User talk:Drmies/Archive 55

just sayin
re: the health .. there's lots to tell ... but I won't do it on wiki. You're one of the few I trust .. so if you want I will fill you in. suffice to say that I miss the "red meat", and I'm working on embarrassing the fruits and veggies. DAMN I miss the bacon ... lol — Ched :  ?  05:48, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I know the feeling--I'm trying "will power" these days, and it's not easy. Speaking of bacon, I had a delicious BLT the other day, with sriracha mayonnaise and spinach. But a steak? I can't remember the last time. Don't get your panties wet, --if I could I'd eat a New York Strip every day. Which brings us to our next reader poll. What can one not live without? And I mean in a kind of general sense, for eating and cooking and what not. I'll go first. Drmies (talk) 14:34, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Eggs. Drmies (talk) 14:34, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * No, cheese. Drmies (talk) 14:34, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Gotta agree with you on the cheese. Lady  of  Shalott  15:01, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * chocolate. — Ched : ?  18:16, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm tempted to say cheese, But after that bacon ice cream sundae this week, it proves that Bacon does go with everything. --kelapstick(on the run) 18:29, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * For our anniversary dessert I had a root beer ice float, with Maker's Mark instead of root beer and bacon ice cream instead of vanilla ice. So, yeah buddy. Drmies (talk) 21:15, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * coffee Yngvadottir (talk) 19:40, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Why don't you have mocha cheese cake with strips of bacon on the top? That oughta kill you.--Bbb23 (talk) 20:23, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Dorset Naga. That oughta kill yer worms. Xanthomelanoussprog (talk) 21:01, 10 August 2013 (UTC)


 * My dad keeps telling me that one day I will have to switch to decaf and also stop eating shrimp, something about a genetic predisposition to high cholesterol and hypertension.  Those are both basically impossible conditions for me to live under, especially the coffee. Beeblebrox (talk) 21:11, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Shrimp have a crabby disposition. If you devein them, their blood pressure tends to drop. Tell your father there's no such thing as genetics. It says so somewhere on Wikipedia.--Bbb23 (talk) 21:19, 10 August 2013 (UTC)

What do you say, Mandarax? Drmies (talk) 02:43, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Although I theoretically support veganism, I've gotta admit that, even before I saw the responses, the first thing I thought of was cheese. Of my three favorite cuisines (Chinese, Thai, and Indian, in no particular order), two don't really use cheese, but it's so important to me that it's the only food for which I feign ignorance about its origins. I know that most cheese isn't considered truly vegetarian because it contains rennet. (As you know, my beloved panir, from that third cuisine, is just milk and acid.) I'll never understand baconmania. Even when I ate meat, I was never fond of bacon. For example, I preferred my BLTs made out of soaked and squeezed out Bacos&reg;, which of course are vegetarian. Of all the common meat dishes around, I find the thought of eating steak to be especially disgusting and revolting. And, BTW, my panties are perfectly dry. Cheese. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  21:22, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * The thought of steak might be disgusting, but actual steak is delicious. Drmies (talk) 01:48, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * You probably could do without cheese before you could do without words, dear Mandarax. Oh, I'm watching the girls drink tea and nibble on tea biscuits, preventing to be beavers--that's enough to turn one off of tea biscuits. Drmies (talk) 22:09, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Sorry for being too wordy. I have slightly modified my response. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  23:34, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Your signature is kinda wordy, too.--Bbb23 (talk) 23:47, 10 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I've started thinking about becoming vegetarian (and am definitely eating less meat), but there's no way I could be vegan. Slightly off-topic, today at Publix, my friend and I spotted chitterlings right next to kosher for Passover matzoh balls. Lady  of  Shalott  00:15, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Let's hope hasn't googled "starry night" and "bacon". Drmies (talk) 03:00, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * No, I hadn't. Wow, that's... well, I was gonna say that's crazy, but then I remembered that I wrote an article about a woman who sculpted in butter, so I guess it's all relative. Lady,  go for it! (The vegetarianism, that is; not the chitlins.) A slightly more svelte signature → Mandarax 08:42, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I thought you'd approve, Mandarax. What prompted the new signature? Lady  of  Shalott  17:19, 12 August 2013 (UTC)
 * The signature was in response to Bbb23 saying above that my signature was "kinda wordy". But it was a one-time thing, and I'm back to my usual bloated 230-character sig. (That's the real reason I don't run for admin; people check this and object if it's too long.) M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  17:58, 12 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I don't know whether to take that comment seriously or not, but I can't see that actually preventing you from being an admin. (Yes, some people will whine, but I don't see that being enough of an objection to prevent your being made an admin, and you'd be good at it. Lady  of  Shalott  21:02, 12 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Aw, thanks. Urgh, I hope it didn't come across as though I was fishing for a compliment; I just saw the opportunity to make a joke and I couldn't help myself. You should never take anything I say seriously. Oh, but now I'm really in trouble if I ever run. I can see it now: Oppose User claimed that nothing xe said should be taken seriously.  M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  01:28, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Requests for adminship/Mandarax, anyone? Drmies (talk) 01:48, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Mandarax has known for a long time that's a redlink I'd like to see turned blue. M, you've got any number of co-nominators here... Lady  of  Shalott  02:22, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm guessing that if it does become a blue link, I'll be making an addition to this section about a week later. AutomaticStrikeout ?  02:40, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks, everybody. You're too kind. But I'm just admiring how pretty that red link looks, so I think I'll keep it that way. I've already planned my alternate path to adminship. I'll wait til one of you becomes a bureaucrat, then convince you to just slip it in when nobody's looking. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  18:55, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Drmies should run for cratship. Automatic 21:22, 13 August 2013 (UTC)


 * I love me some starch. Bread, bagels, pasta. Fruit is good, but I don't eat as much as I should.... Being vegetarian is loads better for the environment. Meat is another layer of inefficiecy in terms of energy expended to produce vs. energy gained in the eating.  Ignatz mice•talk 00:28, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ignatz, I don't want to Mandaraxe your contribution, but I can't stick that in a table. Cut it down to one word please., you've said lots of things but not The Word yet. Drmies (talk) 00:34, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Pastry it is. Drmies (talk) 04:52, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Mrs. Drmies says pasta. Drmies (talk) 00:33, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * S and R's votes? Mr. Liam's? Lady  of  Shalott  02:45, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Pastry.--Bbb23 (talk) 04:04, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Oh Bbb, that's not a fair fight anymore. Holy moly. Nom de dieu. Drmies (talk) 04:24, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Only you would use holy moly and nom de dieu in the same breath, although one of your talk page stalker/scholars will probably tell me there's an etymological connection. I wanna go back to Paris. Living there was foodie heaven.--Bbb23 (talk) 14:51, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * The Belgians bastardized it to nondeju. Also, yeeeaaaah. Paris. Drmies (talk) 15:27, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Definitely Cheese, Chocolate, and lasagna. :p— cyberpower ChatOnline 10:02, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * C678, one--you get to choose one. I'm making lasagna this week, with short ribs. Drmies (talk) 15:27, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmm. I'll have to say cheese.— cyberpower ChatOnline 19:00, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Steak or chocolate. Hmm, I guess I have to side with Ched.  Go  Phightins  !  16:14, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Soda. .... mmm this is awkward :S --Rschen7754 16:29, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Cheese, definitely. Also, my daughters just came up and asked what I was doing, and instead of saying what I usually say ("helping to work on an encyclopedia") I told the truth ("just screwing around and answering a quiz"). They want to know if they can vote too.  If so, one daughter says "bacon", and the other (vegetarian, and far too serious) says she would need to think about it for a while before answering for sure, but probably cheese.  Or tabouli. --Floquenbeam (talk) 19:19, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Of course their answers are relevant. They are admin children. I'll await the other daughter's answer; in the meantime, Rosie said "bread". I'll ask her older sister when she takes a break from Harry Potter. Drmies (talk) 19:26, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Are you saying that non-admin children can't vote? This is clearly administrative abuse, not to mention discrimination against those editors who don't have children (who are easily manipulated, btw, although that may go the other way as well). I think third cousins should get a vote.--Bbb23 (talk) 19:31, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yes. Suck it up, Bbb. Drmies (talk) 16:36, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Young one said chocolate, old one would say peanut butter or ketchup. After my Subway lobster sub I am tempted to switch to lobster. It destroyed the McLobster by a mile. --kelapstick(on the run) 20:34, 11 August 2013 (UTC)
 * OK, I'll add chocolate. I am not changing your vote since you're too wishy-washy. Drmies (talk) 16:36, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Water. AutomaticStrikeout ?  03:06, 12 August 2013 (UTC)


 * Chocolate or bacon. I really have to pick one? And cheese? What is wrong with you all? Ed [talk] [majestic titan] 10:04, 12 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yes you do. Drmies (talk) 16:36, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I almost said chocolate, but then I thought about actual meals, and meal-after-meal, it's cheese. But like you, I wish I didn't have to pick just one. Now, can I do without chicken? I really, really like chicken, but they way they get treated is a large part of what's making me think about what I actually eat. Lady  of  Shalott  17:25, 12 August 2013 (UTC)
 * See "Plofkip". Drmies (talk) 16:39, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * So the Dutch have a special portmanteau just for that. urgh. Lady  of  Shalott  21:17, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * But the Dutch also sell (affordable) free-range eggs in every single supermarket... Drmies (talk) 21:35, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, it's not like it'd be the only food I'd ever eat ever again ... but I'll go with chocolate. Bacon comes in a razor-thin second. Also known as the loser of the coin flip. With regards to cheese, I love it, but I rarely can taste a significant amount of it in any dish I eat. Ed [talk] [majestic titan] 23:20, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Chili sauce- the only ingredient that'll make over-boiled Brussels sprouts edible. Xanthomelanoussprog (talk) 22:05, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Eh, why would anyone want to make Brussels sprouts ("spruitjes") edible in the first place? Drmies (talk) 01:47, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 *  Ignatz mice•talk 02:02, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Aw, y'all don't know what's good! Lady  of  Shalott  02:11, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmmm, I am growing Brussels sprouts The Banner  talk 02:12, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Coffee, I can't live without coffee. And because it is impossible to obtain here, you can wake me up for a "saté kroket". The Banner talk 02:12, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ha, kroket. Verrukelijk. Drmies (talk) 02:24, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Wait, don't close this yet. Pizza, just basic NY fare with mozzarella, thin crust. Although I loves lobster, gotta go with pizza as indispensable. And chocolate ice cream. At my age, food is the new sex. 166.205.55.48 (talk) 21:44, 16 August 2013 (UTC)

