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The Donner Pass Derby is an American soccer rivalry between the two USL Championship (USLC) clubs located in central California and western Nevada, separated by the portion of Interstate 80 that passes close by the location of Donner Pass.

Results
Home team is listed on the left, away team is listed on the right. Home team's score is listed first.

=Scale of Weights= The scale of weights is a system of thoroughbred horse race handicapping devised in the mid-19th century by Admiral Henry John Rous, steward of the Jockey Club of England. It is intended to equalize the performance of horses of different ages and sexes at a variety of distances.

The current scale of weights:

-In races of intermediate lengths, the weights for the shorter distance are carried.

-In races exclusively for 3-year-olds or 4-year-olds, the weight shall be 126 pounds, and in races exclusively for 2-year-olds, it shall be 122 pounds.

-In a race, except handicaps and races where the conditions expressly state to the contrary, the scale of weights shall be less, by the following: for fillies 2 years old, 3 pounds; for mares 3 years old and upwards, 5 pounds, before September 1 and 3 pounds thereafter.

-In all overnight races except handicaps, not more than 6 pounds may be deducted from the scale of weights for age, except for allowances, but in no case may the total allowances of any type reduce the lowest weight below 101 pounds, except that this minimum weight need not apply to 2-year-olds or 3-year-olds when racing with older horses.

-In overnight handicaps and in claiming handicaps, the top weight may not be less than 122 pounds.

-Weight penalties are obligatory.

-Weight allowance, including apprentice allowance, shall be claimed at time of overnight entry.

-The weight allowance may not be abandoned after the posting of entries except by consent of the stewards.

-Penalties and allowances of weight are not cumulative, unless so declared by the conditions of a race.

-A horse shall start with only the allowance of weight to which he is entitled at the time of starting, regardless of his allowance at the time of entry.

-A horse incurring weight penalties for a race is not entitled to the weight allowances for that race.

-A horse not entitled to the first weight allowance in a race is not entitled to the second, and so on.

-A claim of weight allowance to which a horse is not entitled does not disqualify unless protest is made in writing and lodged with the stewards at least 60 minutes before post time.

-A horse may not incur a weight penalty or be barred from a race for having been placed second or lower in a race.

-A horse may not be given a weight allowance for failure to finish second or in any lower place in a race.

-Penalties incurred in steeplechase or hurdle races do not apply to races on the flat or vice versa.

-When the decision of a race is in dispute, the horses involved in the dispute with respect to the credit of the winner shall be liable to the weight penalties attached to the winning of that race until a winner has been adjudged.

-Eligibility, penalties and allowances of weight for races will be determined after considering the reports, records and statistics published by the Daily Racing Form and Morning Telegraph.

-A race not reported in Daily Racing Form or Morning Telegraph may not be considered unless otherwise stated in the conditions of the race, except that, in the case of an imported horse, the racing record of the horse shall be filed with the racing secretary prior to time entry is made to qualify for eligibility. This section does not apply in the classification of maidens.

-A horse may not incur a weight penalty for a placement from which he is disqualified, but a horse placed through the disqualification of another horse shall incur the weight penalties of that placement.

-A horse involved in a dead heat for first place is liable to weight penalty for the amount received.

"The Bad Fish Paradigm" is an episode of the American comedy television series The Big Bang Theory. It first aired on CBS in the United States on September 28, 2008. It is the first episode of the second season of the series and the eighteenth episode overall.

Plot
Leonard and Penny are concluding their date that began during the Season 1 finale. As they share a kiss, Leonard notices a remote controlled webcam observing their activities. Desiring privacy, Leonard suggests that they go into Penny's apartment, which she misinterprets as an attempt to "go fast" (get more intimate). Leonard attempts to set a second date, but Penny responds that they should slow things down and "wing it". Inside his apartment, Leonard confronts Howard about his spying. They argue over interpretation of how the date went: Leonard opines that slowing things down is an attempt to savor the progress of the relationship, while Howard likens the slowing down to tasting a bad piece of fish and preparing to spit it out.

Later, Penny and Sheldon run into each other in the apartment building's laundry room. Penny inquires about Leonard's past love interests, their education, and their levels of intelligence. Penny confesses that she lied to Leonard about completing community college. She admonishes Sheldon to keep her secret, to which Sheldon protests, professing an inability to be secretive and deceptive. Penny informs Sheldon that friendship requires the keeping of confidences, and he will have to find a way to do so. Sheldon then expresses surprise that they have become friends.

= 2019 Cascadia Cup Table / Results=

=Goggins Ribbon Rack=

Awards and decorations
=Penalty Shootout Win/Loss Experiment=

Match results
=Four Corners Cup Table / Results=

=2022 San Jose Earthquakes season=

The 2022 season is the San Jose Earthquakes' 40th year of existence, their 24th season in Major League Soccer and their 14th consecutive season in the top-flight of American soccer.