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Hey
What's up? I go by the name Epicgenius on Wikipedia, though you can call me "Epic" or "EG" for short (or anything that incorporates significant parts of my name that will get my attention&hellip;)[citation needed ]. I am actually Chinese in real life[citation is urgently needed, but apparently it is hidden somewhere ], and currently live somewhere that is cooler than where you live, even if you live where I live.

The following is a really exaggerated history of me.[citation still needed, and yet this tag will flounder around indefinitely ]



He does NOT likes unicorns (specifically My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) (no, not really) the New York City Subway  people saying stupid things about foxes  football  being a monkey (COULD YOU PLEASE NOT ADD ANY MORE TEXT? THANK YOU!) stuff.

He has an account under the same name on Uncyclopedia but doesn't really care for it. For reasons unclear to him, he has been blocked as of 15 November 2013. He's also Epicgenius on The Test Wiki. (Yes, I really am.)

He thinks the Chinatown Ice Cream Factory in New York City sells good ice cream.

His current local time is. Not that he cares—he's up virtually 24/7! (Except nights, generally 10 PM to 6 AM.)

He has been referring to himself in the third person for the past four paragraphs and will now refer to himself in the first person.



Your introduction to Epicgenius
The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Actually, this is so very, very, not true at all. Read on...

A Short and Fictional Origins Biography with No Relation to Actual People or Dogs in Real Life, Completely Written in a Third Person Perspective (NOT!)


Epic (Genius, also genius) is a genius named Epic (Genius). Born to a genius and a genius, in 조선민주주의인민공화국, the capital of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, a.k.a Naughty Korea, Epicgenius fled to the other half of Korea, codenamed Nice Korea, on a five-dollar rubber boat, purchased from local Naughty Korean Lottemart stores, when he was just around 6.4 years old, and was fortunately successful! After two hours and fifty two minutes in Nice Korea, Epicgenius was finally granted official asylum in it. Epicgenius adapted to the peaceful life in Nice Korea, glad that he was free of the clutches of the Naughty Elites and their master, Kim Jong Very Very Ill. However, things took a turn when Gangnam Style was born. Epicgenius could not swallow the idea of fat Kim Jong Un lookalikes dancing and galloping like a boss (or a hoss), and decided to find further peace, in Singapore, next to Hong Kong, where the only noise was Lee Kuan (Loves) You mumbling about fertility rates (that was better than Oppa Gangnam). Contented, Epicgenius bought a one-room flat in Orchard (also known as a public toilet cubicle) for just five hundred dollars, but he was not yet 100% happy with just free water and soap and toilet bowl. Thus, Epicgenius got himself a laptop, which he cleverly swapped with his "home". Then he traded the laptop for a flower, and the flower for a chicken, and the chicken for a donkey, and the donkey for an elephant, and the elephant for a Godzilla-species dinosaur, and that for a house. This time, the house was a six room landed property in the Istana; Tony Tan liked dinosaurs, in turned out. Then, he moved to Iraq and almost instantaneously, it got bombed by some clown, so he had to go to the United States. And that's the end. Epicgenius lived happily ever after and creates crappy Wikipedia (and Uncyclopedia) articles like this. He probably lives in Queens, New York, but isn't sure because he does not know if the world as we know it even exists (see below).

Awesome fake bio, part 2
Epicgenius never existed. He is just a part of your imagination. In fact, all of existence as you know it is part of your imagination.

Disclaimer
The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Wow, that was a nice disclaimer. Let's read it again!

Disclaimer 2
The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Disclaimer 3
The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Disclaimer 4
Nah, you know the drill.

Trivia


(Hey! You can actually already find most of these info above!)

But first, see this
The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

General facts

 * Epicgenius's name is Epicgenius?
 * Epicgenius is awesome epic?
 * He's a genius?
 * Epicgenius is not, I repeat not, related to Kim Jong-un the Genius?
 * Epicgenius's favourite food is chocolate-flavoured chocolate?
 * He's a distant relative of Einstein the Genius?
 * He really DOES believe in awesomeness?
 * Epicgenius's real name is actually not Epicgenius. Betcha didn't know!