Is it wrong to CSD something like this?
I mean, it's obviously a Good Thing™. But it's horribly spammy, and a search for "WebAlert" turns up all sorts of non-notable things that aren't it. And really, it's an extension for web browsers. It's hard to get notability for that. (Though it can be done.)  Ignatz mice•talk 02:12, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I think it's speediable, yes, as promotional. And if that's denied AfD would be the next step. Good Thing, Bad Thing? We're value-neutral here... Drmies (talk) 02:25, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Done, then. And considering the username for WP:UAA, but the website has "MediaMix" on the bottom, not "Promethiusmedia". So I won't for now.

Further details as events warrant.  Ignatz mice•talk 02:33, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Okay, sorry to use your page as a mini-ANI here (if it should head over there, you may move this). But I'm heading for the road soon, won't be back until this evening, and I would appreciate it if you or a passing admin (calling in that favor on the Floqmeister, perhaps? No obligation) could deal with that page and . I don't know if the accusations warrant a block or what; if so it'll be a "difficult" block, I expect, and you'll definitely want to revoke talk page access. Thanks,  Ignatz mice•talk 16:18, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, there is a company called "Prometheus media" (don't know if it's related to WebAlert) and thus, yes, it violates our username policy. I blocked the account. Thanks, Drmies (talk) 16:29, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I tried to respond to the ping and deal with this, but I tripped over Drmies. Left them a message and some advice. --Floquenbeam (talk) 16:40, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * TY Floqmeister. Drmies (talk) 16:44, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks both of you! Leaving for real now.  Ignatz mice•talk 16:45, 13 August 2013 (UTC)

ISBN script
I think there's a tool that will check and fix ISBN numbers. Do you what it is and how to use it? Pumpkin Sky  talk  02:14, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yes, no, and no: I know it exists since people have run it on my articles--even recently. I thought it was Jeunes filles en serre chaude, maybe, but apparently not. Any of the regular guests? ? ? ? Drmies (talk) 02:27, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I use this to expand 10 digits to 13. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 02:30, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * And I just discovered I wrote Sex dice. Drmies (talk) 03:01, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * we'll get it to main-page FA for you. nice editnotice btw. -- Aunva6talk - contribs 03:11, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm not aware of any tools to fix an ISBN number, except for converting 10 digit ISBN to 13 digit (and visa versa). It would have to be internet based.  The beginning of ISBN numbers are made up of a known quantities, such as country and publisher.  Except for the last digit, the ending is somewhat random.  Different media and versions of the same book will have a different ISBN number.
 * There are two places to look for invalid ISBN.
 * Category:Articles with invalid ISBNs. This list is generated from Helpful Pixie Bot.  However, the bot is off-line since Rich Farmbrough was blocked.
 * Checkwiki does a monthly scan of dumps and a daily scan of revised articles. It is located here.  This is the new location for checkwiki as it is being migrated from toolserver to WMFlabs.  WMFlabs is hanging upto 20% of the time, so if you get an error or it just sits there, give it a few minutes.  I'm the one migrating checkwiki and rewriting much of the software.  So, if you see a problem, give me a yell. Bgwhite (talk) 04:13, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I assume this is about fixing the actual digits of ISBNs, which is a useful thing to do. In contrast, the last time Helpful Pixie Bot "fixed" ISBNs, all it did, as far as I could tell from the many diffs I examined out of the thousands which cluttered my watchlist every day for an extended period, was to add hyphens to ISBNs. It's perfectly fine for people to do this in conjunction with other edits which are actually useful, but I feel that just "fixing" hundreds of thousands of unbroken, perfectly functional ISBNs was exceedingly unhelpful. Who cares or will even notice if they're in a standardized format, as long as the numbers are correct? M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  22:14, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks guys. @Mandarax--maybe that's what I was thinking of. I was looking for something to make sure the ISBNs are correct. As for who cares about the hyphens....the many who live off MOS stuff and have a hissy if you have a ndash instead of emdash etc. But I won't name them, we all know who they are.  Pumpkin Sky   talk  22:17, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hehe. There's a huge difference between a person getting the text of an individual article, which people actually read, into the correct format, and a bot adding hyphens to hundreds of thousands of ISBNs, which virtually nobody will ever even look at. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  22:32, 13 August 2013 (UTC)


 * You can add this to your custom Javascript, which will check all your ISBNs among many other things: "importScript('User:Cameltrader/Advisor.js');". Eric   Corbett  22:42, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thank you Eric. Hope you are well.  Pumpkin Sky   talk  22:45, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm tickety-boo thanks. Eric   Corbett  22:46, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * It's AWB that does it, see this diff. I knew there was something out there for this, I just couldn't recall it.  Pumpkin Sky   talk  11:11, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Review of interest
Since you participated in the review of Tadeusz Kościuszko for GA and/or A-classes, you may be interested in Featured article candidates/Tadeusz Kościuszko/archive1 (at this point there are few substantial comments there, and the article is likely to be failed due to lack of community's interest). --Piotr Konieczny aka Prokonsul Piotrus&#124; reply here 14:34, 13 August 2013 (UTC)

Your thoughts
I'm inclined to open a thread re: user Vuilgat at the COI noticeboard; it's a single purpose account for promoting Roy Feinson and his interests. Let me know if you think there's a better approach to this. Thanks, 76.248.144.216 (talk) 23:22, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * You have more faith than I do in such threads on such boards. How about sending the article to AfD to see how it fares? He might be notable though. Do you know "vuil gat" means "dirty hole"? Drmies (talk) 01:44, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Not really; threads sometimes languish and fade unless a user has done some obviously egregious stuff, and this isn't terribly sexy, just run of the mill self-promotion. Template warring is inane--'course, I can't do AfD as an IP, and I think he, the book, and the photography could all squeak by. But it would be close. Anyway, I'm away for a week beginning tomorrow, so if I ring back in it'll be under a different #. Best, 76.248.144.216 (talk) 02:12, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, maybe that's the way to go then. Hey, have a great week. Is your mother in law involved? Cause that's my week. Drmies (talk) 02:18, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, I went a different direction . Though not a high profile venue, it's got a devoted crew. Visiting my folks, which gives me a chance to do the driving and shopping for them. Painted a couple of cute kids today, grandchildren of a friend. Nice change of pace; one grows tired of painting nudes all the time, you know. Do you have the chance to enjoy summer, or do they pull you in for off-season meetings? 76.248.144.216 (talk) 02:29, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * No, I don't know how you get tired of it. My summer consisted of teaching and driving my kids to swim team, so it's best to skip that subject. In fact, I'm kind of glad school started--finally I will have some time for myself. I hope you enjoy the visit, though; nice of you to not forget them. Drmies (talk) 02:33, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Wikipedia 2013
Overall it was a good conference. I could have used some of your humour and good nature though, especially  each  time the food ran out. Perhaps you'll make it to  London  next  year. Cheers, Kudpung กุดผึ้ง (talk) 23:35, 13 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Kudpung! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I'm also glad I didn't go--it's already a week from hell here, with school starting for me and my wife but NOT for the kids. So my mother in law is in town. Yeah. Haha, you don't want to be around me when the food runs out. I'm already grumpy, but you don't know what anger is until you've seen a diabetic with a low blood sugar and the food running out. Are you back home yet? What was your biggest Hong Kong adventure? London...who knows...if the WMF books me in the Andaz Liverpool Street London Hotel... Drmies (talk) 00:03, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

RC Vandal...
...is back at 209.33.108.3 Would you care to do the honors and apply the banhammer? The IP looks like it's been static for a month. Beyond My Ken (talk) 01:10, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Also, I wonder what happened to the filter that had been trapping him? Beyond My Ken (talk) 01:12, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ha, I thought about him the other day, for about half a minute. Yeah, who built that filter, do you remember? Drmies (talk) 01:38, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I don't remember -- tried to find it with a search of the admin boards, with no success. Beyond My Ken (talk) 19:39, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ha, I saw a lot of hits for me and Catholic. We've been doing this for a while, BMK. Hey, maybe made that filter, or can find it? They're good at that sort of stuff, and they're also really intelligent and goodlooking... Drmies (talk) 20:17, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Dank u wel! I didn't make the filter though. But I can try to find it/make one for you guys. Elockid  ( Talk ) 13:46, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks Elockid; your help is greatly appreciated, even more than your beauty. And I love your poetry. Drmies (talk) 14:09, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Could you guys please send me the info privately (like common phrases/behavior, etc.)? It's better this way so they won't try and evade the filter. Elockid  ( Talk ) 14:18, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Done. Thanks. Drmies (talk) 17:00, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * My thanks as well! Beyond My Ken (talk) 21:51, 16 August 2013 (UTC)

