Wikipedia:April Fools/April Fools' Day 2014

List of events:

Articles

 * Justin Bieber was nominated for deletion.
 * Pennsylvania Department of Transportation was nominated for deletion.
 * In return, Ohio Department of Transportation was nominated for deletion.
 * Lunch has a food pun-filled AfD.
 * Auburn University and the University of Alabama are nominated for deletion on the basis that Jimmy Wales must choose one of two football teams.
 * Geology is nominated for deletion on the grounds that it is obviously fictional.
 * Jeopardy! is nominated for deletion on the basis of not being in the form of a question.
 * Notability in the English Wikipedia is nominated for deletion for being non-notable.
 * Stephen Colbert is nominated for deletion.
 * That Mitchell and Webb Look is Wangernumbed
 * Windows XP is nominated for deletion.
 * Alternative medicine is nominated for deletion as a fringe theory.
 * Rickrolling is nominated for deletion for being completely unsourced.
 * And then List of successful rickrolls is seriously nominated.
 * Human feces is nominated for deletion as a conflict of interest.
 * Vandalism is nominated for deletion for having no vandalism in it to demonstrate notability.
 * Twitter is nominated for deletion for being longer than 140 characters.
 * Motel 6 is nominated for deletion for failing to leave the light on.
 * Madness is nominated for deletion on the grounds that it is blasphemy.
 * Stand-your-ground law is nominated for deletion.
 * Finland is nominated for deletion as imminently redundant to the Russia page.
 * Pangaea is nominated for deletion for being no longer notable.
 * Alternative rock was nominated for deletion since rock is good enough so no need to alternative.
 * Human is AfD'd for WP:COI (for the fourth time now).
 * Zoidberg is AfD'd with a not-so-subtle reference to his catchphrase on the internet.
 * Drug is PROD'ed.
 * Lorem ipsum is nominated for deletion.
 * Solar System is nominated for deletion.
 * New York City is nominated for deletion on the grounds that it is too boring.

Project pages

 * Miscellany for deletion is nominated for the 4th time
 * and its nomination is subsequently nominated.
 * Citation needed is nominated for deletion.
 * Notability is nominated for deletion for not meeting Wikipedia's notability requirements.
 * ‪Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Log/2014 April 1‬ is nominated for deletion…
 * and so is its nomination…
 * and its nomination (twice!)
 * and its nomination...
 * and its nomination!
 * Oh, and its nomination page as well.
 * This page is nominated for deletion.
 * ...and of course that nomination is also nominated for deletion.
 * ............. and then that nomination is also nominated for deletion (twice).
 * Rules for Fools is nominated for deletion.
 * Arguments to avoid in deletion discussions is nominated for deletion for the third time.
 * and the discussion itself is nominated unironically.
 * Articles for deletion is nominated for deletion again.
 * That nomination is seriously nominated for being at AfD rather than MfD.

Special pages

 * Special:Listusers is nominated for MFD
 * Special:UserLogout is nominated for deletion.

User pages

 * User:TenPoundHammer is nominated for deletion as blatant advertising, and then actually deleted (for the second year in a row).
 * User:Tokyogirl79 is nominated for deletion over concerns of ownership and hoaxes.

Other nominations

 * Willy on Wheels was nominated for adminship again.
 * Featured articles is nominated for FA status.
 * The Twelfth Doctor is nominated for extermination.
 * The nominating user is then "blocked" for running an unapproved Dalek.
 * Doge has been nominated for FA status. shibe on!
 * Featured lists is nominated for FL status.
 * The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are nominated for merging on the grounds that they're too similar and the distinction is artificial.
 * , a doppelganger, is nominated for adminship.
 * Good (a disambiguation page) is, for clearly being a "Good" article.

General tomfoolery

 * All your base are belong to us ON WHEELS! is listed at DRV.
 * User:Jimbo Wales is reported for indef blocking.1 April 2014 00:57 UTC
 * And blocked.
 * Your face is listed at DRV.
 * And is then redirected to Your Face, an actual article.
 * It is proposed that Requests for Adminship be replaced with a system where users pay for adminship.
 * StevenD99 returns from a long wikibreak and replaces all the links on his userpage to a link that will rickroll everybody. This is what happened.
 * A hoax notice about Earth being AfD'd (which had been done eight times before and was explicitly asked not to in 2014) was put on this page.
 * Windows 2000 was listed on REFUND.
 * Wikivoyage listed Wikipedia as the Destination of the Month
 * The S.S. Naked Sun from Kill la Kill gets inducted into the MSDF.
 * There is no discussion about redirects here
 * Upside Down (disambiguation) is turned upside down.
 * WP:BOLD is boldly redirected to Star Trek.
 * HMS Vanguard (23) lives again.
 * WP:VANDAL is redirected to Special:ActiveUsers.
 *  At 23:59, VVVVVV is flipped upside down.
 * Horse worship is redirected to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom.