestion at own risk!) Obviously superior admin tool, much in use in the glory days when Bishzilla was admin.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    23:28, 3 November 2014 (UTC).
 * Much relieved....MONGO (me) better already. Only...radioactive deathray thingee sounds terminal....sort of like inside-out gun. The one where you shoot at someone and they are turned inside-out....most unpleasant way to depart...about all that is left is the DNA...sometimes. ahhhh...snow good....makes for happier MONGO as it helps eliminate pesky flea problems...--MONGO 00:22, 4 November 2014 (UTC)-
 * MONGO happy...like candy and enjoying pocketing. Thank you nice ziller!--MONGO 22:58, 23 November 2014 (UTC)

Note on voting
Don't forget to go vote in arbcom election, little pocket users, last day today, use catflap for temporary pocket exit! The good little River has now voted, Zilla check his votes, only change one or two. But how about the evil little River? Bad twin balance good twin! F ex both Darwintwins plan vote, testing the waters, waters seem fine. Vote early, vote often.  bishzilla    ROA R R! !    13:24, 7 December 2014 (UTC).
 * Fridge so well stocked, little River not so little anymore, almost get stuck in catflap. Evil twin evil, not eligible vote. Rivertorch (talk) 21:45, 9 December 2014 (UTC)
 * OK, voting over. Please return via catflap in orderly manner and keep quiet until December 2015. If little users vote for bad arbs, only got selves to blame for coming year of living hell!   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    00:12, 8 December 2014 (UTC).

Catflap emergency
Notice re previous section: currently no egress through catflap, fat little User:Rivertorch stuck in it. Coincidentally, cake fridge empty. :-( Please assist, all residents, try pull or push fat little user (inspiration here) and feel free bake some new cakes. For present, exit pocket (when necessary) using one or more of ladders pictured right. bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 18:31, 16 December 2014 (UTC).

Zilla requesting pocketing
I need a home. I am very small for a 'Zilla, may you pocket me for I could live in there? <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#Ffff0">Justinzilla</b> <i style="color:#S0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 12:47, 31 January 2015 (UTC)

I could get little User:Rivertorch out of the flap. <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#Ffff0">Justinzilla</b> <i style="color:#S0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 12:49, 31 January 2015 (UTC)


 * Welcome helpful little 'zilla, come chill in Victorian parlour! Kind offer extract little River most appreciated! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 14:10, 31 January 2015 (UTC).

So...
...uhm. How do I do this?

Peter Isotalo 17:34, 21 February 2015 (UTC)


 * Like so! [Bishzilla grabs the little Peter and stuffs him energetically into the Victorian parlour.] There now. Feel free enjoy facilities, music, poetry, converse with the little MONGO (something of a fixture) and any other residents.. [Zilla hasn't counted them lately.] Fridge empty, but will be refilled in a jiffy. Enjoy ad lib! Later on, may wish to visit Winter sports branch. Much more snow than in the little user's not-so-frozen North! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">   ROA R R! !</i> 18:28, 21 February 2015 (UTC).

Awesome sauce! While I'm here, I thought we might do make us an Entre-Met...

Peter Isotalo 18:53, 21 February 2015 (UTC)


 * [Bishzilla always healthy appetite, but gags when confronted with this dish.] Mammals and mammalian appendages pretty weird, for sure! Little user in odd mood today! [Bishzilla pushes the little user down into the Victorian sofa so firmly that the springs twang. Closes the catflap and removes the ladders.] Stay! [Threateningly:] Relax!! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 20:17, 21 February 2015 (UTC).
 * [Dubiously.] "Sue them"? Pat 'em and prick 'em and mark 'em with B, and sue them? <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 20:22, 21 February 2015 (UTC).
 * B-marked udders. B-udders. Budders. Butters!
 * Peter Isotalo 21:02, 21 February 2015 (UTC)


 * Easy now, 'Zilla. Just gonna reach for my books...
 * Peter Isotalo 21:10, 21 February 2015 (UTC)


 * [Bishzilla sets young Darwinbish to guard the little user.]


 * [With deceptive mildness.] Well, hellooo there! Let's be friendzzz!  darwin bish  <sup style="color:lime;">BITE  <b style="color:black;"> ☠ </b> 21:16, 21 February 2015 (UTC).