Why are you ignoring gratuitous outing and personal attacks?
I think you accidentally closed this before the boomerang landed. Delicious carbuncle (talk) 03:47, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Why can't you simply ask me to undo it instead of making a rather silly allegation (I can't ignore stuff I'm not aware of)? Or is that a rhetorical question as well? Drmies (talk) 13:58, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * That information is in the thread that you closed, complete with links to current and previous offences. Delicious carbuncle (talk) 14:17, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * (ping!) suppressed the information. Mark, I don't know how familiar you are with applying Scientology sanctions (I am not), but they might well be applicable here. In addition, please have a look at the ANI thread Delicious carbuncle, above, so unceremoniously points to, and consider whether that thread should be reopened for discussion the flight path of said boomerang. Of course, if you simply block Laval for outing or other violations, there is no need for it. Thanks, Drmies (talk) 14:02, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm in over my head here, I don't know anything about Scientology sanctions. Do we usually block for a first offense for outing? I've never dealt with that as an admin either. I'll re-open a section of that ANI. Mark Arsten (talk) 14:06, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * That's fine with me. I think has dealt with Scientology before, and I'm sure a host of others have as well. "Boomerang" is just not the best way to deal with more complicated issues. Thanks, Drmies (talk) 15:12, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

New series of disruption
This time on Indians in Bangladesh‎. A user is just removing the referenced contents just by citing POV. Can you please take a look here? --Zayeem <font color="#483C32">(talk) 07:00, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, part of it was restored by . I've looked at a few of your opponent's edit summaries and I probably agree with this one, for instance. The talk page is the place to hash this out in some detail, and you should participate there; to their credit, got the ball rolling there. One of the things to do is to submit some of the sources to WP:RSN to settle what's reliable and what's not. Thank you, Drmies (talk) 15:17, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Okay I just removed the source you mentioned. I have asked for their concerns regarding the sources and after their reply we can take them to WP:RSN. Thanks.--<font style="font-size:18px" color="#848482" face="Palatino Linotype">Zayeem  <font color="#483C32">(talk) 19:37, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Melancholy man
Something for you maybe? I thought. Nobody is eaten, though. Now tell me, why do we need so many small nasty categories? Category:Gongs goes to no more than 8 Subcategories, than Category:Gongs of Malaysia, goes to Subcategory:Gongs of Malaysia then go to Category:Gongs of Sabah. Same thing Category:Fireplaces. Why? I really am tired of this. And many good pictures just vanish in this system. Just too many subcategories of subcategories of subcategories. Any relative? Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Warrington (talk) 16:20, 8 August 2013 (UTC)
 * No, no relative, though we have a kinship, there being only three Mieses in the world, as far as I know. The category systems, yeah, well. Sometimes I think we're overcategorizing, and then I find myself inventing new categories. I suppose I should read the old grey master at some point. After I finish The Things They Carried (finally). Drmies (talk) 20:04, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Really? How very interestig! Warrington (talk) 16:20, 8 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Now that was Sitush ref they removed ! Warrington (talk) 18:20, 8 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I can't completely follow what's going on. I think you should remove that whole France, Belgium and Switzerland section and prune a bunch of the images. Drmies (talk) 22:16, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, great minds and all that ... You and I must have some sort of ESP thing going on regarding that article. - Sitush (talk) 10:58, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

DYK for Sdu
The DYK project (nominate) 12:19, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Who is "P. Knuttel"? I found a WPC Knuttel, but wasn't sure it was the same person (my stepsister is a retired graphic arts lecturer- she took her students to Amsterdam a couple of years back). Xanthomelanoussprog (talk) 20:46, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I tried very hard to figure that out. But I remember what I forgot: to ask my friend, the graphic designer (in Amsterdam). Drmies (talk) 21:56, 14 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Speaking of DYKs, I think you may not have noticed that Template:Did you know nominations/Borley Church is awaiting your response. I don't know what the reviewer's cryptic "italicization is not correct" means. It's slightly possible it was in reference to the (pictured) which I fixed, but it's certainly much more likely to be something in the article. I'm not seeing it, but maybe it's just because I'm too tired.... M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  01:26, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * You know what, I saw that a few days ago and it didn't even register. So thanks for the pointer; I also don't know what's supposed to be wrong. Drmies (talk) 02:30, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I bet Mandarax is right about the italics complaint and fixed it in accordance with WP guidelines. But, gosh, I hate that guideline. The parentheses are part of sentence-level syntax; the italics on the direction (pictures) is the child of the parenthesis. I haven't copy-edited for a press or journal yet which thought that the parenthesis should inherit any typographical qualities from its child: it's just illogical to italicize the marks of parentheses, the ,inverse, ,but, ,nearly ,akin ,to, ,delimiting ,each ,element ,in ,an ,apposition ,with ,a ,comma. <span style="font-family:'segoe ui','lucida grande';letter-spacing:2px;text-shadow:0 0 1px #999"> davidiad { t } 02:44, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Oh, David, that's really interesting but T R A I T O R !
 * "Really interesting"? I'll take it. <span style="font-family:'segoe ui','lucida grande';letter-spacing:2px;text-shadow:0 0 1px #999"> davidiad { t } 03:00, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Great Eastern Hotel, London
I have set up a requested move for this article. Please see Talk:Andaz Liverpool Street London Hotel. Ritchie333 <sup style="color:#7F007F;">(talk)  <sup style="color:#7F007F;">(cont)   17:22, 14 August 2013 (UTC)

Literally Now Literally Means Figuratively
Literally suck it you word Nazis, er, Mandarax's of the world. Literally now literally means figuratievely. Bgwhite (talk) 03:48, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I've gotta agree that it "might be the most unforgivable thing dictionaries have ever done". But please refrain from painting such scary imagery as the potential for multiple Mandaraxes in the world. And don't try to weasel out by saying that you meant it figuratively; that word literally does not exist any more. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  09:45, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Mandarax, as a descriptive grammarian I have to agree with the decision made by for instance the Oxford dictionary. Unfortunately. Drmies (talk) 16:32, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * At least the Oxford dictionary makes it clear that this usage is problematic and not accepted in formal contexts. Some of the other dictionaries have allowed the inmates to take over the asylum (not literally, but nearly so). --Orlady (talk) 17:28, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately that means that this scene isn't as funny as it used to be.  04:03, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Never heard of that movie. It looks interesting. Pity I don't like comedy, except for Beowulf (literally). Drmies (talk) 14:11, 15 August 2013 (UTC)


 * So very sad that stupidity has "literally" become so pervasive in society today. It makes me wonder if perhaps it would be better at times to leave a child behind.  Better for the child.  Better for society.  Better for humanity.  Better for evolution.  But it looks like that ship has sailed.  Oh well. — Ched :  ?  10:03, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I literally can't imagine how literally my jaw literally dropped when I realised you had literally failed in making me literally (and liberally) drunk. Mind you, I literally can't imagine how literally some people take what we write literally. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 14:20, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I am pretty far from a grammar nazi, but this one has been bothering me for years. People literally don't have any idea what this word means when they use it, saying ridiculous things like "I literally died laughing." Beeblebrox (talk) 16:35, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I believe the correct wording of that statement would be "I illiterately died laughing." --Orlady (talk) 17:30, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, I hate to be a semantics nazi, but it's not a question of grammar. It bothers me as well, by the way--then again, why do we let phrases like "going forward" go unpunished? Or "having said that"? Drmies (talk) 16:39, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I also dislike the literal misuse of literally. AutomaticStrikeout (₵) 16:40, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I thought one of the rules of defining terms was that you can't use the term in the definition... "Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling." so, when I say I'm literally dying, I'm saying I'm   "Used to acknowledge that something is not 'Used to acknowledge that something is not Used to acknowledge that something is not Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling. true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling. true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.' true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling    dying. Okay. ~ Charmlet  -talk- 17:19, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * We may have bigger fish to fry. Try reading User:Kingsmarketing7. Drmies (talk) 17:21, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Poof. Lady  of  Shalott  17:30, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well Drmies, at least (yes Mandarax, I know) you live in a progressive state. If you lived in the UK, you wouldn't be able to read Beuwolf.  It is content most foul.  Bgwhite (talk) 21:43, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I assume you mean "state" in the "country" sense. I've certainly never heard Drmies's state state referred to as "progressive". M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  00:29, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Wow... BTW, I'm teaching the first installment of my "Beowulf and Film" class in half an hour. Y'all better hurry up: tonight, it's Bagbywulf and, eh, Outlanderwulf. Drmies (talk) 22:47, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

Talkback
Cheers! Unforgettableid (talk) 20:37, 15 August 2013 (UTC)

Abdul Ghafoor Hazarvi
Remember this article: Abdul Ghafoor Hazarvi? You blocked an IP and a registered editor over it. First edit of the registered user: removing the maintenance templates. And the IP: Removal of the maintenance templates. I guess the message did not come across. (And this time I am not involved.) <span style="font-family:'Old English Text MT',serif;color:green">The Banner <i style="color:maroon">talk</i> 20:43, 15 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ha, good call. I see there's more eyes on the article. Groeten uit Alabama, Drmies (talk) 14:00, 16 August 2013 (UTC)

Yes, The Biggest Loser again
I think no one really knows this as better as you are since you have really investigated this situation before. That is why they just are just very easy in giving those pages with one week to one month protection. Thanks again for protecting those pages. :D Can we protect the remaining pages too? So that they can't vandalize the articles anymore? I know that Wikipedia has this policy that prevents non-vandalized to least vandalized articles from being protected without any major vandalism activity. But since we really know this people that when an article they have vandalized has been protected, they will only move to the next non-protected page and continue their vandalism. This just a precautionary measure, a prevention. Or, I have a collection of IPs here... we can do a rangeblock perhaps?