NOT
Epicgenius is not:
 * [insert IQ lower than 100 here]
 * [insert ridiculously low or ridiculously high age here]
 * [insert weird job here]
 * [insert name of famous person here] the Genius
 * [insert silly animal here]
 * [insert religion here]
 * [insert other silly animal here]
 * Any of these users

Disclaimer
The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Disclaimer, again
The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Vanity section
Don't take this seriously.
 * Epicgenius wrote, single-handedly, articles on the English Wikipedia.
 * Epicgenius has made about edits to the English Wikipedia.
 * Epicgenius has made edits per article on the English Wikipedia.

Disclaimer
The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true.

Disclaimer, yes again
The preceding is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The preceding statement is true. Okay, I'll stop now.

Hey!
Stop with the disclaimers already! The only thing that is true is the lead, the infobox, and the userboxes.

You asked for it
Atomic bomb launch DO NOT PRESS!!! (This atomic bomb was shamelessly stolen from User:A520.)

No, seriously
I do live in New York City. And I do attend school. I think I'm in secondary (or tertiary...) school, but by the time I write this, it would already have been outdated. My name, age, and other potentially identifying information that I don't want to give out is... &#91;ATTENTION! CONFIDENTIAL!&#93;

Gallery
Disclaimer: None of the captions in this section are true.

Really serious section (lol)
No, really.

Welcome to the museum of epic genius (deliberately spelled that way). This is my new, and obviously pretty lame, userpage. My old, and much funnier, userpage is here. Unless you want a double entendre right now...

"When I'm hungry, I want a pepperoni pizza. When they're taking too long, I want my pieprzony pizza."

- Some guy's comment on Reddit (for more stuff like this, see here).

As a wise man once said...

"It all starts with ooga booga... ooga booga shooga dooga."

- Someone who probably didn't intend to ooga booga

And as a dumb person once said...

"$5+5+5≠15$."

Main gallery
We are a museum representing the great and supreme Epicgenius. On this site, you will find a series of awesome maintenance that Epicgenius has done to articles. You will be impressed. Otherwise you are wasting your time.

Comments by the subject
No, I'm not giving out any confidential information. It may blow up Wikipedia! (Very funny. Oh yeah, I live in New York City.)

So, I am years old, my full name is, and I live on  Street,. My phone number is.

Also, for a brief etymology of my name: I edit at genius.com, and I am a contributor of epic proportions here. Ha!

Actually, I am more like Nikola Tesla, 100 years ahead of my time, but... no, I'm not.



Contributions
Articles significantly expanded include:


 * NYC-related articles (current project)
 * Lots of train articles (I mean lots)
 * Copyediting for errors (factual and typos), and MOS
 * Adding references and wikifying where fit
 * Anti-vandalism, using STiki, Twinkle, and Vada, and in the future, if I ever get time, Huggle

FAQ
block;">Can you read backward? I can do that too.
 * Who? My initials are (though if you came here from Disqus, Facebook, Twitter, or Google Plus, I will vehemently assert that my name is not what it claims to be).
 * What? A teenager at the time of registration. I am still at school. I am male.
 * When? Since November 9, 2012.
 * Where? New York City. Not Staten Island.
 * Why? I don't know. I got a life, but unfortunately no girlfriend yet. :(
 * How? Using a computer.
 * Are you fat? No, I'm not.
 * Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? George Washington Alexander Hamilton The other Alexander Hamilton. For real.
 * Who again? United States.
 * 你说中文吗? I'm Chinese. Are you seriously asking me if I speak Chinese?!
 * Do you speak English, then? Well, duh.
 * Do you like to move it? See this, will you?
 * How many cars do you own? Me, zero. My family, multiple.
 * Do you take the subway? Do I have a choice?
 * How good are you in...? Well, I am good at chess, music, math, writing, etc. I am smart and super-awesome. Hence my username. HAHAHA!
 * How old are you? Most people in my age range wouldn't know what a rotary telephone looks like.
 * Who what when where why how? See above.
 * Can you read upside down? Yes.
 * How about upside down backward? I can do that as well.
 * Confused now? Well, are you? I can read in five directions. I am epic a genius and epic.

On a very grave note

 * Are you a troll? No.
 * Are you here to warn me about vandalism? Wrong page.
 * Are you here to call me a dumbass? Really? Refer to below infobox and then check here.
 * Can you stop pushing a POV? What POV?

No, seriously

 * What type of Wikipedian are you exactly? An inclusionist. I like to keep as much good content as possible and throw out all the bad text like vandalism, spam, etc.
 * How many edits do you have? Over 80, according to my edit count.
 * Need help? See village pump or reference desk.