 * Here they are. My soothing tomes. Sweet, indisputable, uncontroversial, objective transcription work...
 * Oh, hi D-Bish. Let's make sure 'Zilla doesn't get all fiery breath-ed on us. These rarities are even more flammable than me...
 * Peter Isotalo 21:30, 21 February 2015 (UTC)


 * 'Zilla, D'Bish, I'm finished with pocketing for this time. Thanks for having me!
 * Peter Isotalo 15:15, 26 February 2015 (UTC)
 * Hope little Peter leave fine tomes behind! Great addition to library section, and perhaps little users learn some cooking! Get some not-cake dishes in fridge! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 21:29, 26 February 2015 (UTC).
 * [Darwinbish studies the sheephead soup recipe in Anwisning till Tarfwelig Matredning-1818]. "Fårhufvu∂ och fötter fkållas eller aftorkas ganfka wäl, ∂et förra är ∂ock bättre om ti∂en tillåter, hvarefter ∂e klyfwas och hjernan uttages." Tasty, but don't I get to eat the brain? "Skinnet ∂rages af tungan"… yikes… you cook it for me, Fish!  darwin bish  <sup style="color:lime;">BITE  <b style="color:black;"> ☠ </b> 21:33, 26 February 2015 (UTC).


 * How about I top that with some of Mamsell Warg's Stekta Capouner med Ostron?
 * Peter Isotalo 01:22, 3 March 2015 (UTC)
 * [Bishzilla is a fruentimber, but now she seriously considers going vegan. Plaintively:] But vegetables so small! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 15:08, 5 March 2015 (UTC).

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[Cassandra is green with envy.] Oooh. Want that boudoir! Agamemnon, listen, that's just what I need for informal morning receptions! Cassandra at the peak of her insanity (crazytalk) 21:40, 26 February 2015 (UTC).

Mountain day, going skiing
Gå på tur. Hafspajen (talk) 16:44, 14 March 2015 (UTC)


 * Ah, Memurubu! I've been there, I've slept in that hut. What a romantic place!


 * In the wild woods, among the mountains lone,
 * Where waterfalls around it leap for ever,
 * Where woods and winds contend, and a vast river
 * Over its rocks ceaselessly bursts and raves. Percy Bish Shelley (talk) 18:15, 14 March 2015 (UTC).
 * Percy BISH Shelley? Hafspajen (talk) 18:56, 14 March 2015 (UTC)



Ozymandias (P.B. Shelley) Hafspajen (talk) 19:22, 14 March 2015 (UTC)


 * I met a traveller from an antique land
 * Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
 * Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
 * Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
 * And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
 * Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
 * Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
 * The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.

And on the pedestal these words appear:
 * My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
 * Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
 * Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
 * Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
 * The lone and level sands stretch far away.
 * From Percy B. Shelley 1818 Hafspajen (talk) 19:22, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

se även Pans Hymn av P.B. Shelley http://www.poeter.se/viewText.php?textId=960689
 * Not this guy, though he's pronounced the same, see my userpage. I really have seen Galdhöpiggen with these eyes, and roamed those mountain paths. I bet he hadn't. The Turkish attire is very fine! (Though it's not what I usually wear on the Besseggen trail.) As for Ozymandias, it's quite nice, though in my opinion inferior to the version by User:Famously Sharp on my talkpage. Percy Bish Shelley (talk) 19:29, 14 March 2015 (UTC).
 * Eh, that was only for the lines - I met a traveller from an antique land - to fit the Oriental dress. Hafspajen (talk) 19:51, 14 March 2015 (UTC)

Saved
Renamed to |be less offensive, I guess ....What do we get tomorrow for the Party? Category=saved. That means party.
 * Smörgåsrtårta? Champagne? Wienerbröd? Gravlax? Kaviar? Saffranspankaka? Hafspajen (talk) 18:22, 27 March 2015 (UTC)
 * Eller falukorv, Pripps Blå och chips? Hafspajen (talk) 19:53, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

Prinskorv.

Notice
User:Ched will be located here until further notice. (available for email). <psst .. thank you most honorable 'Zilla for allowing users to comfort themselves within your warm and welcoming environment.> — Ched : ?  03:20, 4 April 2015 (UTC)

Oops
Sorry - I forgot the rules. Only allowed to post here and my own talk while in pocket. Please forgive? No eviction notice just yet? Need a bit more time here in much comfort. — Ched : ?  07:03, 5 April 2015 (UTC)

On a roll
Moved pocket request to proper place now. SEE!!! ... SO many mistakes. This is why I need time here. Ched eyes some really good food. mmmmmm ... Ched sad. See chocolate; but doctor not allow Ched to have chocolate anymore. Ched LOVED chocolate too. And had to switch to decaf coffee too. What next - No sugar? Oh well .. plenty of other good food here. And most really good reading material as well. Ched be better soon. Always like it here. :-) — Ched : ?  07:13, 5 April 2015 (UTC)


 * Welcome in pocket, little Ched, help self from fridge, chat with MONGO Bigfoot. If posting elsewhere essential, is permitted to exit briefly via catflap. <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 21:52, 5 April 2015 (UTC).