Thanks again sir! :D-- A R E N Z O Y 1 6 A • t a l k  • 14:42, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hey, again--I don't know how to do range blocks, and if I try I might shut down the free world or the Egyptian opposition (whichever side that is these days); let's not take that risk. If you let me know what pages to protect I will be glad to do so; at some point I'll start protecting them indefinitely, if that's what needs to be done (wait: I see you have that list in your sandbox9). But please note: I haven't totally investigated this, and I'm no expert--what would be helpful is if you explain, in a paragraph or two in that sandbox, precisely what they're doing and what's wrong with it. If I get hit by a train tomorrow you want to make sure someone can take over. Drmies (talk) 23:04, 16 August 2013 (UTC)


 * Thanks for protecting and extending the protection of some articles sir. I understand that a range block is not a good solution for now since this issue is not really that big enough to merit a range block. I have also added the the template and short description and explanation in the sandbox... and even renamed the sandbox in order for some people to notice and understand the issue.


 * Here are the following pages that needs to be protected:
 * These articles will expire on September, so better at least extend the protection until November 2013 or much better until 2014
 * The Biggest Winner Arab (season 2)
 * The Biggest Winner Arab (season 3)
 * The Biggest Winner Arab: Couples
 * The Biggest Loser Brunei (season 1)
 * Biggest Loser Jeetega
 * The Biggest Loser South Africa


 * These articles will expire in the next few days
 * XXL
 * The Biggest Loser Pinoy Edition (season 1)


 * These articles' protection had expired
 * The Biggest Loser UK (series 4)
 * The Biggest Loser UK (series 5)


 * I am anticipating that if we block those all articles above, they will vandalize these
 * The Biggest Loser
 * The Biggest Loser Australia: Singles
 * The Biggest Loser Australia: The Next Generation
 * The Biggest Loser (UK TV series)


 * The other articles not mentioned above will expire on November 2013 or on 2014. The US articles are seldomly vandalized. I don't know why those IPs don't vandalize these articles. I think that the reason behind this is possibly due to the high non-vandalism activity in those pages, so these IPs are skipping them.-- A R E N Z O Y 1 6 A • t a l k  • 07:03, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I am not that happy about applying long-term protection preemptively, though I've done it already once or twice. Drop me a line if it starts again and I'll be glad to semi-protect. Drmies (talk) 19:57, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Block on User:Brezzy85
Hello, I feel Brezzy85 was acting in good faith, and was unsure what the proper course of action was to propose deletion, given his/her reasoning was valid, in my opinion. Perhaps a little too soon on the block? Looks like another editor redirected the page anyway, likely meeting Brezzy85's concerns. Just a thought. PS love the feller on your page notice! &mdash; <b style="color:black;">MusikAnimal</b> <sup style="color:green;">talk 20:57, 16 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Good faith maybe, but too many times in a row, after being warned. Note also that their edit summaries make very little sense, and that the note on your talk page came entirely too late and was followed by yet another blanking. I'm all for having a chat about some content, but not while someone continues to disrupt. I would have restored that redirect, by the way, were it not for a couple of references that discussed her career after the show--but I don't care enough for the article to work on it or argue for it staying there. Thank you. Drmies (talk) 23:00, 16 August 2013 (UTC)

Admin request
Hey Drmies, I just got a talk page message from some obscure bot telling me that a draft I made in AfC a year and a half ago about which I had long since forgotten still exists. Apparently, I put it in main space myself or something, I don't know, I had under 500 edits and it was over 18 months ago, so I really don't remember, but nevertheless, would you or an admin friend delete Wikipedia talk:Articles for creation/Roy Anderson (American football) per WP:CSD? Thanks.  Go  Phightins  !  02:48, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * That was probably User:HasteurBot, which is cleaning up like we need server space (we do, of course)--excellent work. I sometimes follow it, and I saw other admins do the same thing yesterday. Drmies (talk) 21:40, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

Çöńṣîşṭèņċȳ
Something I've discovered here is that no matter what you say or do, no matter how certain you are that you're doing something correctly, there's gonna be someone who thinks you're wrong.

My edit changing a link with ş|an incorrect character to a link with the correct character was reverted, with the reasoning that the incorrect character should be retained for consistency with all of the other incorrect instances of it in the article. That doesn't make any sense to me, but fine – when alerted to the fact that there were other occurrences of it, I went ahead and changed all of them. Now, this took me quite a while, because I checked the affected blue links to ensure that I wasn't breaking any of them. It turned out that in every instance, the existing link with the incorrect character redirected to the page with the correct character in the title. The only thing that I left with the incorrect character was a category which used it.

Okay, problem solved, right? Hehe, this is Wikipedia, so of course not! I was again reverted, because there's another incorrect character in the article. Apparently, as long as there's any incorrect character, they should all be incorrect. (The user also reverted me for the same thing at least one other time.) I don't really care, so I'm done with it, but I'm wondering if this could possibly be one of those instances where I think I'm right, but I'm not.... What a world, what a world.... M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  03:27, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * or, you could just fix them all at once. -- Aunva6talk - contribs 03:41, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * silly me, you did... I cleaned up the duplicate links as well, so it's more of a significant edit. -- Aunva6talk - contribs 03:50, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Mandarax, that makes no [rude intensifier] sense. I have reverted to your version accordingly. Lady  of  Shalott  03:58, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Lady, such language. But thank you for reinstating the partial correction. Mandarax, it took you 250,000 edits to figure this out? I made some bold edits to Beowulf today (I count that as work--class preparation) involving the referencing; I hope that those are allowed to stay. Hey, y'all coming to the birthday party tomorrow? Drmies (talk) 04:01, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yeah, someone will probably hold that against me... oh well. Tomorrow's a work day for me, I'm afraid.  Lady  of  Shalott  04:11, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * You made Liam cry, Lady. Mandarax is slated to fly in early afternoon, and we're going to talk bad about you. DYK that Mandarax swims nude? Literally? Drmies (talk) 13:54, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ǐ łĩķë ṃŷ ṣěçţîõń ḥêāḍíňġ śǒ ṃûċĥ ṭḥáť Í'vė ďëĉĩḍèđ ţõ üşē ęṃběļŀíŝĥɛḍ ḹėţťēřş fòŕ áłľ ǫf ṃÿ ťáľķ påģę čōṃṃëňťś. Ťĥāńķṣ, Ĺáḍý ãñď Ǎǜńvǎ6. Đṝ, ïṭ'ṣ ķíŋḍä ṣḥóŕť ňøţĭčê, bǘţ Ī'ĺł śëê īf Ĩ ćàň ṃåķē ĭţ. À ṭíṃẹ ṃãçĥîṇę ŵòũľḍ ḥèĺp, àŝ Ĩ'vẹ áľṝëãḍȳ ṃĩśšèḍ ýøǜṝ "ēăṛḹȳ āfṭęŕņŏôń". Ṃ ÂŅ ḍ ĀŘǍX  •  XǍŘĀ b ŅÂ Ṃ  21:05, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Man, dat's not easy on the eyes. Then again, compared to the Lady nothing is easy on the eyes. Also, hurry up, will ya? We got more cake than I know what to do with. Oh, didn't your Dr. Who have a--yes! I know! a TARDIS! Right? Drmies (talk) 21:37, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ŵèłľ, ȳøů šḥóùḷḍ'vë ĺéď ŵĩṭĥ ÇÄĶĚ! Ĩ'łŀ bę ṝïģḥţ ṭħęŕĕ! Bůť ŷǒǖ'vé ġõṭ ṃè ṃìxẽð úp ŵĭţḥ şōṃĕ ķîñď øf Ďŗ. Ŵĥò ńèřđ; Í'və ñévèṝ śėẹń ţĥë ŝḥõŵ. Åṇđ fōřğèṭ "ěâṣŷ öň ṭħĕ ęŷěś"; ÿọů ṣĥòǜĺđ ťŕȳ ṭýpíņĝ îṭ! Ṃ ÁŇ ḍ ÄŘÂX  •  XÂŘÄ b ŇÀ Ṃ  22:40, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ĩ ċōpïəḍ ãñď pàŝťêḍ. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 14:19, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

Talkback
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Block needed
I got another sock of User:Zimmermanh1997, this time on 24.170.254.249. You can tell by the edits of the two accounts that the user is the same. Same weird obsession with radio station WICL and now with radio station WDHC. - <small style="white-space:nowrap;border:1px solid #900;padding:1px;"> Neutralhomer •  Talk  • 13:21, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thank you, Sir, much appreciated. :) - <small style="white-space:nowrap;border:1px solid #900;padding:1px;"> Neutralhomer •  Talk  • 15:49, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well, I saw the other was semi-protected and that strikes me as a good solution. Thanks Homer, Drmies (talk) 15:52, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Indeed, it does. I really thought that guy had finally gotten the message, but unfortunately he didn't.  What sucks is he has jumped IPs and ISPs, which makes him harder to block. - <small style="white-space:nowrap;border:1px solid #900;padding:1px;"> Neutralhomer  •  Talk  • 16:14, 17 August 2013 (UTC)