About that...
Actually, I do have a COI with a couple BLPs and a couple articles under the purview of WP:NYC, including two under both WP:SCHOOLS and WP:NYC.

Seriously, now!
I'm about to delete this section because it is nonsense...!!

Mr. Genius needs to be Monkeyfied. Please format this brainiac according to the guidelines laid out at Guide to layout.

Wait, I'm a chimp??!?!??! HAHAHA!!! You just got pwned.

Image gallery
I stole this from User:EEng because it was funny.





After ANI

<- - - - - Travails of the copyeditor - - - - ->































Something about traffic lights



 * If you cross the street against the red 'Don't walk' sign and get hit by a truck, you don't yell at the driver.
 * —Wikipedia user Kudpung

Let's end on a good note
Some quotes:
 * Wikipedia or other Wikimedia sites aren't jobs or anything and people shouldn't feel like they have to edit. People don't have to call it "retiring" either. No one retires from watching movies or playing games lol, unless its a clan in an MMO but people don't get upset about that anyway. – WikiOriginal-9
 * This is a great project with a lot of great people. Such a small group has done a tremendous amount. – Shadowjams
 * Our much-touted slogan is "the encyclopedia that anyone can edit". In principle that has to include experts, and people creating their first article. It also has to include unregistered editors. Most of us made our first edits before registering. Almost all of us occasionally get logged out without our realising it (for one thing, Mediawiki requires a separate log-in and when returning to Wikipedia, one finds oneself logged-out.) – Yngvadottir

More stuff
''Insults, if you want to sound Shakespearean. Man, you are so antiquated. Credit: here''  Don't call names, ! You have been noticed using opprobrious epithets. It's payback time from the User:RexxS/Shakespearean insults! To activate the Insultspout and receive fresh insults, click [ ]. Note that all insults generated by the Spout are guaranteed literary and cultured, unlike the nasty things you said,.

''Puns. Credit: here''

Busted

 * The Teen Who Exposed a Professor’s Myth. Hey! I was supposed to do that!

Gallery of random funny stuff

 * DONUTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * They don't know how to park a car. Idiots...
 * A very fitting license plate (Get it? (this is not original, though; someone in CA and CO also has this Nikola license for their Tesla.) OK, moving on, we want to get to the Wikipedia stuff...)
 * Another license plate! YAY!!!

Awful, but still pretty epic

 * (212 entries)


 * User:Rhobite/Wikispam
 * Fraser Hobday (a real person)
 * This is more of promotion than vandalism, he had a longer article than some professional footballers at one point, topping off at 3000 words. BEST ARTICLE EVER!!! (According to other people, because apparently it went viral.) According to Signpost: "Yahoo! Eurosport UK marveled (October 27) at the lengthy Wikipedia article for nineteen year old footballer Fraser Hobday, goalkeeper for Highland Football League team Huntly F.C.. Media outlets noted that the article, at 3271 words, was longer than Wikipedia articles for notable professional players like Joe Hart."
 * Ufuk Uras (a real person)
 * Yep, there's a place that's really called "Yolo"
 * SE 194W
 * The Almighty Razzo
 * "It is said that Razzo can take the form of an eagle. There have only been a few sightings of an eagle wearing socks and sandles. Whenever there is a thunderstorm, Razzo is fighting a god in search of his true past and on his ever longing quest to free humanity from oppression. Razzo's stage name was Muhammad. Razzo's sandles allow him to have wings. While his sandles allow him to have a ginormous penis. Like twenty feet." LOL


 * Wernkology
 * "Wernkology is the study of wernk."


