User talk:Rivertorch's Evil Twin

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Happy Saint Lucia's Day!
[Disgruntled.] Evil little River better start monitoring page or else! Don't want buns going stale and eaten on wrong day! Automatic e-mail when page edited is available in prefs! (Without that, 'shonen would have a lot of trouble keeping an eye on the minor socks.) Anyway. [Grumpily] Have some Lucia coffee and stuff. From festively arrayed Bishzilla Lucia. ['Zilla twirls, grumpily, to display her becoming Lucia crown] in the round.]   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    16:01, 13 December 2014 (UTC).


 * Yeah, right. For months, my good twin has ready access to a loaded fridge—just look at all the food in there—and I'm left to starve. Oh well, at least I finally got fed. [[Media:Burp.ogg|evil sound effects]] But my evil requires more fuel. I might just have to conduct a raid on a certain fridge. [muses aloud] I wonder if that pocket has a burglar alarm. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 06:28, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
 * [Bishzilla is tickled by feisty naughtiness of evil little River.] Raid fridge, hehe. Unfortunately catflap guarded by biggish cat; or… hmm... pinging User:Manul.   bishzilla     ROA R R! !    14:16, 14 December 2014 (UTC).
 * Awww, cute little kittehs . . . they look delicious! Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 15:52, 14 December 2014 (UTC)

Pies
Thank you for delicious blueberry pies evil little River, but why miniatures? 'Zilla can barely see them as little dots! Please bring maxiature pies! bishzilla   ROA R R! ! 18:30, 19 February 2016 (UTC).
 * Well, I put a somewhat larger pastry in alongside the tarts but they didn't offer it in blueberry. The menu at a certain bakery is sadly limited. Maybe you'd have preferred a meat pie? No. I think, albeit your fearsome (but beautiful) countenance, that you're of the herbivorous persuasion? Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 03:20, 26 February 2016 (UTC)

Awardee
The Merriam-Webster online dictionary does not think it is a word. I receive the following message:

Sorry, the word you’re looking for can’t be found in the dictionary. There are several possible reasons why the search failed: •You searched for a word using nonstandard orthography that completely stumped our spell-checker.

John Paul Parks (talk) 05:50, 13 June 2016 (UTC)
 * Hi John Paul Parks. Are you aware that with Merriam-Webster (and various other dictionaries, both online and in print form) you need to look at the entire entry to find derivative words? There's not a separate entry for "awardee" but it is indeed there—under "award" (which comes up when you search for "awardee"). Scroll down and look again. Then again, with some dictionaries there's a separate entry, e.g.: . Perhaps you made a typo when you searched? (Btw, welcome to my disused talk page. You're not by any chance a large fierce critter, are you? See top of this page if you don't get that.) Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 06:10, 13 June 2016 (UTC)

Winding down
My good twin, lately locked away and napping, has awoken, and I know he'll want to destroy my beautiful evil. My days are numbered, and they might not even be whole numbers. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 16:25, 13 November 2016 (UTC)

[sotto voce] Let's see if I can successfully accomplish one notorious act before I go. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) (time stamp deliberately omitted to enhance sneakiness)(whistles nonchalantly)




 * [Delighted] So evil! Shake hands!  darwin bish  BITE   ☠  22:55, 14 November 2016 (UTC).

ArbCom Elections 2016: Voting now open!

 * Voting . . . who needs it? Tell it to my good twin, bot. Rivertorch&#39;s Evil Twin (talk) 05:17, 3 December 2016 (UTC)