The Dutch Connection
As a starting point, see this discussion on my talk page. Take a look at Miss Multiverse next. The founder of the Women Empowerment Foundation is Linda Gausachs Grandia. The editor creating these articles - and many others - is. She's been here since July 31, 2013, and has made 208 edits. She wants to become a "wiki master". Do you want to adopt her?--Bbb23 (talk) 23:03, 17 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hey Bbb--I'm sorry, I don't think I can adopt anyone, being the worst parent in the world. Drmies (talk) 19:33, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Template:Did you know nominations/Muggeseggele
Drmies, I noticed that you said the article needed to be seriously Englished, and made some edits in the next hour that worked on that issue. Do you consider that it still needs serious Englishing, or is it adequate now? An icon on the template would be helpful so the current state of the article and nomination is clearer, and a notification to the nominator's page might be in order; I'm happy to take care of the latter if you could do the former. Many thanks. BlueMoonset (talk) 04:23, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hey BlueMoonset, it's getting better (some more copyedits were made) but it is still not of appropriate quality. I'll place the note on the editor's talk page. Drmies (talk) 19:15, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Know anyone with a dolphin ankle tattoo?
South Asian river dolphin needs some repair in that there's some issue with combining one of the species information with the genus while splitting the info for the other species out and I'm not sure what's species specific vs what's pertinent to the genus. Know of anyone into sea mammals? &mdash; Spaceman  Spiff  18:23, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmmm. That's a good question. Offhand, no--perhaps any of the friendly talk page visitors do. Hey, DYK that yesterday, at my birthday party, a Yale Younger Poet attended and gave me, as a birthday gift, a book by another YYP? Drmies (talk) 19:11, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * The field of poetry isn't my domain, but looking at that page, I presume something to the order of "that's cool, bro" is in order, and perhaps "I'm so happy for you that I literally2 peed my pants" wouldn't be out of place either. Now go find the girl with the dolphin tattoo. &mdash; Spaceman  Spiff  03:40, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks Spiffy, that's exactly what I was looking for. Good luck with your quest, which is a reminder that someone (!) needs to write up Opzoek naar Yolanda (yes, "opzoek" is one word, one of many silly jokes). Drmies (talk) 14:20, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Erm... Huh? — Crisco 1492 (talk) 14:38, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * It's Dutch, it's nostalgic, you should tackle it. Wait, I already did--but there's three juicy red links in there. Schippers is a genius--I know, that's high praise, but he deserves it. Drmies (talk) 14:55, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Erm... At least the last few were ostensibly related to Indonesia somehow. I might have to lose my barnstar of national merit ... :P — Crisco 1492 (talk) 15:03, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Or gain another one. Actually, the lead in Opzoek is played by Kenneth Herdigein (also a lead in Zeg 'ns Aaa), an actor from Surinam, and as you know a significant percentage of their population (14.6) is from Java... It may have been one of the first shows with a black lead actor on Dutch TV. I'm telling you, Schipppers is the bomb. Plus, he is Kermit the Frog, and Ernie! Drmies (talk) 15:46, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Whaddayaknow, Crisco: Clous van Mechelen was born in Indonesia, 1942. I guess you can figure out what the circumstances of his birth were. Drmies (talk) 17:19, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * 1942? Probably not happy ones. I say one in five chance he was born in a prison camp. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 09:05, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

My Use of Cleanup tags . . .User:JCHeverly 19:03, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
Here's the deal: whenever I make an article improvement suggestion, I always make sure I have at LEAST one credible reference source. I am using tags because if I put the suggestion on a TALK page, it usually just LANGUISHES there. If I actually go in and BOLDLY EDIT the article itself, within 24 hours Wikiknowitalls/pricks such as Paul Brown Mr Grumpy, etc invariably have my figurative ass thrown up on a notice board wanting my figurative ass blocked for life. It's a bad Catch-22 that Wikipedia has deliberately built into its system. Maybe you're one the pricks, too. That's another problem not just with Wikipedia: the whole anonymous online culture that encourages relentless bullying.User:JCHeverly 19:03, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Wow, you sound terrifically nice. I assumed some good faith after you placed those rather silly tags on the Clinton articles, but now I guess you were just Fox Newsing those articles. Count me as one of the pricks, sure. FWIW, you used the wrong tags, you should have discussed on the talk page, you will be reverted when you place tags that way again. Drmies (talk) 19:08, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * John, as your former adopter, I would remind you that maintenance tags' use is to indicate a specific problem explaining how it can be resolved. To do this, it is imperative that in addition to adding the tag, you go to the talk page and explain exactly what the problem is such that it can be resolved quickly and the article will not have an ugly maintenance tag on it indefinitely. The cleanup tag is so broad, that it is virtually useless unless an article is a complete and total mess, in which case other avenues usually should be sought to rectify the problem. If you see a problem with an article, find a specific applicable tag, for example, more references are needed to substantiate content, put the Ref Improve tag on the article and add specific citation needed tags where you see information.
 * As a fellow Wikipedian, I would tell you that what you are doing is disruptive, particularly when you do it on articles like Bill Clinton, which thousands view daily. A broad cleanup tag does readers no good, and it does fellow editors no good when they have no idea why you feel the article needs cleanup. The best approach is to boldly fix a problem you see yourself. Your use of tags has come to be disruptive, and as such I would strongly recommend that you only use article talk pages and avoid using maintenance tags entirely for a while. If you choose not to heed my suggestion, that's fine, but rest assured you will get more notices like what you got from Drmies, but they will likely not be as polite, and as such, you will probably be less happy than you already seem to be. Thanks.  Go  Phightins  !  19:13, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Quick response, Drmies retort is a bunch or speculation, conjecture, and assumption as to my politics. That's part of my point: We do not know anything about each other on this type of forum.  I have explained that placing suggestions about fact checking, error correction, and article on TALK pages just get ignored 80 percent of the time.  And as my former adopter, you know what I am saying about the bullying is absolutely accurate.  You're just sucking up to those higher up on the Wikipedia pecking order.User:JCHeverly 19:26, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Go Phightins, thanks for your note; sorry I came down on a former mentee of yours. No good deed goes unpunished, you know. JCHeverly, I assume nothing about your politics--really, those complaining about Bill Clinton and Lewinsky, Whitewater, OMG who killed Vince Foster etc. can come from any political camp. I don't need to know anything about you to know that those tags were just disruptive soapboxing at best, on matters discussed years ago already on the article talk pages. Thanks! Drmies (talk) 19:32, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * No problem, Drmies. John, if you want to believe for your personal gratification that I am "sucking up" to Drmies, fine by me. It's not true, but if that would get you to focus on the facts and advice you are being given, whatever. I do know, as your former adopter, that you have a frustration with the process on Wikipedia, and it is admittedly a tad convoluted, but at the end of the day, you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, and slapping maintenance tags willy nilly on articles does not make you part of the solution. Please heed the advice you have been given and know that you are not being targeted.  Go  Phightins  !  19:43, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * It's very important to give all the credible, well documented scandals involving the Clintons total coverage, as Hillary has this huge sense of self-imposed entitlement as to her nomination as the DEM nominee in '16 and eventual MRS Presidency. As lifelong DEM Jerry Brown said the Clintons were "a scandal a week."  Perhaps, if Wikipedia did a good job doing complete articles on the VERIFIABLE, WELL DOCUMENTED Clinton presidency scandals, it may make people really think about the type of individual they are electing to the Presidency of the United States.  Some of the people voting in 2016 were not even born in 1992. All that I am saying with the Clinton tags.User:JCHeverly 19:47, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * And that's precisely what's called soapboxing. Drmies (talk) 19:50, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * "Facts. Just the facts."---Jack Webb.User:JCHeverly 20:01, 18 August 2013 (UTC)

Screw-Up
I just broke 2RR on List of United States cable and satellite television networks. Got a new editor who is switching Current TV out for Al Jazeera America two days too early. I tried to get the message through that Current TV should remain on the page until it signs off (and AlJaz signs on) on August 20. Being insanely sleepy, I didn't catch my third revert until I had already clicked "Save Page". I have posted a note on the user's talk page. I will accept any block you have to give, cause I did go over 2RR...sleepy or no sleepy. - <small style="white-space:nowrap;border:1px solid #900;padding:1px;"> Neutralhomer •  Talk  • 22:03, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmm. Well. I got a block here for you: sign out and take a nap. Remember to drink plenty of water: 2 quarts a day for people our age. Now go forth and sin no more. Drmies (talk) 22:19, 18 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I did, got about 13 hours of sleep. Having my morning coffee right now. :)  Again, I am sorry for my 2RR break. - <small style="white-space:nowrap;border:1px solid #900;padding:1px;"> Neutralhomer  •  Talk  • 11:01, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

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This is for Dr Mies
We are all amphibians, crustaceans and molluscs, compared to you. <Gallery heights="200px" widths="200px" perrow ="4" caption="This is for Dr Mies."> File:Booby.jpg

File:Red-footed_Booby_(Sula_sula)_cropped.jpg File:Liocarcinus depurator.jpg File:Red-eyed Tree Frog - Litoria chloris edit1.jpg File:Georgia Aquarium - Cuttlefish Jan 2006.jpg File:BennyTrapp Pelophylax shquipericus Montenegro.jpg File:Grapsus grapsus Galapagos Islands.jpg File:Dendrobates azureus qtl1.jpg </Gallery> Warrington (talk) 13:24, 19 August 2013 (UTC) " Jabberwocky "
 * Aww come on Warrington. Are you allegorizing now? DYK that we have Swedish weather here, cold and rainy? Those photos are gorgeous, by the way. Drmies (talk) 14:11, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Drmies has crabs? Did anyone tell Mrs Drmies? — Crisco 1492 (talk) 14:14, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * That's odd--the blonde girl who shaved me last week didn't say anything about that, and she was a medical professional (unfortunately). (Crisco, don't start something you don't want to finish.) Drmies (talk) 14:16, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmm... Perhaps they were hiding behind the boobies, then. I mean, you've got a great pair here. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 14:40, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
 * Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
 * All mimsy were ye borogoves;
 * And ye mome raths outgrabe.

meaning ... Dutch translation Nothing but worship dance,  (any kind of dance that is undertaken for the specific purpose of   worship). Dancing in the rain, in the Swedish weather cold and rainy Warrington (talk) 13:54, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmm... sounds like an interesting topic for an article. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 14:40, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * A pretty one.... Warrington (talk) 13:54, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Worship dance/Liturgical dance/Sacred dance - These seem to have a great deal of overlap, and all are underdeveloped. I wonder if some sort of merger should occur (worship and liturgical dance are synonyms?). Lady  of  Shalott  15:24, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Oh well, yes. I agree. Warrington (talk) 13:54, 19 August 2013 (UTC)

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 * Very wise of you. But one never knows... it may became a princess... Or a prince. It looks like he is wearing a tuxedo.Warrington (talk) 13:54, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
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 * Promise not to kiss Philip. He looks kind of disgusting, anyway... Warrington (talk) 13:54, 19 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ha, I had no idea. That's funny, and very friendly. Drmies (talk) 16:56, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

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DYK for Borley Church
Allen3 talk 00:37, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

AJ Perez (blogger)
I am sorry sir, I didn't mean to say that you are racist. I just took offense of the "fringe news outlet" that you said. The subject of my first wiki was researched by me using carefully, adhering to WP's standards.