 * Page blanking, 2 years
 * Who has the real diamond? 6 weeks.
 * Terrorism in the United States – 1 month 5 days; vandalism also got transferred to another article
 * Mañana Será Otro Dia 5 months
 * Street racer ski 9 weeks.
 * Hardin County, Ohio was a country for nearly six months.
 * Rautavaara wrote "ASDF" Etudes for nearly six months.
 * Parts of this edit took a month to fix.
 * The (imaginary) Belgian Bun Companion guide . Over eight months.
 * The lower-case professor, about six months.
 * Irina Simagina was a man for 10 months.
 * This female politician was a man for eight months.
 * Gé van Aelst, mix-up entry, 1 month.
 * Parts of this edit stayed for over eight months.
 * Link to non existent congressman over nine months.
 * Zach Hansen born in 1736. Three weeks.
 * Prince Albert Day, six days.
 * Ever heard of "Aka Amir khosro Ahmadi"? Probably not. Stayed for 17 months. And what's this about?
 * Accidental page blanking stood for a year.
 * Islamic flags were "pink blue and rainbow" for nearly 2 months. Which was nice.
 * Married to a wanker from September 2008 to June 2009.
 * A chef worked at "Noob's" for 19 months, from to
 * Possibly Kosvinsky Mountain
 * There was excrement on a talk page for 38 months, from to
 * Wrong date of death for three years, until he actually died!
 * 34 children for two years - then they all left at the same time.
 * The Protestant Cruse family was made Jewish for two-and-a-half years, from the article's creation in to . Based on the false information on Wikipedia, family members were listed on an antisemitic website.
 * The boy fiend, September 2010 to June 2013 (33 months).
 * Planes (film) – (note the allusion to Equestria Girls)
 * This page and the people who wanted to keep it. Also, the 4th and 10th comments on whether to delete it or not.
 * The way this user was banned.
 * Hillary Clinton's secret alter ego
 * The real winner of the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election
 * Extortion, huh?
 * This
 * This all-powerful IP user (posted on an administrator's talk page)
 * These edit summaries
 * A very frank and concise opinion on a certain NHL team.
 * Charles Manson's mother's problem that caused him to be what he was.
 * The evil side of yo-yos.
 * Eloquent statement of the positive side of vandalism. (yes, this was vandalism)
 * Very subtly named sockpuppet account.
 * gasp No way?!, , , , , , , , ,
 * A little known fact about the history of the Euro as a food source.
 * Recipe for Admiral Ackbar stew.
 * The real reason people don't use the sandbox for test editing.
 * Little known result of Gamal Abdel Nasser's death.
 * How Sitting Bull got his name.
 * The true origin of the Illiad.
 * What the...?
 * Yo ho ho! A pirate's life for me!
 * An unexpected fire hazard
 * How one food changed the course of history.
 * Directions on how to play Xtreme Peanuts.
 * One of George Washington's less-known military accomplishments.
 * A shocking expos&#233; on the actual identity of a certain U.S. Senator.
 * He wasn't too far off...
 * The best DYK nomination ever. (more on this page)
 * A very cost-effective way to produce wood pulp.
 * Two very little-known facts about house centipedes
 * Democrats and Republicans: going at it for more than 2300 years...
 * The actual origin of acne.
 * this
 * The environmental benefits of killing Britney Spears
 * Creative Commons is anti-Semitic
 * Tom Cruise, funnily
 * John Pollack
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 * Buffy the Vampire Slayer (2)
 * Romeo and Juliet
 * I bet that some old person wrote this
 * How do you "heroically" make a wrong turn?
 * What???
 * Stupid bot...
 * Or maybe sad... there's an article about American Commercial Lines 200 (a NASCAR race) but not the company it's sponsored by.
 * Vandal fighters can do dumb things: spam?
 * Vandal fighters can do dumb things, part 2
 * This shouldn't be that funny but it is
 * You know that supernatural stuff is ridiculous when the Weekly World News is cited as a credible source on this article]
 * Compare this vs this. How long is that?!
 * buzzkill
 * No pimping here
 * Caption improvement
 * The greatest IP admission
 * A clever joke
 * A clever alternate meaning of Space Invaders
 * Ha ha ha, I'm laughing (no, not really)
 * I wonder, who's Derek's ex-girlfriend?
 * B.o.B cooks like a boss
 * Which side are you on??
 * The tribes of a tortilla
 * Rice burners and Rick Ross
 * This edit took days to be recognised
 * How footballer Aaron Ramsey killed 11 people, including Osama bin Laden
 * Sneaky vandalism undetected for almost a month.
 * Ever heard of the 'Wigga Party'?
 * Do you like naked tennis?
 * No YOUR FACE
 * Wow
 * doesn't everyone?
 * Last I checked 10 year olds are not teenagers
 * Thats the first time I've heard that...
 * Great way to ask a person's opinion on your hobby
 * It seems you are more bored then I am
 * Jeez, thanks for writing down your life experience