 * Thank you for catflap. I did feel a need to use it. And noting that little user Ched enjoy time with Bigfoot.  He was most gracious in allowing me the use of his photography artwork for my monster. — Ched :  ?  04:26, 6 April 2015 (UTC)

UN-pocket: Formal request
Most honorable Bishzilla, I do thank you for the lovely time (once again - 3rd time now?) here in your pocket. It was very nice to meet MONGO Bigfoot, and such wonderful food too. I also enjoyed the games of pool as well. I would like to return to the land of the editing please. If you could work up my bill, so that I know what compensation is required for the lovely stay - I should like to pay for the amazing accommodations you've provided. Thank you again, — Ched : ?  14:37, 23 April 2015 (UTC)


 * Hello little Ched, pleased to hear ready for release in care of community. Here follow bill for accomodations:


 * Please select suitable offering from here or  here. (signed) <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">   ROA R R! !</i> 17:29, 23 April 2015 (UTC).


 * [Darwinbish pulls urgently on Bishzillas toe.] Nooo! Say "All major credit cards accepted"! "Swiss bank account"! "Cayman Islands c/o Bishonen Conglomerate"! Dumb dino!  darwin bish  <sup style="color:lime;">BITE  <b style="color:black;"> ☠ </b> 17:31, 23 April 2015 (UTC).

Happy Easter

 * Actually nice and BIG! ['Zilla eyes her easter egg with much approval.] <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 21:55, 5 April 2015 (UTC).

Reserved. Deserved
Mina våfflor. Hafspajen (talk) 18:22, 8 April 2015 (UTC)
 * Gosh, --I need a drink - go and pick up something in the bar. Hafspajen (talk) 22:17, 11 April 2015 (UTC)


 * Hand me my old guitar
 * Pass the whiskey round
 * Want you to tell that I had a very
 * bad day fighting with evil cams. Hafspajen (talk) 22:26, 11 April 2015 (UTC)

Can somebody give me a muffin please? Or a wiener? Hafspajen (talk) 22:27, 11 April 2015 (UTC)


 * Hello there little Houdini, welcome in pocket! Stash knives and spears in safe place, please, and no daring escape acts — use catflap for egress! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 17:25, 26 October 2015 (UTC).
 * Not a serial ... hope so. Hafspajen (talk) 17:29, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

What, no year-round amenities?
Disturbing news, this. Surely, in the interest of instant gratification and first-world harmony, there must be a way to keep the winter sports branch open year round. Why, I'll bet that a mere two or three coal-fired power plants would easily power the necessary refrigeration equipment and snow guns. Sounds feasible to me! What's next—depriving the little pocketlings of their preferred fresh produce merely because it's out of season and has to be flown in from another hemisphere? Denying them Beluga caviar just because it happens to come from endangered fish? Let them eat cake, she says. Fine, fine, and maybe keeping the luge track frozen in July is overkill, but what if another one of them gets stuck in the catflap because of all those calories they couldn't burn off on the cross-country ski trail? Bet you didn't think of that! It's outrageous. If I weren't an authoritarian neo-fascist, I'd advocate open revolt. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 06:18, 28 May 2017 (UTC)
 * Oops... possibly need watch this page more closely, sorry, young Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin. However, just time now to open winter sports branch for November brightness and fun! More snow! Done! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 17:45, 27 November 2017 (UTC).

Wandering in...
...looking for library porn. -- SarekOfVulcan (talk) 17:26, 27 November 2017 (UTC)


 * Little user wander in on account of this reminder? Timely! Pity no longer candidate! :-( <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i> 17:45, 27 November 2017 (UTC).

Request
Hi, please block my account indef. Thanks. prokaryotes (talk) 11:40, 6 February 2018 (UTC)

Pocket for little reptile
Little reptile want into Bish' pocket. Little reptile grow, but never too big for the grea 'Zilla &#x2230; Bellezzilla Solo &#x2721;   Discuss  16:13, 26 March 2018 (UTC)
 * Welcome in pocket, little Bellezzilla Solo. [Bishzilla grabs the newbie little zilla, stuffs her into the Victorian parlour next to fragrant Bigfoot]. There! Relax! No escaping, catflap closed! Listen to music or poetry recitation! Conversation on talkpage only! <b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">bishzilla</b> <i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;">  ROA R R! !</i>  pocket  16:46, 26 March 2018 (UTC).
 * MONGO not so sure, much as in only pawn in game of life, me thinks I art… an embossed carbuncle in thou corrupted blood....--MONGO 16:55, 26 March 2018 (UTC)

Pocket space for gnome?
I am but a little wikignome who might enjoy riding in great Zilla's pocket. I promise I won't disturb the other pocket denizens, and will mostly hide in the back verifying citations. After all, I'm mostly anonymous. --Anon423 (talk) 00:12, 25 February 2021 (UTC)

Pocket request
I'd like to be pocketed please. –– FormalDude   talk   11:56, 4 August 2022 (UTC)