I hope you won't dismiss my article as just "incredibly minor" because in my country, he is not. He has 200,000 readers. And in WP:ENT #2, that is to be considered as cult following (at least in my country). I hope you consider this in the viewpoint of a Philippine resident.

Sorry for the remark. I was just frustrated because I am seeing my honest 8 hours of work and research going down the drain. killerdork talk 01:37, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thank you for your note. Drmies (talk) 02:56, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

Curious
I know it's not your field, but did you ever see Ovitz family? This sounds like the kind of article that would be an interesting read if fully developed. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 03:06, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Wow. Drmies (talk) 14:08, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * La Ovitz-familio devenis el la rumana vilaĝo Rozalia, en Transilvanio. Ili estis posteuloj de Ŝimson Eizik Ovitz (1868-1923), amuzisto kaj migranta rabeno. Li estis patro de 10 nanaj infanoj kaj unu normalstatura el du geeziĝoj. You do speak esperanto, no? Warrington (talk) 14:52, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

Interaction tool
I'm sure that I've seen a tool that shows interactions between users. I'm having trouble with someone not AGF'ing at an AfD and it is not the first time that they have jumped in and almost immediately turned an AfD into a personalised discussion against me ... but I can only recall one prior example. Any idea what that tool may be? - Sitush (talk) 06:07, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * One is the Intersect Contribs tool. There's at least one other such tool too. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  (Yes, alas, I've abandoned the embellished letters, for now.) 08:02, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Another two follow. I haven't used them recently but the first has some very useful features (I forget about the second, but it the "traditional" tool).  Johnuniq (talk) 08:13, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * John's last one has been advertised to me as a better one than the link Mandarax gave (but I always use it). Drmies (talk) 14:07, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thank you, all. I will add these to my user page but right now I'm wondering whether to bother pursuing this or just take the advice of Terry Conway: And now it's time to say farewell / And though I hope that we may meet again / And all things may be reet again / We've lived and spent the day. Bloody frustrating. I wonder if these will survive the move to Labs. - Sitush (talk) 18:53, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * The one I listed has a version on Labs. I didn't mention it because it wasn't working at the time, but it is now. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  20:22, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

What not
Modesty, punctuality but above all equality is important aspects of the Danish way of life. Yes or no? I say yes. Some people think this is Dubious. Really? Culture of Denmark article ''Modesty, punctuality but above all equality is important aspects of the Danish way of life. Indeed, deliberate attempts to distinguish oneself from others may be viewed with hostility in line with the ironic autoconcept Jante's Law, respected by some as an unofficial code of Scandinavian conduct''. Is it really? I may agree that it sounds outrageous, but unfortunately is quite near the truth. Warrington (talk) 15:29, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Haha, strange how Americans, who typically confuse Danish and Dutch, get it right in this aspect. "Doe maar gewoon, dan doe je al gek genoeg"--we're very much like that. Oh, Law of Jante--never seen that! Yes, we're that way too! Drmies (talk) 15:49, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * .*Of course you are. Knew you would recognise it.Hafspajen (talk) 16:30, 22 August 2013 (UTC)

Period!
See The Optimist's Guide, item 11. That means Strangesad wins. Period. Bishonen &#124; talk 17:09, 20 August 2013 (UTC).
 * Well, I assume that ArbCom will jump in immediately and vacate the topic ban. In the meantime, no one is helping me put Dutch absurdist TV comedy on the map. Strange, sad. Drmies (talk) 17:58, 20 August 2013 (UTC)

It's not that easy being green
I've never see a room with a peanut butter floor, but I have been in a room with chocolate walls. It was an Ed Ruscha installation at MOCA (not MOCHA). Hey, Schippers and Ruscha should collaborate, and they could create a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup room!

BTW, seeing that Schippers was the Dutch voice of Kermit the Frog, I'd like to mention that I've known two humans named Kermit. I thought it was very rare when I met my first, and then along came another one. M AN d ARAX •  XAЯA b ИA M  20:57, 20 August 2013 (UTC)
 * You know, I've often wondered how Ernie Brandts felt. It's a pretty uncommon first name for a Dutchman, and I'm sure it's pretty rare after 1976 (and the introduction of Sesamstraat. DYK that Frank Groothof showed his bare bottom on an episode of that show while showering, with Ienie-mienie and Tommy watching? Poehee! Drmies (talk) 04:55, 22 August 2013 (UTC)

FYI
This is on netflix. --kelapstick(on the run) 00:05, 21 August 2013 (UTC) Additional options: Oh the waiting game. --kelapstick(on the run) 21:46, 28 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yeah, that looks like a keeper. Drmies (talk) 16:30, 21 August 2013 (UTC)
 * How do you feel about Phoenix? --kelapstick(on the run)<
 * How do you mean? I disagree with the sprawl, for environmental reasons, but you're a miner so the environment is an open-pit non-starter anyway. Drmies (talk) 21:00, 21 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I like a nice phoenix myself. I mean, who wouldn't want a bird like Fawkes for a friend? Lady  of  Shalott  03:29, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Someone should mention the movie V in the Guy Fawkes article. I mean, aren't we an encyclopedia? Drmies (talk) 04:50, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * All puns aside (and I do enjoy a good pun) it appears safer than my next most promising prospect, the Democratic Republic of the Congo. But the area is only semi-rebel infested. --kelapstick(on the run) 13:00, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yikes. I don't suppose you have any rights to refuse (other than handing in a resignation)? Lady  of  Shalott  02:52, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Into the heart of darkness, K-stick. Lady, don't ask him to get hisself fired. Drmies (talk) 23:22, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I finally read Heart of Darkness last year. I started it in high school. Besides, the rebels in Star Wars were awesome. Just think of it like those guys.--kelapstick(on the run) 09:43, 24 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Saskatoon
 * Saudi Arabia
 * Toronto
 * User:Crisco 1492, how far are you from Papua?--kelapstick(on the run) 00:44, 29 August 2013 (UTC)

Oh, ow
According to Google Translate, English oh = Dutch oh, and English ow = Dutch ow. Is this accurate? If so, can you think of any reason a native speaker of Dutch would confuse the English terms? Lady of  Shalott  02:08, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I didn't know we said "ow"... What are we supposed to mean when we say that? Drmies (talk) 03:06, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Well I suppose that answers my query, doesn't it? It was prompted by the rather odd use of "ow" (twice, so doubtful that it's a mere typo) in the AfD of Miss Multiverse. Lady  of  Shalott  03:25, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * "Ow!" is what someone might say if administered a too vigorous Chinese burn, or whacks their thumb with a hammer for instance. Eric   Corbett  03:54, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * speaking from experience, it may typically accompanied by an expletive, depending on the person. -- Aunva6talk - contribs 04:20, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Wel (as the Dutch would say; you'd say "well"), that's all fine and dandy and I'm glad y'all are enjoying yourself. In the meantime, none of you bums are helping to blue the red links on Template:Wim T. Schippers or helping me bring all of the articles in it to DYK standard. What's the matter--y'all don't like absurdist television and radio? Bal gehakt! Reeds! Drmies (talk) 04:49, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * O (as the Dutch would say; you'd say "oh"), you mean "auw!" Why didn't you say so the first time? Drmies (talk) 04:52, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I'm dropping this in here to work on tomorrow: I'm sleepy now. Of course I fully expect someone to have added the appropriate text based on this article, and to use it as a reference for the bits and pieces still unreferenced in Gied Jaspars--who, as I am beginning to learn, was a true gem. Thanks in advance. Drmies (talk) 04:59, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * sorry, I don't read/speak dutch, so i'm really of no use in starting those articles. -- Aunva6talk - contribs 05:04, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * And you're from Minnesota? Look on the talk page of for what I'm trying to pull off. Drmies (talk) 05:21, 22 August 2013 (UTC)

I left you an "explain" tag in Wim T. Schippers... not that anything needs explanation, but something does need some rewording, and I wasn't sure how. Lady of  Shalott  00:45, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks for spotting that infelicity, a result of cutting and pasting. Drmies (talk) 02:16, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I figured it was something like that. I kept reading it over, but couldn't quite make out what it was meant to say, and only one word was missing. BTW, I'm (finally) listening to the audiobook of the Heaney translation of your favorite work. Lady  of  Shalott  02:56, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

Uninvolved comment would be appreciated
I would appreciate some uninvolved comment here, which has also spread to other places such as here and here. I think keeping at the first of these would be best but I'll leave that decision to you or to anyone else who spots this and would care to comment. Thanks. - Sitush (talk) 05:31, 22 August 2013 (UTC)


 * Brahmin (or Brahmana) refers to an individual belonging to the Hindu priest, artists, teachers, technicians class (varna or pillar of the society) and also to an individual belonging to the Brahmin tribe/caste into which an individual is born. I always thought that you need to be born into this, but of course I understand that people feel repressed by this, and would like to belong to this definition (cast), seeking new ways to get rid of the restrictions. But, I'm not an expert. Hafspajen (talk) 10:49, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Wow, that's a lot of stuff that I know little about. It's too complicated for me to tackle right now; I'll try again later. Drmies (talk) 02:23, 23 August 2013 (UTC)

GROM!
For quite some time there is a possibly Indian IP-hopping vandal active. The guy has the nasty habit adding capitals where they don't belong and removing proper links to create links to disambiguation pages. Examples of today: Zeenat Aman, Zeenat Aman filmography, Shabana Azmi, Feroz Khan, Tom Alter and Parvarish (1977 film)

Could you do me a favour and semi-protect each and every article related to film in India? Or give a range block to the IPs starting with 5., 90. and 94.?