 * Damn you too bro?
 * At least they put an edit summary!
 * A Giants fan? Yep
 * I agree
 * lol
 * The definition of TMI
 * No you are
 * Looks like ClueBot is a bitch
 * Ooh...
 * This user didn't even try to hide the fact that they were a sockpuppet...
 * Contribs of a sock of a blocked user. Hint: Look at the username.
 * The end of the United States of America.
 * California Gold Rush conspiracy theory.
 * The Peoples Republic of China knows no limits in their atrocities.
 * Dentists: the bane of society.
 * Cruelty in Iceland. (Read third section)
 * Some kid who was sent to his room...
 * Informative article about a very strange country.
 * The key to getting on your colleagues' good sides. (think about a girl trying this...)
 * A little known fact about Juan Ponce de León.
 * The unknown dangers of a certain species of rodent.
 * Maybe this guy had a few too many to eat.
 * This edit summary.
 * And I thought nuclear weapons were dangerous...
 * Imagine posting this on AIV after you get a level four warning.
 * Well, the template does exist, but maybe, just maybe, it wasn't meant to be used in the article. Contributed by Ohnoitsjamie.
 * And I thought medical advice was only given on the Reference Desk. Contributed by Enigmaman.
 * It's bad enough to post a ridiculous statement on a Wikipedia article. It's worse to defend it Also contributed by Enigmaman.
 * These edit summaries just keep getting better and better.
 * The origin of peanut butter.
 * The pain, the agony
 * This guy understands Wikipedia policies perfectly.
 * We must all bow before the wisdom of Cluebot.
 * This
 * Why isn't this empty?
 * A real summary of Halo Wars.
 * I wish my first edit was a good as this one
 * I've always wondered what he does after the show is over...
 * Some terrorists fly planes into buildings. Then there are the lesser known ones.
 * This, which is far and away the funniest thing I have ever seen anywhere on Wikipedia. Found by Giggy, shamelessly stolen by me.
 * Me exposing just how deep the vandals' conspiracy runs
 * This is the first time I have ever been textually Rickrolled.
 * "If you're going to troll at least have the decency to put it in the correct place"
 * RfA is tough, but sometimes it produces moments of utter epicness. Like this...
 * Now I know the real reason most people I know like cherry pie better than blueberry.
 * Dude, I wish my school had the curricula this one does.
 * This
 * Why did you protect the stupid page?!?! I wanted to vandalize!
 * This warning and the fact that this page is still vandalized more than almost any page on Wikipedia.
 * This warning on an administrator's unprotected user page, less funny than the above, but still&hellip;
 * PDelahanty's mousepad article threat
 * Why keep? Here's why&hellip;
 * "It's practically British"
 * The "large hairy men masquerading as girls constituency"
 * On the challenges that Wikipedia will have to overcome, or my favorite AfD closure rationale
 * If you're going to vandalize some admin's userpage, at least make me laugh
 * On proper comportment at WP:AN
 * This woman changed gender some time ago
 * The horrible truth
 * Nicely done&hellip;
 * Why not to cite Wikipedia
 * I'm not explaining this. Find out yourself&hellip;
 * Now I "vandalized" a page&hellip; why?
 * Tweed chewing gum
 * Looks like someone has a vendetta against the letter T (warning: large diff)
 * RIght back at you, silly vandal (scroll to bottom)
 * Puerility, part 1 part 2 (same vandal)
 * Silly things the upper class doesn't say
 * 1994 Fairchild Air Force Base B-52 crash
 * Wikipedia is not that important
 * Electronic piano
 * November 8
 * The Sun (United Kingdom)
 * WP:AfD/Cruel Summer (GOOD Music album)
 * Noel Edmonds
 * Nigel Farage
 * Which standard?
 * So the Bahamas is in the US now?
 * My reversion of sneaky vandalism
 * Chicken McNuggets and paedophiles
 * Racist but funny poem by an indefinitely blocked vandal
 * Good Bad, but funny way to get revenge: Change their username for them
 * MONEY!
 * (Not vandalism) An epic edit war, brought to you by the creators of epic stuff
 * Jay-Z had 99 problems and Solange Knowles is now one more
 * Stylized by Wikipedia it is!
 * Anti-Semitic
 * Ah, sneaky
 * Robert, did you fart?
 * Stupid vandalism, but funny
 * Too many "but"'s
 * Nice to know all this userpage vandalism is over a 0-byte change to the page
 * Opium and stuff
 * This dude...
 * Fat people river
 * We'll pay you to edit the article
 * Quick, very long question, possibly racist too
 * Hey, it's raining! Raining SPAs, I mean! And look, it's also raining legal threats!
 * In case lowercase wasn't enough, we now feature all-uppercase articles!
 * Weird acronyms for places... including a sewage plant
 * If you thought one vandal was bad, try ten... in one minute!
 * A United States presidential candidate is...
 * The halo is NOT HAPPENING!!! Bye.
 * An example of how not to target people