Or do you have less devastating ideas to deal with this? <span style="font-family:'Old English Text MT',serif;color:green">The Banner <i style="color:maroon">talk</i> 12:47, 22 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmm. See, I wouldn't call this vandalism. It's complete and utter incompetence, that's true. They're trying to do something but they suck at it. Have you left them warnings at previous IPs? The only thing to do, really, is to try and talk to them. Or yeah, block every other IP in the world. Drmies (talk) 02:20, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * No, I did not leave him messages because he is hopping around over three ranges. I can only see it when another series of articles shows up on Articles With Multiple Dablinks. I did message him in the beginning but by now I have the idea that is is useless because in most cases the dastardly deeds were done "yesterday".
 * I don't believe any more that it is gross incompetence. Five to ten articles a run, about two to three times a week, for about two months. Every time the same pattern like this and this.
 * The most annoying thing is that I am following a vandal that is in fact out of my sight, I can only follow his trail and repair the damage done. <span style="font-family:'Old English Text MT',serif;color:green">The Banner <i style="color:maroon">talk</i> 07:31, 23 August 2013 (UTC) And yes, I should have added smileys to the original "proposal" as it was not realistic.
 * I got it without the smileys; geen zorgen. See, I don't do range blocks, so I really can't help with that. Maybe a post on ANI can help, since it will get a wider audience of admins who do that sort of thing. Still, I don't think it's vandalism, but that's also because I've not seen what all you've seen; based on that one IP's contributions I couldn't say anything more than "dom". BTW, I've never seen that tool you use--to use it to track someone like this, that's pretty clever. No wonder we could build a country out of mud. Now, as for semi-protection, I'm not against it, but only if it's a relatively limited set that get butchered fairly frequently. It's like with the Big Loser vandal (see up on this talk page somewhere)--a record, with a list of articles and IPs, is very helpful for us poor admins. And in the meantime, We zijn weer thuis still isn't written. Drmies (talk) 13:55, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * It is not that I track himher, I just recognize the pattern. <span style="font-family:'Old English Text MT',serif;color:green">The Banner <i style="color:maroon">talk</i> 21:47, 23 August 2013 (UTC)


 * You probably already know that nl.wp has an article, but with zero references. Lady  of  Shalott  14:05, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yeah, most of those articles are little more than funny plot summaries and a cast. Again, we have them beat. Hey, thanks so much for your help: I'm in way over my head here, haha, and can hardly keep all the articles and their references straight. But the man totally deserves to be written up properly. Did you see the international reviews I found for Going to the Dogs? I remember that play--I didn't go see it, but it sure raised some eyebrows. And I missed most of those shows: I didn't have liberal parents or friends at the time and went to a very Calvinist high school where they didn't appreciate them progressive Christians with their nudity and stuff. BTW, in the 1970s the VPRO was still run by Protestant ministers, so you can imagine how far those guys went out on a limb. Time has proven them right, of course--it's the best TV broadcaster I know of, besides maybe the BBC; their documentaries (many of them international, and deep and slow, made with great respect for their subjects) are among the best I've ever seen. What's his face on PBS can't touch them. They were also the ones to show things like Shoah and Heimat, groundbreaking and quality films and series. On a par with Schippers, perhaps even better, were Van Kooten en De Bie. Drmies (talk) 17:47, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I stuck something in at Jacques Plafond; pls chck that my exiguous Dutch didn't let me down. Yngvadottir (talk) 18:04, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * That's hilarious! Thanks! Six hundred more characters and you get co-credit on that monster DYK, if it ever takes off. Drmies (talk) 18:13, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * , I love you like a son, but I had to merge Jacques into his radioshow. But I won't forget your help. Drmies (talk) 00:07, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

Know anything about this?
I know you have your hands full of wasted peanut butter and nudity on Dutch television, but when you have a minute, you might enjoy The Smallest House in Amsterdam. Lady of  Shalott  05:29, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * What do you mean, "wasted"? So, what's up with the article? You could consider a user name block, but we probably have bigger fish to fry. OK, now I see the 'reference'. I'll look around, and will probably block. Drmies (talk) 13:59, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Not blocking yet, I don't feel like it. Need coffee. Didn't come home until after 10 last night. There's sources here (in English), from the obligatory Lonely Planet world of literature... Drmies (talk) 14:03, 23 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hah, I wasn't suggesting a block. I just thought it was kind of cute. I'll take a look at the sources you found at some point. Lady  of  Shalott  02:34, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Sorry, I was in a stern frame of mind, trying to act like an admin after all this article-writing nonsense. Sure, cute--not my neighborhood, haha, I rarely went there. I'd love to take you and all y'all there for a weekend of sightseeing. Hey, one more to do in the Schippers series (I'm dropping Plafond over the vloer--too inconsequential and not enough sources), We zijn weer thuis, which I watched, and it was really funny. One of the things I liked about it is that Nel van der Hoed-Smulders had three sons, and one of them was inexplicably black--and it was never even brought up as an issue. Drmies (talk) 02:49, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Oh, I'd love to have you show me around the area. I need to go to Zagreb with my friend Nina, and Mary wants to take me to Algeria, and I want to go vist Okland and other parts of Transylvania with those new friends. I bet K could give a good tour of parts of Mongolia.... so many places. Someday, maybe. Hey I got to hang out at the pool this evening with a bunch of Transylvanians and Art Rosenbaum as well as other friends.  Lady  of  Shalott  03:01, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Sounds like fun, Lady. Hey, the poet I'm thinking about bringing to campus next spring is a Transylvanian also. And he plays "John Henry"? Did he? When we go to Amsterdam you can sit on the back of my bike. And I do want K-stick to show us around Mongolia. And Mandarax to take us out to Burning Man--, did I tell you my colleague can't go cause she broke her ankle but she can't give you her ticket (I asked) because that's not how it works (anymore)? Also, I really want to go to Algeria. Drmies (talk) 03:24, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Awww, thanks for thinking of me and asking! Coincidentally, a friend just decided last minute to go. I was wondering how anyone could possibly even consider going to Burning Man last minute. Basically, it's like the Macy's Thanksgiving parade – the day after one year's is over, ya' gotta start working on next year's. However, it you'd wrangled me a ticket, I certainly would've somehow managed to work it out. M AN d ARAX  •  XAЯA b ИA M  04:54, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Wouldn't it be? We could have quite the tour with those places listed alone. Just to clarify, Rosembaum [gonna have to do something about that redlink - I'm pretty sure he's wp:notable] is not Transylvanian; he's local (just in case that was ambiguous). No, he didn't do "John Henry". He did sing a song about moonshining, and he had his portable recording equipment, which he used to record the Transylvanians (teens plus two adult chaperones) singing folk songs in Hungarian to play on his radio program. Too bad about your colleague's neither being able to go to Burning Man, nor to pass along her ticket. Lady  of  Shalott  03:40, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I just started a google search, and now I see why you asked about "John Henry". I feel silly with my explanation now. Suffice it to say he plays and does much more than that one song. Lady  of  Shalott  03:47, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * It's a great song, and I have a great version here on CD, from the early 1900s. I'll be glad to help out; I'm almost done with the Schippers stuff. I encourage COI editing--under the right circumstances of course, since often "COI" means "I know something about this shit". Drmies (talk) 03:53, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Great! I'll start something in my sandbox - probably just a one liner tonight as it's late and my choir call is at sadistically early time in the morning. User:LadyofShalott/Art Rosenbaum will be blue shortly. I don't think this will be terrbily COI actually. I've never had the chance to meet him before tonight, though I've heard his name for years. Lady  of  Shalott  04:11, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * OK I have a badly written start, but it is a start, and there should be plenty to add, just not when I'm tired out of my mind. Who's the Transylvanian poet you want to bring over? What language do they write in? (And if it's Hungarian or Romanian, how did you get familiar with them? You don't read either of those do you?) The folks we have visiting are all Hungarian speakers from the Szekely Land. Lady  of  Shalott  04:34, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Real Transylvanian speak  German, (speaks also sometimes Romanian), and Hungarian  here is one of them, a Hungarian  who    Kallós Zoltán also has spent over half a century documenting folk music. Maybe some stuff something for an article also in English, like Art Rosenbaum. Old friend of mine, too, Kallós Zoltán. A modern Johannes Caioni  ( Some music from Transilvania http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDFNw0cYeP4 for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUQ_metO8PU) Warrington(talk) 10:01, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Click on the link, Lady, and that should clear up the language issue quickly enough. It's Maurice Manning. Drmies (talk) 01:22, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * OK apparently I'm just bound to feel silly in this conversation. :) Lady  of  Shalott  02:16, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Haha. As it happens, I was watching bits and pieces of Underworld: Rise of the Lycans tonight. Drmies (talk) 02:52, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Don't feel silly, look up him instead.) Warrington(talk) 10:01, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Heh, probably a good strategy, W. I'm making a little progress on the Rosenbaum draft, after what Drmies contributed. Unlike some people I could name, I'm slow at that. Lady  of  Shalott  01:35, 27 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Lady, there is always someone who will speak English around there, no problem with that. You will see.  Warrington(talk) 10:01, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