There's more!

 * Kafziel's list of vandalism.
 * J.delanoy's list of vandalism.
 * Thingg's list of vandalism (which I kind of copied from).
 * Celarnor's list of vandalism.
 * AVand's list of vandalism.
 * I dream of horses's list of vandalism, links to other lists.
 * K6ka's list of vandalism (now dead).

Gallery of creepy articles
See this page for a list.

Gallery of weird articles


Articles
 * Deleted articles with freaky titles
 * Wikipedia:Not-deleted articles with not-so-freaky titles, just weird
 * Wikipedia:Nonexistent articles about existent freaky things
 * Wikipedia:List of REALLY, REALLY, REALLY STUUUPID article ideas that you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY should not create
 * Best of BJAODN and in case you didn't see, More Best of BJAODN, Even more Best of BJAODN, Yet more Best of BJAODN, and finally Still more Best of BJAODN
 * Wikipedia: Encyclopædia Britannica was wrong and Wikipedia was right
 * Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
 * Death by coconut
 * Buttered cat paradox
 * Infinite monkey theorem
 * Monty Hall problem
 * Turtles all the way down
 * On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
 * Fox tossing
 * Cluster ballooning
 * Hotel toilet paper folding
 * Toilet paper orientation
 * More cowbell
 * Hidden Mickey
 * Dancing Plague of 1518
 * Had had had had had had had had had had had
 * Friend of Dorothy
 * Gay bomb
 * Reverse sneezing
 * Underwater basket weaving
 * Ferret legging
 * Color of the bikeshed
 * Zebra striping
 * Shm-reduplication
 * Loudness war
 * Design by committee
 * Clarke's three laws
 * Sturgeon's Law
 * Strip search prank call scam
 * Kentucky colonel
 * Considered harmful
 * Liberum veto
 * Magic smoke
 * Latte art
 * List of animals with fraudulent diplomas
 * Travelling gnome prank
 * Garden path sentence
 * Evenness of zero
 * Diet Coke and Mentos eruption
 * Niggardly
 * Qualia
 * Pills, porn and poker
 * Shocks the conscience
 * Sentence spacing
 * SMPTE color bars
 * Faggot voter
 * Terrorist fist jab
 * Boston Molasses Disaster
 * Puppy pregnancy syndrome
 * Seth Kinman
 * List of lists of lists
 * Voynich manuscript
 * Codex Seraphinianus
 * Thomas Jefferson Jackson See
 * List of inventors killed by their own inventions
 * Metal umlaut
 * Vampire pumpkins and watermelons
 * List of incidents of cannibalism
 * Handedness of Presidents of the United States
 * Cosmic latte
 * Religion in Antarctica
 * Five-second rule
 * Magic Roundabout (disambiguation)
 * Centralia, Pennsylvania
 * Garden of Eden configuration
 * Nominative determinism
 * Regular haircut
 * Women's parking space
 * Men's parking space
 * Scleral tattooing
 * Capitalization of "Internet"
 * Aptronym
 * Capitonym
 * Semordnilap
 * Letter combination of uu
 * Calculator spelling
 * Death from laughter
 * Jewish humor
 * Buck passing
 * Whataboutism
 * Concealing objects in a book
 * Magic square
 * Everyday carry
 * Sack Man
 * Pantsuit
 * Oscar love curse
 * Up to eleven
 * Australia's big things
 * List of culinary nuts
 * List of Internet phenomena
 * Clint Eastwood at the 2012 Republican National Convention
 * Year 10,000 problem
 * Gender-specific and gender-neutral pronouns
 * Tetris effect
 * List of people banned from entering the United Kingdom
 * Flemish Giant
 * Masshole
 * Mermaid problem
 * Jesus with erection
 * Funeral strippers

Essays, etc.
 * Friends of gays should not be allowed to edit articles
 * The unblockables
 * Drop the stick and back slowly away from the horse carcass
 * Sarcasm is really helpful
 * Assume the presence of a belly-button
 * Retitling of positions
 * Observations on Wikipedia behavior
 * GoodBye
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 * ...that Epic Genius is better than Chuck Norris?
 * ...that Epic Genius knows about exactly one very, very common misconception, which is MSG?
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 * ...that Epic Genius likes gay animals?
 * ...that uncombable hair syndrome is something Epic Genius doesn't suffer from, despite being a primate?
 * ...that Epic Genius once wasted 4 minutes, 33 seconds of his life?
 * ...that Epic Genius counted himself as a Jedi on the United States Census?
 * ...that according to the Bible, you are a f#$%ing adulterer?
 * ...that SpongeBob SquarePants has his very own TV show, SpongeBob SquarePants? AND ALSO, that he's not related to his cousin, SpongeBob SquarePants? Huh???

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 * 1) Skip if you are under 18: A lot of people say that vanilla sex is called such because it is bland or without "flavor", and they normally use this term to describe the missionary position or its kin. What they probably don't know is that the word vanilla derives from a Latin word via a diminutive form of the Spanish word vaina, meaning sheath as in that's what a vanilla bean pod looks like. What they might not realize is there's another word deriving from this same Latin root, and that of course is vagina, which literally means scabbard-- i.e., the sheath one puts one's sword into. Ergo vanilla sex is etmyologically appropriate and the blandness is just a coincidence.
 * 2) Skip if you are color blind: It is accepted that all the world's languages have words for white and black. If that language only has two words, those are them. If they have a third one it is almost always red, if they have a fourth green, and so on. In English there are only three verbs for becoming a color: To whiten, to blacken and to redden. (Golden of course, is an adjective) This means that these words must have been in such an old form of Anglo-Saxon that dates back to when "English" only had this many color words, unlike now, when it has this many.
 * 3) Skip if you can't understand irony at all, like really?: A lot of people think that Utopia means a good place. This misunderstanding is from Sir Thomas More's 1516 book, which described a fictional land where everything was perfect. However, what More intended the etymology to be was u- (οὐ) meaning "not" or "non", so that it would be a place that didn't exist (-topia comes from topos (τόπος) meaning "place"), a non-place. However, modern English speakers have pronounced the word utopia not like  with an oo sound, but as, where the /ju/ is similar in sound to the word you as in words like euthenasia or euphony meaning good-death or good-sounding. So? So, that means that inadverntently in Modern English we have changed the meaning of "Utopia" by misunderstanding the referent, and by further mispronouncing the word, we have actually ended up giving it the meeting previously ascribed to it, i.e. a "eutopia" which would actually mean, "good place" in Greek.

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I just wanted to drop you a note to let you know that you are banned from posting comments on my talk page, unless, of course, you are  required to  by Wikipedia  policy . If you are required to post a notice on my talk page, please clearly indicate in the edit summary what policy you are doing so under. Any other posted comments will be deleted without being read.Please note that this ban also applies to pinging me. Thanks. epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
 * hahahaha epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
 * Hi. I just wanted to remind you that you are banned from pinging me. Please do not ping me again. epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
 * Fine. epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)
 * Ambox notice.svg There is currently a discussion at Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents regarding this circular discussion. The thread is epicgenius is talking to himself.   epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)


 * WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! epicgenius (talk) 23:12, 25 April 2017 (UTC)

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From Rampart (film):

"An attempt to market the film via the social news website Reddit went "horribly wrong" according to Forbes. A popular feature of Reddit is the "AMA" section (short for 'ask me anything'), where notable people engage in Q&A sessions with the Reddit community. Within this format, Harrelson agreed to answer questions from the users of the site, who were disappointed by his answers, and his apparent misunderstanding of the format, resulting in some of the site's users vowing to "boycott the flick". CNET characterized one of Harrelson's responses as "sheer oozing, all-about-me-ism". Josh Feldman with MediaIte shared the following perspective: "a proxy for the actor basically gave vague answers to half of the questions and in-no-way subtle plugs for his upcoming movie Rampart to the other half. It was a public relations nightmare, and while it certainly raised awareness about the movie, it definitely backfired." Feldman went on to say about the incident, "it came across as robotic and represented an inability to connect with people when it should have been insanely easy to do so." Feldman summarized the lesson learned by stating the following, "When you’re doing an AMA on Reddit, you drop the act and engage with real people. Some will be fans, some won’t, but if you’re just honest and it doesn’t seem like your answers have been planned out, people will respect you for it.""

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