World Mission Society Church of God
Perhaps one of your talk page stalkers would look at this article. Until relatively recently, it was moderate in size and subject to the usual contentiousness of this kind of article. Then two IPs from very different parts of the world - and, strangely, neither from Korea - came along and have dramatically increased the size of the article, replete with lots of Korean sources and lengthy Korean quotes (very helpful in an English wikipedia). I admit I can't bear to look at it, so when all else fails ... --Bbb23 (talk) 01:30, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hmm. Drmies (talk) 01:58, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks for removing some of the material, Drmies. I've removed the ref quotes (can't stand 'em). I removed both the English and the Korean ones to be even-handed about it. The article is still bloated and problably poorly sourced, but I ain't gonna wade through the Korean sources and attempt poor machine translations. Maybe someone who understands Korean will come along and they can fight about it. Bilingual fights are always so much more entertaining.--Bbb23 (talk) 15:17, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Somebody came to the Teahouse a few days ago asking for advice about using some Korean court documents in this article. Something about a lawsuit between one of these Korean churches and a publisher who put out a critical book. I advised (strongly) against use of such primary sources, and asked if secondary sources such as major newspapers had covered the court case. Skimming the article is tough. Reading the talk page is far worse. True Believers at work.  Cullen <sup style="color:purple;">328  Let's discuss it  03:52, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Hey all. I asked about something similar some time ago here. FYI - I am not one of the two IPs that are involved and have only been jumping in recently to fix grammar and participate in the talk page.  Superfly94 (talk) 19:09, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Jim, I only just now remember that a few days ago I saw something funny. It's coming back to me as I'm typing this. Yes--it was a license plate or a sticker on an out-of-state car, and it said something like "I♥CULLEN". Another true believer, clearly. Drmies (talk) 21:07, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

Ruud van Hemert
Great work in expanding his article!  Lugnuts  Dick Laurent is dead 09:08, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Sure thing--thanks for getting it started. Drmies (talk) 17:23, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

You admin people
What is wrong with User:PaleCloudedWhite's talkpage? Isn't this suposed to be ~ ~ ~ ~transformed into a signature? It does'n work there. Or here http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Hafspajen&diff=569657633&oldid=569656294 Anyone? Any stalkers? Warrington (talk) 11:06, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Someone didn't close the poem with ... most likely. Doing so now would make all sig's your sig, and thus would need a little bit of history-digging to use unsigned  ES  &#38;L  11:58, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Thanks. It did. :):):):):) All comments are Hafspajen now, o sorrow, o dear. Hafspajen (talk) 12:02, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

Michel Sicard
Here's one for you and your fellow polyglot and multi-art connoisseurs who hang out here. fr:Michel Sicard. Bio on his homepage (the, ahem, obvious source of the Biographie section of the French Wikipedia article). Their article is festooned with templates; I deleted its recreation here, Michel Sicard, as A2 and it had been previously deleted for the same reason. The creator now tells me Sicard himself is the actual author. I referred him to WP:ARTIST but then reading the bio in isolation and poking around Google, I wondered whether the French article isn't approaching notability the wrong way. M. Sicard comes up a few times on Google Books for his work on Sartre, which involves a friendship/collaboration. He's edited key texts and an interview he conducted with Sartre gets cited. On the other hand the art I have yet to find in RS. (Oh, and to add to the fun on Google News, he is presumably not the Michel Sicard who is technical expert to the French fencing team.) I don't think he meets general notability or WP:ARTIST, but does he maybe meet WP:PROF? Yngvadottir (talk) 19:05, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I am SO tempted to start chopping there--but what's "not a resume" and "lacks secondary sourcing" and "nothing but puffery" in French? Drmies (talk) 19:41, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I haven't looked at the deleted version; that's too many clicks. So far I find nothing but mentions of the interview with Sartre and de Beauvoir in Obliques 18-19, and a bibliographical bit on Sartre. (I saw no editing of key texts.) As for PROF, the experts are and maybe  (whose French might even be better than yours!). That French article surely is something. I wonder how long it takes for someone there to get busy with it. Drmies (talk) 19:52, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I think they've employed a lot of the relevant French terminology in the variety of tastefully colored templates at the top of the article '-) There's this and this on the importance of that interview, but now taht I am back from the grocery store, it does seem the editing was confined to the issue of Obliques. He's also collaborated with Michel Butor: list here. Hard to know exactly how much weight to put on his professorship, too. I could presumably wring a bit more out of Google News by adding "- escrime". If anyone else here, such as the 2 you pinged, wants to create a new article, have at :-) Yngvadottir (talk) 21:06, 25 August 2013 (UTC) ... ROFL I see you couldn't resist. Yngvadottir (talk) 21:08, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Ha, well, yes, I couldn't resist. Did you see I got reverted by a bot, Salebot? It even texted me: "Salaud!" it said. Drmies (talk) 21:19, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Not that I saw, it didn't :-) Still, that was splendid fun - you reverted it right back and went on with the "grosse suppression" :-) What I suppose I ought to do is rephrase that copyvio biography section. But there are oodles of people with better French than me, so I will sleep first and then look again :-) Yngvadottir (talk) 21:43, 25 August 2013 (UTC)
 * " Professeur des Universités - 1 ère classe at Paris-Sorbonne I"  and the honorary degree from Harbin are excellent evidence of notability as WP:PROF; he is almost certainly also notable as a writer and  as an artist.  Drmies, one point:  I think that section on "Oeuvres dans les collections publiques" you removed are not library holdings of his writings, but holdings of his "Artist's books"  which are artwork, and they're the evidence of notability we use for creative artists  Such works are as likely to end up in the special collections of a library as in a museum. You're more qualified than I am to finish with it, but I could do a summarized English version if you do not want to.   DGG ( talk ) 00:16, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Perhaps, David. I've reverted. It's nonetheless an awful thing to have to let stand. Drmies (talk) 00:58, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I have no idea about the importance of an honorary degree from Harbin (generally that confers notability, but I feel you never know with a Chinese university nowadays), but being "professeur première classe" does not, in my opinion, automatically confer notability. Rather, like being full professor at a major US university, it means that someone probably is notable. Just my 2c. (And for once, I have to say "thanks" to the new notification system, because I don't keep this page on my watchlist -too much activity here and not enough time to follow it all- so I wouldn't have seen this without the little red block on top of the page... :-) --Randykitty (talk) 09:10, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Yes, I was also unsure how much weight to give to the honorary professorship from Harbin or the professorial position (although I know of one article that was kept simply because of tenure at Berkeley) ; plus I recently dealt with another article about an artist who contributed to "art books" that were in the library holdings at places like Stanford and MOMA and that was represented as his works being in their art collections, which I did not buy, personally ... so I'm not sure about that either. As I say, I'm finding sources chiefly about the academic association with Sartre, but haven't yet drilled down into press coverage; if he's one of those French academics who pontificates in the press I would imagine that's his best ticket to an article. Poor chap, if he looks in here I hope he realizes we're essentially trying to find him a way in ... in the meantime I had already told the creator of the article (who says he has been acting on behalf of the prof. himself) to start again in userspace (I've given him this link multiple times) or to go the AfC route, so if he does so, we can build on whatever he comes up with, especially if he follows my admonition to put in references. Otherwise if anyone feels sure enough, they can give them both what I hope would be the happy surprise of a stub. But at this point I'm not sure I could save an article on this guy at AfD, so it won't be me, much though I cherish the "palimpsest Berlin" art movement. Yngvadottir (talk) 12:02, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * Is he the same tossuer who produced Rare French Artist Book MICHEL BUTOR & MICHEL SICARD Bientot L'Automne?  (Artist book with original text by Michel Butor, reproduced via seriagraphy from his manuscript with original drawings and embellishments in color in ink and acrylic by Michel Sicard.  Loose folded sheets in hand-painted paper cover in a slipcase designed by Sicard.  One of 15 deluxe copies with a suite of 5 drawings in acrylic, initialed by Sicard.  The book itself is numbered and signed by author and artist. No writing plates or other markings.  A fine copy in thick paper wrappers with delicate cello wrapping which shows a few small tears.  Comes in hand-illustrated hard slipcase which in and of itself is a work of art.) J'avais besoin de cela- mon Andrex c'est terminée.    — Preceding unsigned comment added by Xanthomelanoussprog (talk • contribs) 07:09, 27 August 2013 (UTC)

You're welcome
It was probably a Google Translate. I don't seem to get into the Foreign Parts so much these days - apart from identifying strange languages at PNT. I have managed to get on the Marathi and Mongolian Wikipedias amongst 20 or so others, and cheated on the Mongolian one by leaving an edit summary in Russian. GT is OK for the near-to-English languages, and totally useless for Chinese and Japanese. Unless the article about a Chinese hotel had really meant to say that it had bandits in every room. All good fun, and probably legal. Peridon (talk) 23:20, 25 August 2013 (UTC)

Bleahhh
Thanks and ugh and similar expressions of distaste. I wouldn't have a Facebook account if it were the sole requirement for a tenured position. Well, maybe if it were the sole requirement for an ordentliche Professur at Berlin. Yngvadottir (talk) 15:23, 26 August 2013 (UTC)
 * I remember applying for a position in Germany; one was required to send in a portrait photo. Why they didn't pick me must always remain a mystery. My Facebook account is completely incognito; no one knows it's me. No one. Drmies (talk) 16:22, 26 August 2013 (UTC)

Thanks
Thanks, I never knew about a personal sandbox page.
 * Sure thing. Note also that your history is preserved. Drmies (talk) 18:47, 26 August 2013 (UTC)